every time we touch i get this feeling and every t

I See Juno On The DAAsh, I ClAAp AAnd Cheer AAnd Throw PeAAnuts.

yeah sure. so you come back to life and are ressurected but you're still smashed under my muscles be cause nothing has moved me and are trapped there. we stay stuck there for the next four changing seasons where we get rained on, snowed on, and caked in mud until our entire bodies have been absorbed into the earth and turned into a naturally formed sculpture of my body smashing yours, with nothing but dust and rot underneath the mud. you survive the entire time be cause you are undead but i sadly immediately die after three days of no food and my body hardens to stone.

I See Juno On The DAAsh, I ClAAp AAnd Cheer AAnd Throw PeAAnuts.

OW. OW. OW. WHAT IN HELLS NAME IS.... *looks around paranoid* PROJECTILES?! hrhrhrgkkk... hrrrrerrrggggghhhhh.... NO ONE can attempt to penetrate my STEEL like flesh.....HERRRRGGKKKKKKKKKKKKKK *entire body tenses and explodes with muscle.* HYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FEEEL MY WRATH. *so muscular i can't move.*

You’re The ReAAlest Motherfucker On This AAccursed Husk Of AA Webbed Site.

*a gust of wind blows by and causes my giant mass to roll over on you crushing you and killing you for ever like a giant boulder.*

i mean i already killed you and you died so i think you can't cast any thing be cause you are dead.

Ok, WhAAt If I CAAme BAAck AAs AAn UndeAAd.

roll a 20d.

whenever there's an evil child character i'm always like well maybe the adults deserve to be killed with hammers have you considered that

I See Juno On The DAAsh, I ClAAp AAnd Cheer AAnd Throw PeAAnuts.

OW. OW. OW. WHAT IN HELLS NAME IS.... *looks around paranoid* PROJECTILES?! hrhrhrgkkk... hrrrrerrrggggghhhhh.... NO ONE can attempt to penetrate my STEEL like flesh.....HERRRRGGKKKKKKKKKKKKKK *entire body tenses and explodes with muscle.* HYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FEEEL MY WRATH. *so muscular i can't move.*

You’re The ReAAlest Motherfucker On This AAccursed Husk Of AA Webbed Site.

*a gust of wind blows by and causes my giant mass to roll over on you crushing you and killing you for ever like a giant boulder.*

i mean i already killed you and you died so i think you can't cast any thing be cause you are dead.

i like that we're having these conversations with our legal names on full display.

"= i'm never changing this. on here. that is. a known thing. ="

i am being genuine.