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I do love a good cake buddy. But, I regret to inform you that, I do not sleep, I have never slept, and I believe it is incapable of my body to proform such a function. But I do know, that for people who can sleep, it’s important to relax yourself, make your environment comfortable, maybe exercise before hand or limit brain activity by shutting off your phone. If you still find yourself struggling to sleep, maybe see a doctor to talk about insomnia! But most of all, make sure to take care of yourself and your body.

Finally someone understands. I’m not here to fight, it baffles me that all my questions are about fighting. I simply wish to eat cake.

No such thing happened. Naomi would never do such a thing to me.

The only people working on feeling alone is the rest of the task force 😤. I have legitimate evidence (which I will not disclose this is a top case after all) and everyone believes Light Yagami is innocent because what, HE LOOKS SAD SOMETIMES?? Every case I’ve ever solved I’ve always been correct about, and this time I have no doubt that I am correct. Plenty of mass murderers have seem like normal, perfectly functional people. That is no way to base anything on a criminal’s behavior. The fact of the matter is, Light Yagami is Kira.

I have no issue with fighting women, I see them as equal participants of getting whooped. But I’d need a better reason then just, your wishes to fight me. Unlike Light Yagami, I do not hold unreasonable distaste for females.

Flip flops are hard to walk in. I trip far too much in them, and in sand it would be atrocious to walk in. Not to mention I do not desire my feet getting sunburned, so the safest yet breathable option of protecting my skin, as well as still having that loose feeling of air on my feet, would be crocs. I know Light Yagami also hate crocs... or loves them.. I don’t remember which. But it’s definitely a polarizing opinion wheb it is in regards to crocs. Either way I wish to piss him off.

A daunting yet classic question, as a personal fan of detective fiction, I have always been a huge fan of Agatha Christie, her plotlines were gripping and intriguing, I was never bored reading her stories. But I will say that Arthur Conan Doyle was a superb writer,  and Sherlock Holmes will always hold a special place in my heart. If I were to choose, and mind you this is a hard question for I love their creations dearly, it’s almost like choosing a favorite child. But Sir Arthur would get my vote, because he’s a British bloke like me.

Scares me

Even babies are capable of murder. Never forget this. I’ve made this mistake before in a past case... 

Begin slow, maybe start with the power move of taking away their human rights, then from there do what feels natural, maybe a picnic :/

First, Hannibal is a fictional character so there would be no Legitimate way to measure his ability to fight me. Seeing this I find it unfortunate to imform you, that, with Hannibals General ability to murder people, most would assume he would win a fight.. but this is where I come in to explain— on the contrary I would win. See using the word ‘beat’ would imply a fight simply dependent on hand to hand combat. And like I said, I am trained. Sure Hannibal‘s body count is far higher than my own, and if I were to be fighting him using some sort of weapon, I would lose seeing as he has had more practice with using such tools. But with just fists? Get the patty wagon boys, I’m taking Hannibal down. 

Only 17% of the time. Most jokes are not well thoughtout as some claim they are. Perhaps that’s why it’s a rarity.. to put it simply you need to have the IQ of a Rick and Morty fan or the humor of one. No if ands or buts.

Neither, these are simply things you must overcome, if said person is intelligent/funny.