MC: Please introduce yourself Yoongi: -throws glitter from pocket- Yoongi: I’m Suga. 

Interviewer: What will you be in 10 years? Yoongi: 33 years old. 

Namjoon: -does aegyo for more meat- Yoongi: A downside of capitalism. Interviewer: Please reveal a secret about yourselves. Yoongi: When we take a bath we take off all our clothes. Yoongi: -chooses himself as victim for mafia to kill- BTS: lmao why would you do that Yoongi: I have no reason to live on “We actually all had abs at one point, but since its summer, the chocolate has melted.”

[Namjoon doesn’t dry his back after showering] Yoongi: he says “it will dry off anyway,” then why live if you die anyway?

“In my next life, I want to be reborn as a rock.”  Any specialties? Yoongi: breathing for 25 years straight. 

-gives Jin a $15 Min Yoongi acrylic stand for Christmas-