boldness is all

stab scene intimacy coordinator

clown him with many clowns

God sends his strongest soldiers to be mommy's little therapist

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

IT TOOK ME A SECOND

Oh so when your mom puts a little bit of her heart in every meal that's fine, but when I, Harrowhark the First,

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil