a disorganised mess

FUTURE HOFer, MULTIPLE RECORD HOLDER, MULTIPLE STANLEY CUP WINNER, ASG ALUMNI, OLYMPIAN, 2OA DRAFT PICK, SICK BACKHAND AND A NASTY DEKE, GENERATIONAL HOUSEHOLD NAME LEGACY BUILDER, ORIGINAL SIX CAPTAIN SHANE HOLLY HOLLANDER DOESN'T EVEN HAVE AN A ON HIS JERSEY IN TLG OTTAWALAND ????????????????????????????????????//////////////////////////

Shane rocking up to the Metros' hear me out cake party:

When Shane retires from hockey he gets really into mystery novels because it feels like he’s in a competition with the author to figure out the ending before it’s revealed

this is due to shane’s fat baby aura energy which he retains into adulthood

There are lots of reasons why fandom is "quieter" now than it used to be. Some theories are more compelling to me than others, and they all have a different scale of impact. We'll never know for sure, of course, but I like to think about it. Thus, this poll.

toddler shane refusing to talk after his hockey team lose a game. yuna & david are trying to be encouraging like “bud!! you played so good!!” and shane is ignoring them while climbing into his car seat where he’s going to angrily drink his juice box and then chew on the straw.

Couldn't miss the chance