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Burger queen divorced him
#my brain deciding what information to retain
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying βmama? Big ball?β
If I were lean down and say βunfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotionsβ she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.
So, for now, instead βbig ball went night night!β
Please understand when I say βremoved the ball from the premisesβ I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.
See Iβve lied to you all too and it was better this way.
you canβt just leave this in the tags etc.
You canβt be funnier then me on my own posts, Iβm in tears from laughter

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Ik some militant atheists claim religion is comforting but I don't really think mine is comforting all the time lol it's actually pretty difficult
Many are saying,
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It's a snow and wind storm today. Spud does not approve.
(originally posted by me on blue sky dec 5th 2025)
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love it when people link wikipedia pages instead of explaining the point. The url alone conveys so much disdain and contempt. Here is the information you desire, i found it with ease.

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there's a post i'm desperately trying to find, and all traces of its existence seem to be completely nuked. if anything i'd just like confirmation that i'm not fucking hallucinating the post.
first post was a photo or maybe a YTP of doug walker, the nostalgia critic who remembers it so you don't have to
i'm specifically looking for a reblog though, which said something like:
"i've pissed next to this guy (we run in the same con circles in illinois) and i'm pretty sure he's a robot who needs to operate his os because we were both at the urinals and he was just staring at the wall smiling at nothing the whole time"
OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING SCREENSHOT OF THE POST, WHICH I TOOK BACK IN 2020
ITS REAL
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM