I'm just this guy, you know?

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

mario made a complete mess all over the counter

–guy who doesn't know what pasta is while watching his friend make spaghetti

putting on some older tv to work to. I need information, is Columbo a reasonable "hear me out" or a "that is a normal human man, and is therefore disqualified"

I would argue that Columbo is a "hear me out," but only on Tumblr, as the standards here for a proper hear me out have caused him to integer underflow to the highest possible level of hear me out

when a browser loses old tabs and it's what the fuck those were heirlooms

Misread this as "when a bowser" and didn't even question it. I was just like "yeah he would call old tabs heirlooms"