her 𝒟𝑢𝑚𝑏 ˢᵒᶠᵗ 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝 ,

letting people love you and care for you is part of how you love and care for them.

you’re a whole lot of nothing.

i’m sick of cleaning it and having you come in and mess it up again.

look at this, motherfucker! good as fucking new!

family is found... whether it be blood or circumstance or choice, what binds us does not matter.

there’s no room for you in my life anymore.

i know i shouldn’t be here.

it’s easy to be gracious when you’re winning. so you have no excuse not to be.

there should be a way to undo your fuckups.

i’ll always love you.

i think the problem is that your love doesn’t mean very much.

i don't think what you're born into says anything about where you're headed.

people that are cool don't really need to play cool.

maybe our parents' lives are imprinted within us, maybe the only fate there is is the temptation of reliving their mistakes.

everything we've even done is by our own hands.

you must be capable of everything.

but a good life is knowing people care about you, knowing you can take care of the people that count on you.

you have done nothing despite how capable you probably could have been if you gave half a shit.

too much self-sufficiency was sort of mean to the people who love you. you rob them of how good it feels to give, of their sense of value.

our parents live inside us, whether they stick around or not... 

our heritage lingers in our blood.

that is the thing about the water, it is not yours to control.

it requires destiny to be on your side.

they were in love, the kind of love that hurts.

why take a chance on another book when i already know i like this one?

i’ve been really sad.

i meant so little to someone who had made me believe i meant so much.

it was inevitable, wasn’t it?

assholes protect their own.

paradise doesn’t exist.

you were born a piece of shit and you’ll die a piece of shit just like every other piece of shit on this planet!

if i exist on this earth, someone loves you.

the good thing about getting dumped by a dickhead is that you don’t have to deal with the dickhead anymore.

but because you weren’t here, we learned how to go on without you.

i’m just really sick and tired of people thinking they can treat me like i don’t have a heart.

i’m not your maid.

thank you. for the person you’ve been your entire life. and all that you’ve done.

for what it’s worth, i hate myself.

sometimes wild circumstances help fate unfold.

at the end of the day, that’s what everything came down to: money.

fate trips up sometimes. 

it's always something with you , isn't it ? it's always an emergency .

look , this is your responsibility .

wow , nice trick . i'm sure you're a hit at parties .

so ... you think you're ready .

i called you . all weekend . where were you ?

okay , we have got to pull you together .

you can't run away hard enough , can you ?

i know where you were all weekend .

life is raw , everybody medicates .

i love you . call me , okay ?

am i hallucinating ?

come on , or you'll miss it .

can i start over ? please .

i'm going to make sure you don't remember a thing .

playing with time is such difficult magic .

don't bother trying to compare yourself .

it's good to be aware the world is blatantly unfair .

it's my fault that they said that .

if you think my family is some sort of advantage , you've been misinformed .

maybe i wouldn't let myself forget .

that was before i knew there was something else .

it's really okay if this is not your thing .

you're hurting yourself , & you're not okay .

i just needed to see if i was right .

we've been watching you for quite a while now .

hello ? do you need help ?

you feel right because you're starting towards your destiny .

for some reason , you're involved . so be involved .

look , hold that thought , okay ?

i'm obviously coming with you .

there's no such thing as safe magic .

what is this place exactly , besides a health hazard ?

you ask a lot of questions .

jesus , you didn't tell me you were dangerous .

it's a little bit bigger than messing up .

there's a bad story every few years around here .

can you just help me live with myself ?

i'm gonna tell you something deep & dark & personal now .

i'm trying to tell you , you are not alone here .

i don't know . i wanna be your friend , i guess .

you should hate me right now .

the last thing i wanted to do growing up was read fantasy .

let's just say life wasn't exactly non-stop fun growing up .

if you're guilty , i'm guilty .

come do something stupid with me before you go .

okay , you know what ? i'm not interested in your personal issues .

this isn't just some lark to me , just so you know .

i mean seriously , what do they expect , you know ?

look , you can't run away from you .

there's nothing i can do in this moment to stop the comet from crashing into the earth , is there ?

i keep trying to tell myself that this is somehow better .

you don't see color & want to go back to black & white .

you can't help , & i can't help you .

what the hell was that , you maniac ?

why would you ever trust anyone ?

i'm willing to teach the right people what i know . & i know a lot .

you're lucky i can fix this .

hey , have you heard of karma ? sometimes it's instant .

i'm generous with you , considering .

get me everything on this list . this week .

why even ask , if you'll just forget it again ?

that's not a real answer .

you're a much better liar than i expected you to be .

do you think you have a destiny ?

there is no destiny . no born heroes .

you can either step up to it or not , that's up to you .

i was so shit at that.

i don't know what the hell is going on.

you know i'm strong, so if i break this, that's on you.

i'm under a lot of stress.

are you going to explain yourself?

this isn't fair.

there's a peep hole.

what am i gonna do with that?

i wish that was a joke.

was it that bad?

have you tried it?

it could take a few months.

there's something inside this.

i'm good at this! i'm very good.

can you argue with me though?

you look fabulous.

do you chase people?

we'll come back to that later.

was that wrong?

i would have done it... if you'd done your fucking job.

say it. we're all adults here.

whisper it to me.

that's enough!

god, i almost believed you.

look at me!

listen, i don't care about that.

we are lovers.

where's the cheese grater?

live your truth. if you like it, you like it.

i don't feel good saying this.

would you like some dessert?

i didn't say it was going to be funny.

this is amazing.

the least i could do was rob him.

they're all pieces of shit.

i make this look good.

how do you make cereal? do you add the milk first, or add the cereal first?

how dare you.

this has been a weird week for me.

i dressed as spongebob to go to a party.

i find it religiously insensitive.

let's never speak of it again.

are you married?

maybe you and i could hang out sometime.

i didn't realize you had a degree.

can i play a saxophone? no.

there's a dignity in total failure.

you look happy.

i am happy any day that i'm with you.

i just feel like we've got so much in common.

what life choices brought you here?

we're creatures of habit, aren't we?

would you like some champagne?

so... i've set it on fire.

when i don't smile, people think i'm dead.

he needs to smile more.

that's my favorite bee gees song.

i'm in quite a lot of pain.

am i missing something?

here we are!

what's your favorite swear word?

not today, satan.

you're doing so well today!

this is where the magic doesn't happen.

smells nice in here!

nice to know i'll never find love.

i don't know if you can tell, but i feel quite lonely.

shall we hold hands?

neither of you noticed this woman lying on the floor?

it's in your pocket!

don't know what's going on... but then to be honest, i've not had a clue what's going on for most of this.

i don't mean to be rude.