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happy birthday to the one and only loml the reason i log back in and deserves nothing but the best @lizziesaltzman
IT'S ITZA'S DAY! happy birthday to the person ( @grooveys ) that makes me log back in. can't believe we've known each other for so long
@thywitch said: "come on , or you'll miss it ."
bleary eyes open trying to focus on what was going on. "what's going on?" her hands tighten on the blanket wrapped around her shoulders. ever since leaving mystic falls, she had grown unaccustomed to supernatural emergencies. her emergencies now consist of forgetting to proof a pastry or her souffles not rising correctly.
after twenty four years of supernatural emergencies ranging from life threatening disasters to werewolves on the loose during a full moon, she was wary about entering into any unknown situation. "do i need to bring anything or is this a we have to go now kind of thing?"
✦ FAMILY IS FOUND ↣ various sentence starters from malibu rising (book). writing/roleplaying prompts. from fluff to angst! feel free to edit as you see fit.
letting people love you and care for you is part of how you love and care for them.
you’re a whole lot of nothing.
i’m sick of cleaning it and having you come in and mess it up again.
look at this, motherfucker! good as fucking new!
family is found... whether it be blood or circumstance or choice, what binds us does not matter.
there’s no room for you in my life anymore.
i know i shouldn’t be here.
it’s easy to be gracious when you’re winning. so you have no excuse not to be.
there should be a way to undo your fuckups.
i’ll always love you.
i think the problem is that your love doesn’t mean very much.
i don't think what you're born into says anything about where you're headed.
people that are cool don't really need to play cool.
maybe our parents' lives are imprinted within us, maybe the only fate there is is the temptation of reliving their mistakes.
everything we've even done is by our own hands.
you must be capable of everything.
but a good life is knowing people care about you, knowing you can take care of the people that count on you.
you have done nothing despite how capable you probably could have been if you gave half a shit.
too much self-sufficiency was sort of mean to the people who love you. you rob them of how good it feels to give, of their sense of value.
our parents live inside us, whether they stick around or not...
our heritage lingers in our blood.
that is the thing about the water, it is not yours to control.
it requires destiny to be on your side.
they were in love, the kind of love that hurts.
why take a chance on another book when i already know i like this one?
i’ve been really sad.
i meant so little to someone who had made me believe i meant so much.
it was inevitable, wasn’t it?
assholes protect their own.
paradise doesn’t exist.
you were born a piece of shit and you’ll die a piece of shit just like every other piece of shit on this planet!
if i exist on this earth, someone loves you.
the good thing about getting dumped by a dickhead is that you don’t have to deal with the dickhead anymore.
but because you weren’t here, we learned how to go on without you.
i’m just really sick and tired of people thinking they can treat me like i don’t have a heart.
i’m not your maid.
thank you. for the person you’ve been your entire life. and all that you’ve done.
for what it’s worth, i hate myself.
sometimes wild circumstances help fate unfold.
at the end of the day, that’s what everything came down to: money.
fate trips up sometimes.
what a gift it was to know so clearly what you were not, who you did not want to be.
@lanasofia said: so ... you think you're ready .
the response was automatic, her shoulders immediately rising to shrug. it had been had been a long time since anyone had asked her that. almost everyone in her life operated under a don't ask rule whenever it came to anything mystic falls related. "i mean," a pause as she looks up. "there's not really much to do. i'm just gonna go home, and maybe see some old friends." it would be her first time visiting home since the merge, and even the thought of it made her feel as though ants were crawling all over her skin. "it's easier here in a bigger city. away from all of it." it was easier to forget herself and her problems.
shaking her head, she attempts to steer the topic towards something safer. "have you gone back home much since moving here?"

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↪ 𝐹𝐼𝐿𝐿𝑂𝑅𝑌 ⅋ 𝐅𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 . ( a collection of sentence starters from season one of syfy's the magicians . adjust phrasing as necessary . this prompt will be updated as time goes on . )
it's always something with you , isn't it ? it's always an emergency .
look , this is your responsibility .
wow , nice trick . i'm sure you're a hit at parties .
so ... you think you're ready .
i called you . all weekend . where were you ?
okay , we have got to pull you together .
you can't run away hard enough , can you ?
i know where you were all weekend .
life is raw , everybody medicates .
i love you . call me , okay ?
am i hallucinating ?
come on , or you'll miss it .
can i start over ? please .
i'm going to make sure you don't remember a thing .
playing with time is such difficult magic .
don't bother trying to compare yourself .
it's good to be aware the world is blatantly unfair .
it's my fault that they said that .
if you think my family is some sort of advantage , you've been misinformed .
maybe i wouldn't let myself forget .
that was before i knew there was something else .
it's really okay if this is not your thing .
you're hurting yourself , & you're not okay .
i just needed to see if i was right .
we've been watching you for quite a while now .
hello ? do you need help ?
you feel right because you're starting towards your destiny .
for some reason , you're involved . so be involved .
look , hold that thought , okay ?
i'm obviously coming with you .
there's no such thing as safe magic .
what is this place exactly , besides a health hazard ?
you ask a lot of questions .
jesus , you didn't tell me you were dangerous .
it's a little bit bigger than messing up .
there's a bad story every few years around here .
can you just help me live with myself ?
i'm gonna tell you something deep & dark & personal now .
i'm trying to tell you , you are not alone here .
i don't know . i wanna be your friend , i guess .
you should hate me right now .
the last thing i wanted to do growing up was read fantasy .
let's just say life wasn't exactly non-stop fun growing up .
if you're guilty , i'm guilty .
come do something stupid with me before you go .
okay , you know what ? i'm not interested in your personal issues .
this isn't just some lark to me , just so you know .
i mean seriously , what do they expect , you know ?
look , you can't run away from you .
there's nothing i can do in this moment to stop the comet from crashing into the earth , is there ?
i keep trying to tell myself that this is somehow better .
you don't see color & want to go back to black & white .
you can't help , & i can't help you .
what the hell was that , you maniac ?
why would you ever trust anyone ?
i'm willing to teach the right people what i know . & i know a lot .
you're lucky i can fix this .
hey , have you heard of karma ? sometimes it's instant .
i'm generous with you , considering .
get me everything on this list . this week .
why even ask , if you'll just forget it again ?
that's not a real answer .
you're a much better liar than i expected you to be .
do you think you have a destiny ?
there is no destiny . no born heroes .
you can either step up to it or not , that's up to you .
this is your problem , that you should solve !
@blckflme said: "are you going to explain yourself?"
the silence lasted for well over a minute as she tried to gather her thoughts together. "which part?" she starts as a nervous smile appears on her face. "the witch part? or the weird curse over my family?" ever since leaving mystic falls she'd done her best to ignore everything that came with magic, including the terrible curse looming over her head. however, anyone trying to stay away from everything supernatural knew that would be an impossible cause. "listen, this doesn't change anything else you know about me. i'm still the same person that i was before tonight."
she never knows what to expect when telling people she was a witch. she never really got much practice telling people due to growing up at a boarding school for supernaturals. "i come from a family of witches, but now it's just me and my twin." her shoulders curling as she tries to find the right words. "i'm still the same person, i promise."
@lizziesaltzman said: "let's never speak of it again."
mystic falls was a town a few local restaurants and shops, and by no means a big city where you could avoid running into people you know. tonight the ric had told the girls he was busy. little did they know that meant that he would be out on a date. she could still feel the chills across the skin at the images. "i can't believe he just ruined our favorite booth." the mystic grill would never be the same again.
"it's hotter than hell out here, and all i wanted was a milkshake." a groan escaped her lips as she leaned against the car. "when did this even start? i swear he didn't mention this whenever i called." her head swivels to look at her twin, eyes narrowing. "did he talk to you about this? could you see who it was? i only got to see the back of her head."
EMILY BADER as Lady Jane Grey in MY LADY JANE: With A Girl Like You (2024)
@brinaspells said "when i don't smile, people think i'm dead."
her head tilts at the words, the book she was looking at now forgotten. stepping forward she pauses a few inches away from sabrina as if to examine the veracity of the statement. "you know," a slight pause as she looks at sabrina's face. "you may have a slightly unnerving aspect to you." the words slowly leaving her mouth. "but i have to say you do always look very much alive to me." her lips turn downward as she tries to fight the laugh trying to escape at brina's words.
"but if you had me under oath, i'd have to say the only time you ever look a little dead is maybe when you sleep." a pause as she narrows her eyes, thinking. "did ambrose tell you this?"

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A HANDFUL OF MISCELLANEOUS PROMPTS * assorted dialogue most likely taken from taskmaster, adjust as necessary
i was so shit at that.
i don't know what the hell is going on.
you know i'm strong, so if i break this, that's on you.
i'm under a lot of stress.
are you going to explain yourself?
this isn't fair.
there's a peep hole.
what am i gonna do with that?
i wish that was a joke.
was it that bad?
have you tried it?
it could take a few months.
there's something inside this.
i'm good at this! i'm very good.
can you argue with me though?
you look fabulous.
do you chase people?
we'll come back to that later.
was that wrong?
i would have done it... if you'd done your fucking job.
say it. we're all adults here.
whisper it to me.
that's enough!
god, i almost believed you.
look at me!
listen, i don't care about that.
we are lovers.
where's the cheese grater?
live your truth. if you like it, you like it.
i don't feel good saying this.
would you like some dessert?
i didn't say it was going to be funny.
this is amazing.
the least i could do was rob him.
they're all pieces of shit.
i make this look good.
how do you make cereal? do you add the milk first, or add the cereal first?
how dare you.
this has been a weird week for me.
i dressed as spongebob to go to a party.
i find it religiously insensitive.
let's never speak of it again.
are you married?
maybe you and i could hang out sometime.
i didn't realize you had a degree.
can i play a saxophone? no.
there's a dignity in total failure.
you look happy.
i am happy any day that i'm with you.
i just feel like we've got so much in common.
what life choices brought you here?
we're creatures of habit, aren't we?
would you like some champagne?
so... i've set it on fire.
when i don't smile, people think i'm dead.
he needs to smile more.
that's my favorite bee gees song.
i'm in quite a lot of pain.
am i missing something?
here we are!
what's your favorite swear word?
not today, satan.
you're doing so well today!
this is where the magic doesn't happen.
smells nice in here!
nice to know i'll never find love.
i don't know if you can tell, but i feel quite lonely.
shall we hold hands?
neither of you noticed this woman lying on the floor?
it's in your pocket!
don't know what's going on... but then to be honest, i've not had a clue what's going on for most of this.
i don't mean to be rude.
do you feel any sense of shame?
EMILY BADER getting ready for Vanity Fair and Instagram's Vanities: A Night For Young Hollywood Party, february 2025
unfortunately for @lizziesaltzman, lizzie has now been merged with josie as it was their birthday last weekend and itza now legally has to delete her blog
it's merge day!! aka it's josie's birthday
it’s so tragic that the twins spend 18 years at each others side and then go off to college and try to figure out who they are without each other only for them to also reckon with the fact that in a few years one of them is going to die

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Grief is a cruel kind of education. You learn how ungentle mourning can be, how full of anger. You learn how glib condolences can feel. You learn how much grief is about language, the failure of language and the grasping for language.
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, from Notes on Grief
i will be back. i got the flu and it made me sleep all week.