Everybody's Ideal Guy. Basically Prince Charming. The Stoic Bad*ss that's also Soft and Sweet and a Dork that We've All Been Wishing Into Existence Since Our First PG-13 Movie.
(This next part is mostly a joke based on a conversation with my friends, but seriously Namjoon, how the heck are you so 😊💜??)
There's like a 1 in a trillion chance that he's actually real or that he isn't like some god tier level human that exists by some supernatural occurrence so here are a few of our theories:
1. He's from outer space.
Simple enough. We don't know enough about aliens or parallel universes to deny this theory so it works.
2. He's a time traveler from the future.
Surely a Time Traveler can gather more than enough knowledge on how to be amazing.
3. Have you guys heard of Uncanny Valley?
Yeah so that. He's one of the other "humans" that we were initially so afraid of but have now adapted to blend in with homo sapiens entirely (blame tumblr for this one)
4. He's a mass hallucination.
I don't know how or why. Maybe this is the matrix or something. Just accept the possible truth.
5. He's a manifestation of years of people wishing him into existence.
Remember that Stoic Bad*ss thing I mentioned earlier? Well people always say believing is achieving. What if we all just believed hard enough? Like 1 wish on its own isn't enough to manifest a whole human, but millions of wishes over time??
6. He is literally a god-tier being.
Not a god. A god-tier being. I know I know. He doesn't believe in god. BUT if I were a god tier being, I probably wouldn't believe in god either. I mean I'm agnostic anyway, so really it wouldn't be a huge leap.
7. I'm actually in a coma and none of this is actually happening anyway.
Sucky coma dream though if I never get a chance to actually meet Namjoon
Anyway, this has been my TedTalk. It's 1 am and I shouldn't even be up anyway. This is purely the ramblings of a creative, so please take no offense to anything said! JS, out!
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