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Ollie Bearman x Norris!reader

Lando Norris & sister!reader

Summary: After reading a random stat on twitter, reader tries her hardest to get her brother to dnf so her crush can finally get his first podium.

A/N: This is my first smau on here so sorry if it isn’t that great. I randomly got the idea and decided to make it happen. I also have no idea how to format on here. Manifesting an Ollie podium so hard, without a Lando dnf ofc.

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ynnorris

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ynnorris all I did was ask if he’s taking requests damn.

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lando you do realize I’m the race for championship leader right?

ynnorris take Oscar out with you then idc

oscarpiastri ??

charlesleclerc can you add me to the request list?

ynnorris unfortunately I don’t think a lando dnf is strong enough for you

charlesleclerc fair

mclaren we’d appreciate it if you didn’t ask that of your brother

ynnorris are these team orders??

user1 I just want to know which rookie she suggested to him

user2 praying it’s gabi

isackhadjar I can bet my seat on who you requested

ynnorris I shouldn’t have told you about him

isackhadjar you really shouldn’t have

olliebearman any chance I’m on the list?

lando you’re the whole list

lando yes

ynnorris Lando your days are numbered

user3 wait did y’all see that comment too?

user4 yes yes what does it mean??

user5 ollieyn??

user6 said no one ever

texts between yn and lando

texts between yn and her rookie friends

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ynnorris

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ynnorris Lando told mum about my Etsy witch plan so that’s off. Guess I have to come to the race and sort shit out myself.

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lando leave me alone for fucks sake

ynnorris no! I’m not even asking much from you and I barely ask you for stuff

lando I literally paid for your ticket?!

ynnorris dnf for my love life!

lando you’re making no sense

ynnorris I’m telling mum you called me stupid

lando I DID NOT!

ynnorris DID TOO!

carlossainz the Norris siblings everyone

danielriccardo I believe in you little Norris

ynnorris thank you Danny 😇

charlesleclerc think you can visit Ferrari while you’re here?

ynnorris I’m no miracle worker Charlie but I can slide you my Etsy witch’s number

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alexalbon free you and Sapphire

ynnorris let’s get it trending

lando who is Sapphire??

alexalbon the Etsy witch

georgerussell why are you on first name basis with her Etsy witch?

alexalbon because real recognizes real

kimiantonelli we have to hangout before the race!

gabrielbortoleto we were going to explore the city you have to join

ynnorris hmm I’ll have to check my very very busy schedule

olliebearman hopefully you find time

ynnorris suddenly I have free time between irritating Oscar and annoying Lando

isackhadjar oh how sudden!

ynnorris I hate you

isackhadjar is it because I’m not English and 6’2??

lando lmao

ynnorris both of your days are numbered

user5 yn and Isack’s interaction… ollieyn in 5

user6 okay grandma let’s get you back to bed

user5 OLLIEYN IN FIVE

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ynnorris

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ynnorris all these weirdos do for fun is drive. Let’s invest in some hobbies, shall we?

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gabrielbortoleto you are the one who suggested karting

ynnorris proof??

kimiantonelli I brought whimsy that’s enough

ynnorris you’re so right queen mb

lando I’m noticing a trend in this photo dump

ynnorris I’m noticing a trend in your racing career.

lando just for that I’m making sure he never gets a podium this year

ynnorris I’m not scared of you. I know where you live

lando yeah in the same bloody hotel as you that I’m paying for

ynnorris it’s always money with you, never love and my happiness

isackhadjar I know olliebearmanlover1 isn’t talking about us not having hobbies

ynnorris what are you even talking about? In the words of Andrea Kimi Antonelli “I’m confused”

isackhadjar no one laughed

olliebearman I did

gabrielbortoleto ofc you did

ynnorris wait now I’m actually confused

kimiantonelli I feel like I’m missing out on some key context here

olliebearman how come no selfies?

ynnorris didn’t fit the vibe

olliebearman I like your selfies

ynnorris oh! well I’ll keep that in mind when I post then

olliebearman or you could just send me some

isackhadjar she just threw her phone across the room

olliebearman was that too much? Gabriel said to try more.

gabrielbortoleto smooth man smooth

lando oi what’s all this then?

kimiantonelli I think I know what’s happening

isackhadjar added to close friends story!

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ynnorris DELETE! You know he doesn’t see me like that

isackhadjar I know that you’re a bit slow sometimes!

ynnorris I fucking hate you

isackhadjar ik you’ve said it like 30 times now

olliebearman can you send this to me? Without the text

olliebearman did she reply?

olliebearman what does she think about this? about me?

isackhadjar you’re too tall to be slow

kimiantonelli I officially know what’s happening

isackhadjar proud of you kimi

kimiantonelli they’re in a secret relationship

isackhadjar well… its definitely a secret none of them are aware of

texts between yn and lando

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lando mention that dnf again and I’m telling Ollie you love him

ynnorris tell Ollie and I’m telling Oscar about your loscar folder on TikTok

lando you don’t know that

ynnorris yeah but it’s believable enough

lando watch your back Norris

ynnorris don’t underestimate me Norris

isackhadjar it was in fact urgent

ynnorris you’re so odd

isackhadjar and your pathetically single

ynnorris blocked!

olliebearman how come you never visit my garage?

ynnorris you never ask

olliebearman didn’t think I had to

ynnorris you want me there?

olliebearman I want you everywhere I am

olliebearman yn?? hello?? please stop chucking your phone around when we text

ynnorris cool cool cool

texts between yn and the rookies

lando added to his close friends story!

ynnorris I fucking hate you. This is why you need to dnf. You will never see the sunlight. May your race suit feel tight in all the wrong places. May you stub your toe on every door you meet.

ynnorris Did he see this?

lando weirdo

olliebearman first option for sure

lando don’t get too comfortable Bearman

texts between yn and Isack

ynnorris added to her close friends story!

lando I don’t think I’ve ever been so excited to see you on a date

ynnorris I still want you to dnf he deserves that podium

lando go to hell

ynnorris I go there every time I interact with you

olliebearman added to his close friends story!

isackhadjar you will name your first born child after me

olliebearman not sure about that

isackhadjar yes

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texts between yn and Lando

texts between yn and Ollie

ynnorris has added to her story

ynnorris

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ynnorris HDJFUEHH HE DID IT! SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP! P3 FOR OLLIE! FIRST FUVKING PODIUM BITCHES 😭😭😭

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kimiantonelli LET’S GOOOOO

gabrielbortoleto amazing

lando congrats mate

lando notice how he managed p3 while I finished at p1

ynnorris literally no one cares. way to make everything about you 🍅

charlesleclerc convinced you you’re the reason I ended up on p2

ynnorris that was 98% all you Charlie congrats!

isackhadjar you’ve always had a way with words

olliebearman this one was for you

olliebearman I physically cringed sorry

ynnorris no you’re so cute

olliebearman

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won a trophy and won the girl

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kimiantonelli fucking finally! I was tired of waiting

gabrielbortoleto you found out about their feelings yesterday

kimiantonelli yes and?

isackhadjar I built this shit brick by brick

olliebearman you’re godsend

ynnorris eh I wouldn’t say all that.

isackhadjar I will leak all your thirst messages about him

ynnorris you’re clearly an angel and it’s an honor to even be in your presence

isackhadjar how kind

lando hurt her and I will make sure you never see another finish line again understand?

olliebearman understood

ynnorris aww they’re bonding 💕

ynnorris technically I won you

olliebearman whatever you say gorgeous

ynnorris eek!

ynnorris

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manifested and annoyed so hard I got the guy

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kimiantonelli manifest a double date with Eli and I next

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oscarpiastri congrats! One less problem to hear Lando complain about

ynnorris thanks king. Stay strong

lando all this dnf talk is finally over

ynnorris actually 🤓👆 gabi still need to get his first

gabrielbortoleto I’m ready

lando no

user5 user6 never doubt me again!

user6 I’ll admit you were right all along

user5 OLLIEYN IS NOW! SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS

ynnorris okay Alexander Hamilton

user5 AHHHH I LOVE YOU AND OLLIE

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isackhadjar I feel like a proud mother

ynnorris a single mom who works two who loves her kids and never stops

olliebearman I’m obsessed with you

ynnorris you deserve the world

olliebearman I’d rather just have you

face claim: none ᡣ𐭩

request: here !

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