Galley Gossip and LAV Humor

When your supervisor is cute but he’s writing you up.

Pilots be like

When you know you’re going to get along with the chaser.

When the RSV pisses off your buddy bidder.

Ditching your third on a layover.

When someone says they came from a mainline but it was regionals.

Going on dates near airports.

When scheduling calls you for Ready RSV

When another gay FA has been talking shit.

When everyone’s arguing about contract negotiations but you actually have no idea what’s going on.

Catering be like

That United/Continental merger.

Grindr out by the airport hotels.

When a newbie let’s the last wheelchair PAX use the LAV and they lock themselves in there for an hour.

Crew Schedulers be like

Finishing your trip on Cinco de Mayo.

Signing in for a night turn.