If you have a cat please reblog this with its name please and thank you

Vampires be like

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

catch me in the gender clinic pretending to struggle to swallow water so the endocrinologist will give me my boy juice

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

This video is so top notch, it has so many good things in it: the squinty eyes, the background music, the smack, the fall

There’s a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???

What do you think this is? Marvel? Actions have consequences

Sometimes I can still hear his voice

anyway that was a waste of my goddamn time now back to speedrunning