A Journey to Jcrew

Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around

I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.

Friends gave me unrealistic expectations for friends 

what, no one told you that life was gonna be this way?

dont ask me to hang out at 11pm what do you think this is…..i’m in bed i got no bra on i already exfoliated. its too late