you gotta floss!

You really think so? Thank you. I think so, though my wife would argue with me that I spend too much time on it, along with some others. Though, since you said it’s the best hair out there I won’t change a thing. Would you? I’ll ask if that’s okay with her and get back to you. Really, thank you. I take good care of it unless I’m in the house with the kiddo’s for a few days on end. I’ll have to stick that quote of yours to my wall so I can keep on going with my confidence everyday.

I do! It’s got volume! It’s got height! It’s got texture! And hunny, it’s all in the name of self-care. It’s time spent making YOU feel and look great, and if you want to spend a lot of time on your hair, do it! Whatever makes you feel the most like YOU! How many kids do you have??? I bet they’re just PRECIOUS! And hey, some days you just have to let the routine go and just be present in the moment, absolutely! We’ll make you a giant sign so you can keep up that confidence all the time! That’s what we want! You should feel confident all the time because who doesn’t want to feel good??? But also you’re a strong, awesome person and you SHOULD feel confident!

Have you gotten that ‘life is a dream’ feeling lately? Because I have been living on a ‘ what the fuck is even happening’ high and I don’t know how to process it! Seriously, life is beautiful. That’s cheesy and weird, and I promise that I’m not some sunshine and rainbows clown but that’s the damn truth. Anyways, since life has been so wonderfully insane recently, I’ve been doing some major thinking on the fact that life is too short to hold things back, you know? So here is the question of the day from the annoying ‘life is good’ guy - what’s something you’ve been holding back from saying to someone? Could be anyone and no, you don’t have to tell me who but just - let it out. Then go tell them yourself. @hfrpstarters

Wait, WAIT. Just a second, girl. There’s is nothing wrong with being a sunshine and rainbows guy - nothing at all! It’s a wonderful, amazing thing to be able to appreciate the good things, you know? Like when you can be grateful and happy that life is being good to you right now. And even, like, you know, when the world is a dumpster fire, there are still beautiful things out there and being that sunshine and rainbows kind of person can help, like, bring you comfort. If that makes sense. I feel like my life is ALWAYS a dream. I still can’t believe it all, but I’m loving every minute of it. Or most minutes of it. But I am SO glad that life is going so well for you, hunny! Also I’m Jonathan and it’s like SUCH a pleasure, hunny.

Is that a good..oh my god? Is it. Well thank you, that’s very sweet to hear…my wife doesn’t even feel that way about my hair. Climbing up the ladder already there my friend. I’m right up there? Really? Sweet! And my hair gives you life!? Stop. Going to make a guy blush.

Hell yes, it’s a good one! You’ve got some of the best hair out there! It was like its own character on the show, just so full and luscious like you! Your wife? Ugh, my heart! I’d steal you all for myself if I could! Just kidding! Or am I? But no, like seriously, your hair is AMAZING. Like if you came to the salon, I’d be like “GURL, your hair is perfect! She is perfect just as she is, don’t you dare change a thing or I’ll cry my little heart out!” 

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OH. MY. GOD. I swear, I’ve wanted to get my fingers on your hair ever since I saw the trailer for The Vampire Diaries. Your hair is right up there with Tan’s. I mean, we can throwdown if you want, hunny, because your hair gives me liiiiiife!