onto some shit jashin hasn't witnessed yet

"so this male character says he loves his wife and has no other personality traits" damn thats crazy i hope his wife is blocking him from seeing her stories and posting thirst traps. i hope she has a second phone with the locator on she leaves at home while partying. i hope she has multiple calculator apps and one of those is password protected. i hope her "settings" can make phonecalls. i hope she has an active profile on tinder because she was "too lazy to delete it". i hope she just likes whatever post that comes up on her feed and she didnt even notice he was naked, and i hope her husband stops being so damn insecure. i hope 911 calls her after midnight. i hope its his best friend or his mom.

i hate wifeguys and wifeguy fanart of characters because whenever i see a wifeguy i immediately think "in just a couple years the dms of this guy will leak and it will turn out he was cheating on his poor wife with MULTIPLE people and he is grooming minors" like without fail this keeps happening. at this point im pleasantly surprised when the wifeguy was just cheating on his wife with one adult woman. performative "i love women and my wife" posting usually means a man using his married status to manipulate others and get favors from life while feeling SOME guilt over using the wife. i would much rather see the male characters being cucked. the woman version of that is the "we had our ups and downs" poster, except most of the time they sadly stay faithful. if we want to see them madly in fiery and passionate love they both need to be in either active addiction and selling their tvs together (nothing is more intensive than crackhead love) OR kinda unfortunate looking furries who are not older than 25 in a bdsm relationship who meow and bark at each other because their devotion is BULLETPROOF and they are constantly horny.

starlight x stormfront couldve been so peak, both thinking they are just using the other for their plans and both of them pretending to be manipulated and going along with a relationship that ends with a fight to death. URGHHHH

maeve x starlight could be so good. we have a disillusioned mentor type tormented by guilt and a mentee that idolizes her but resents her for being a fake at the same time. maeve represents everything starlight worked for and she is an inspiration but also a lie, just like her life. and maeve has to deal with her own reflection in starlights eyes and the impact of her lies on her and to figure out which parts of her are vought and which are maeve, while unsure if shes just using this starry eyed girl to get over her ex. fuckkkk it could be so peak toxic yuri fucjkkkkkk

liking tekk/hardtekk and hardstyle in 2026 is a curse. you are forced to see the corniest thumbnail + title + comment section pairings ever cooked up. "wake up at 5:30 and go to gym" i know you are no older than 13