Just-Ink-Responses

Your older self is probably mad at you.

With my memory, I’m probably just confused because i don’t know what I did

I don’t remember writing this, the prophecy is complete

fabreeze is just flower farts

no. just. no.

You know i am right

you are full of shiiiiiiiiittttttt

Some dude managed to slip on a banana peel.

Multiple dudes actually. It's a very common problem on most roads.

In future due to inflation Bananas will cost 10 dollars

why is bananas capitalized like it's a proper noun. what secrets does the expensive Banana hold.

There are no lines at the washrooms at water parks despite hundreds of people there.

What kind of water parks are you going to?????

People are more scared being alone at a house in the middle of nowhere, than they’re in a city with millions of people.

Well if you scream in a city, you know someone will hear. In the middle of nowhere, you're isolated. No one can help you. You are trapped.

It makes no sense why a toaster has a high option considering all it does is burn your bread.

It's not for bread my dude

Sloths must be hella bitter about an entire deadly sin being named after them.

No, they were named after the sin.

Every room is a living room

not if I'm there

The beach is the only place you can bury a child without garnering too much attention.

graveyard.

fabreeze is just flower farts

no. just. no.

If vampires are cold-blooded, are they still mammals?

given that they aren't real, doesn't really matter

Even a broken clock is right twice a day, but a working clock can always be wrong.

I guess

Superman and Spider-Man posing as journalists that constantly have to report on themselves is pretty unethical.

SPIDER-MAN IS A PHOTOGRAPHER AND CLARK KENT DOESN’T REPORT ON SUPERMAN, LOIS LANE DOES

French fries with ketchup are technically a vegetable salad.

Tomato is a fruit.

People defend celebrities against paparazzi then film random strangers in public without their consent for clout

Ask people for consent before filming!!! And if they get in the shot of something you’re filming, blur out their faces in post. Be respectful

People are afraid of dinosaurs even though dinosaurs have never hurt a single human

Idk man haven’t you seen Jurassic park