I'm just this guy, you know?

Sometimes I think "huh, out if all the posts I've made that have blown up for no decernible reason, this one hasn't really gone that far. Only 250+ people have liked it." But then I remember. "Imagine 250 bowls of soup." And I'm like "that is too much soup, 250 is a lot, actually."

Love how Rouxls will only be accepted if dead, and you have to pay the marines 50 million to take him off your hands

i try to slap my partner on the ass but its a random crit so she gibs instantly

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

mario made a complete mess all over the counter

–guy who doesn't know what pasta is while watching his friend make spaghetti