It gets extremely complicated...

everything personal♡

everything personal♡

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

the moon… is that paul mccartney

i wish platonic kissing was a thing like “hey friend you’re feeling sad let’s make out”

yeah, but what if you got jealousy issues, then your bf could make out with chick friends. fuck that.

true embarrassment lies within your first email address

If your thighs touch then you’re one step closer to being a mermaid so who’s the real winner here

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