Bloop.

aggressive hand holding

How does it work??

we arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands

sweet dreams my pink friend

this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

LMAO He just said he does

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

i love the rock

THAT DICTIONARY TWEET BRUH

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

a burglar

a birbler

This is what Channing Tatum needs to be doing instead of romance flicks

The sound effect gets me every fucking tim

I’m ugly laughing

This is my favorite thing on the planet