Fire and Ice

Its always "why is this mom selling her daughter" and never "why is one direction buying a person" smh

here’s a link to a playlist since everyone’s a fan of this post

ISLAND PRINCESS

@consciously-corvidic

RED ALERT GO WATCH BARBIE IN THE NUTCRACKER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Was he just born ripped as fuck or something?

Dwayne Johnson comes from a even bigger rock

The Boulder Johnson

Cain and Abel

having adhd is like im so tired of music. im so tired of sleeping. every day i decide what to eat for dinner

only people with adhd will understansd this post

who she fuck? shrek?????

Bryson I’m gonna slap u for making me read all of this

bisexuals will see someone in period clothes and be like yes

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out