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This is the best um that’s liam though, because it has everything:

an actual lilo moment, where liam picks louis up and then

“but at the end when Louis’ arms snake around Harry’s torso and his neck. that’s a makeout stance, don’t try to tell me otherwise. God this is the cutest thing omg.”

“don’t try to tell me otherwise” oh believe me i have no interest in doing so, and then lots of larry flailing and then someone just posted this:

GREAT QUESTION. So as you know, Girl Direction is generally OT5 because it’s my blog and don’t tell me what to do. BUT! This prompt awakens an urge for Pain in me, so: what if it’s the first super-fancy red carpet Sony Artists Holiday Party that OT4 has attended since Girl Zayn left???

This would be awful for LOUIS on multiple levels. First of all, she and Zayn used to traditionally get super high before these parties and roll their eyes at all the corporate stooges trying to look down their dresses, and the thought of having to face the gauntlet of leering bros without her partner in crime to make grossed-out eye contact with makes her want to punch everything in the world. ALSO, it’s the first one she’ll be attending as a single person, and even though Eleanor didn’t always go WITH her to these things, it was just, like, knowing there was someone who was on her side – it made a difference. So she gets high alone, preemptively booty-texts somebody she met last weekend, and tries to pretend she’s not torturing herself thinking about ZAYN. I can’t decide if she wears something with a super high neckline like this playful booze-print House of Holland mini , or if – and this is where i’m leaning – she defiantly pours herself into something borderline inappropriate, because fuck everyone, that’s why. Maybe Emilio de la Morena or even La Perla.

“Is that not supposed to go under the actual dress?” says Liam doubtfully when she climbs into the limo: late, reeking of weed and wobbling a little on her strappy Louboutins. “Fuck off,” Louis snaps.