Frankly,

Johnny Depp and John Malkovich, on front row, on “The Libertin”pressconferance.

There are not enough words that I have gathered in my short but studied time upon this Earth that can properly express how incomparably perfect this scene is and I have made this gifset because I would like it known here and now that I want it firmly etched in glorious detail upon my tombstone. And underneath it, will read these words:

“Merchant ships here on the Spanish Main were going to need their white flags. Particularly ships sailing under the flag of the East India Trading Company. Captain Jack Sparrow planned to honor them with special attention. He pulled up both sleeves. The burns on his left arm, and the “P” brand on his right arm, were nearly healed and no longer pained him. His first tattoo, which he’d had put just above the “P” brand, was still a bit tender, but that was to be expected. Jack flexed his right forearm with satisfaction. The tattoo artist had done a nice job. The tattoo depicted a sparrow, flying free, over stylized ocean waves. Most fitting, Jack thought, pulling down his sleeve. Because this particular Sparrow is going to fly fast, and far, and free…”