Guy in novela on tv: “yo siempre te cuidaré” My mom yellin in the kitchen: ASI DICEN TODOS

I can’t believe those priests sit in that confessional booth and listen to all the towns gossip n get their life. I want that

you can turn it off but only once

Wine mom memes

is this wrong

tea

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

“what’s you favorite game?” “oh, it’s Anna Give Birth A Baby”

*opens makeup bag* we can rebuild her we have the technology