Meme Machine

not to flirt or anything, but i’d educate myself on your interests just so we could talk about them.

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

jerking off has been mid lately

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?