Hi there, welcome to Just TMBG Posting
This is a fun side-blog run by the user @jukeboxwhimzur!
Follow and stick around for once daily photos of the band.
“Wait, they’re both named John? Which one is which? Who are the other guys? Help me, I got lost driving around!”
Not to worry! Heres a guide on five main giants that no one asked for!
JOHN FLANSBURGH
(also called JF, Flan, Flans, Professor Flans, Flansy Flans, Flansy, and others)
He’s taller and bigger than JL, he always has glasses on, and he’s left handed
He sings and plays rhythm guitar!
JOHN LINNELL
(also called JL, John Beep Linnell, John Sid, Jared, Linnell, Mr. Linnell, and others)
He’s shorter than JF, is ALWAYS clean shaven, and he almost always has glasses on (he’s also got bug eyes.. this is a compliment mr. JL)
He sings and plays accordion and keyboard!
MARTY BELLER
(also called The one that doesn’t drink coffee, Undisputed King of the Drums, The Next President of the United States of America, and others)
He’s the ONLY one in the band that doesn’t share a name with somebody else
He plays drums!
DANNY WEINKAUF
(also called Parker, Bass Boy Genius, Ladies He’s Taken, Mesopotamian and others)
He sings and plays bass!
DAN MILLER
(also called Solder, Dylan, Stormy Black, They Might Be Giants’ Official Crybaby (sorry Dan) and others)
He’s the smiliest and tallest of the five
He plays lead guitar!
We hope this helps SOMEONE! Enjoy!
