women want fish, me fear me

gonna try my hand at weaponized incompetence and gaslighting. we need more women in traditionally male dominated fields

my favorite past time is forcing my friends to play video games for me to watch for my entertainment

deciding not to because a failed attempt would just put me in more medical debt

ya’ll ever bomb a country so that people will move on from the other terrible shit you did? yeah me neither

sick of hearing of all this “ragebait” and “goonbait” let’s try “being a decent personbait” and “respecting othersbait” or maybe “not being a fucking cocksleevebait”

i used to think the government wanted us to have more kids for more future consumers but with the epstein shit coming to light i think they just wanted more kids to kidnap and use for their sick purposes. my womb has never felt more dry

sometimes i think im not actually a human and im just really good at pretending

im simultaneously so happy and depressed rn

liking a man is so embarrassing like

i need tenna religiously im sorry

my mom just gave me $750 cause of how poor i am rn 😭 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ASK FOR A SWITCH 2 FOR MY BIRTHDAY NOW

managed to kill 30 minutes on a phone call

might have to steal some cheesesticks from my local grocer to survive the harsh winter

1 day sober bout to relapse

at least he wont be able to run in the next election right? right?

why does my body think shower time is barf time? is not barf time!!!! IS OPPOSITE OF BARF TIME!!