Um

imagine you get home from work exhausted and you login and its a brollic dude on facebook posting your shorty as his wcw saying you a bitch nigga and you gon have to share and you got 24 hours to check in you scroll down and your girl liked the post

Well im going to jail for cannibalism. Because after i beat this dudes face in with a brick for making me get off the couch im making chili.

Aiight there’s gotta be some way to get a nigga on some sort of watch list cause honestly what the fuck man

Still relevant

Pffffffft lol

so you share it

yall know the fucking deal

Saving this for later

happy black history month

i was screaming “move her… mover her”

^lmao

Chadwick Boseman looking like he wants her to move him

sounds like someone I know

I was against his casting until I stg the first half second he was on screen. Then I was like FAM... IT'S BLACK. PANTHER. IN A MOVIE, DOGGGG

This Ali Wong stand up is fucking great.

It's the best stand up performance I've ever seen

unnecessary

Learned that this is my favorite sort of date

I love seeing people heal on here. I saw you talking about suicide in June and now you can’t stop smiling. I saw you swear off relationships in March and now you’re planning a wedding. Man, the storm don’t last forever. I’m proud of y'all.