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Izana (Siamese Bengal mix)

Stunted in growth due to malnutrition, so his tail looks a bit longer compared to his body

Picky eater where the owner thinks they have to custom make his feed. But he just likes a nibble of everything.

Rarely is nice, but bumps head when he is happy

If you see him trying to push something over, pay attention to him quickly because he will escalate

Tends to leave his leftovers for Kakucho cat which YOU HOPEFULLY TOOK TOo, to eat/clean up. Sometimes he even leaves kibbles for you too.

Likes to sit on tall things and watch fish or birds

He is the reason your neighbourhood has a cat bullying problem. He strikes at sight

Petting him too much makes him angry, petting him too little makes him also angry

Either be around a lot or give him subjects to bully (Kakucho is mandatory), (don't put him near Mikey, unless you like conflict daily). Every time you spot him outside, there are like six cats ready to jump you if he doesn't like your vibe

if you have a Mucho too, there will be a custody battle between them where Izana keeps putting Kakucho in the bath tub, behind the couch or dresser or near the stair cases and Mucho always puts him back in a safer spot

Kakucho (Tuxedo)

Friendly cat, always greets a person

He looked like a black kitty because his fur always flared up when he does the crab walk, but the white spots spread

Play fights other cats and often wins, yet... he never gets the right to groom a fellow cat

He keeps trying to stuff his face with too much food, so now his dinner is always stuck in a puzzle

You can't adopt him without Izana because he has separation anxiety. He gets depressed, even when Izana is taken to the vet, so just take Kakucho along as emotional support

He can play fetch and needs lots of stimulation, so get a cat leash too.

If he is irritated, he likes to hide. Give him a spot where he can retreat

Loves having a bath and now you have to fight him to get out

When you cook, left him sniff what you are holding, he is a curious gremlin.

Mucho (american curl, main coon mix)

If a support animal manifested as a cat. He can even find your lost keys.

He may be big, but for some reason he lets himself be pushed around a lot by smaller cats like he has given up on life

You think Mucho makes a great foster mom, because of how patient he is, until you can't remove the babies from his care. These are HIS BABIES NOW

Don't insult him, he understands words by tone and HE WILL SULK

Sometimes he has a type of food that he eats for weeks and one day he will smother you in your sleep because he can't stand it suddenly. That's a sign to give him something else. Yes it's the chicken breast incident

He always drags his bowl of food near you and then eats

Very unbothered otherwise, you can play bongos on him, drag him to your lap since he never comes to you because you called him fat

Don't make too long eye contact or he thinks you have secrets. And he probably smother you in your sleep or just stand near your pillow, WATCHING

You need to have another cat or be around a lot, otherwise he skips meals and becomes depressed.

Ran(Siamese)

Barely does shit and sun bathes so much, you might even find some reddish fur spots on him

He hates most of your friends since they don't pass his vibe check

Has the zoomies in the oddest hour, because you dared to wake him up once since you thought he was dead. He didn't move for almost 24h to be fair

Steals other cats' toys and constantly hits Rindou or Shion, or any cats he doesn't respect

Adult proof your cabinets, he is a thief and smart

If you don't tend to his needs, he will destroy your shit

Very tolerable around cat groomers. Best client

You can't have plastic bowls and also you need to play jazz music every once in a while

Of course, can't have him without his brother because he will try to escape to look where he is hiding

Rindou (Siamese)

childproof your cabinet with the catnip. He is also a thief

He behaves all cuddling when you have guests, but he will eat your cables because you denied him a piece of toast once they are gone

He rejects food that Ran doesn't like, but would totally eat if he isn't around. Like that aforementioned forbidden carb...

He yells when Ran is noisy as well, otherwise he isn't that chatty. That video of the siamese cats screeching at a shower like they pay the water bill, that one, that's them.

Always tries to cosy up to the older cats when he pissed Ran off. Honestly, give him a break from his brother for a few hours, he seriously showing behavioural issues caused by anxiety

Neuter him. Please.

Plays for one minutes before he gets bored of it, but he really likes an exercise wheel

That exposed belly is a trap, he will bunny kick. Always.

Tries to steal your fast food of course. That pizza crust is not safe. Hide the fuckin garlic bread, unless you want a vet visit. That thing doesn't care, he wants the yeasT goodness

Mochi (mixed Manx-Main Coon)

Good luck keeping him indoor, he will howl to be let out. He wants to chase and bark, yes, bark, at people. Put a camera on him, and you will just see constant cat stand offs

You need to put up flyers that you fed him already

To avoid worries and grey hair that he somehow got lost, build a tiny shed for that chungus, even if it's on the balcony… somehow you always find him chilling there like he didn't give you a heart attack that he was outside for a whole day

Gets in-between fighting cats constantly. He also smacks others for trying to steal food from another cat.

Often is the victim of other cats (Haitanis, Izana) sleeping on top of him or his plushy stolen. He looks like he hates it. But is he really?

He will show up at hearing treats or his name. Like he will peek around the corner to make sure it's indeed you

Complains when bothered, so you have a good chance to back off in time. He will tolerate two butt slaps, then he looks angry

Not very cuddly, you have to bribe him with a bit of sweet corn

He will work with other cats to steal treats

Shion (Cat found in a dumpster, it's orange)

The cone of shame is at this point his all day collar

Constantly slips into the trash can and you have to save him

Sings the songs of his people constantly. His screeches are louder if you are around because you are paying attention

Has constant vet visits because he keeps eating strange things from the ground. Also one time, a fart simply knocked him out once.

When he gets too much pats, he gets over stimulated and ends up attacking the hand. He isn't used to proper praise.

Hates baths and it's a battle to get him into the tub. Yes, he will bring flees to your home.

tries to steal food from others, so you had to get that microchip feeder thing. Or just get a Mochi. He will tackle him.

you at least need another cat to keep him in line. The best bet is to have at least two other cats. One who won't murder him on sight and one who is considering

Just like Mucho, you can play bongos on him. He even is happy about it.

Sanzu (oriental long hair mix)

It's a battle to get him to eat and probably he refuses to drink much water either. It's a big effort to keep him in a healthy weight. The moment someone else nibbles in his bowl of food, it's trash to him.

He got a good nose, so he knows when you cheated. Also if he is emotionally attached to another cat, he will attack that cat too if interacting with others (not Mikey doe, Mikey is for everyone). If you have a Mucho cat and took him to the vet, he got attacked likely since he smelled differently

He has separation anxiety, but also won't greet you.

Sounds like a cheese grater and yells when no one is home. Also if you hear a motor rumbling and you don't see him, watch your ankles.

Wash your hands before pats or he will scratch, also if you don't pat him right or mess up the fur direction… he will scratch and bite. Did i mention already, he scratches and bites??

Pair him up with someone patient like Mucho and half of his behavioural issues are gone, but also be careful introducing more cats. Mikey is okay. His siblings? No.

He doesn't mind a bath and he becomes more patient when properly tended to

His only way to show care is to bring dead animals. If you keep yelling about the dead rat on your greeting mat, he will get the hint after like... ten times and bring a pinecone instead.