âYoooo we got people watching us, John!â
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âWe have what?â
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Welcome to the second âJohn and Maryâ ask blog! This one, the time is around when they were in high school, so obviously no Ryder yet (although you could technically send asks about himâŚfor funâŚ). Hereâs some info about some of the characters! More characters will come if people ask for them.
John Emerson- 16, sophomore; Kinda popular guy if I do sayâŚAlthough heâs popular in the way that everyone is either SUPER nice to him (fake) or scared of him. Heâs told people that heâs interested in becoming a cop, and most people tried to get on his good side so they âdonât get in troubleââŚHe tells them thatâs not exactly how that works, but heâs given up at this point. At least he gets to avoid the bullying part of high school. He looks super scary and intimidating (which, he isâŚ) but heâs also really cool and heâll try to help a person out if theyâre having a problem. (Ex: Driving a person home because they missed the bus, he lets people vent to him if he has the time, etc.) He overworks himself a LOT. He has a lot of freedom, but thatâs only because his parents. Donât. ReallyâŚcare? He guesses that he wasnât planned, and his parents werenât really interested in taking care of him after he got to the age where he could take care of himself. Bro is a people pleaser, someone please tell him heâs doing a great jobâŚ
Mary Winters- 15, sophomore; She has a late birthday, but everyone assumes that sheâs really smart because sheâs a year younger than them (Sheâs a few months younger than John). She IS pretty smart, book wise. People and world wiseâŚNot so much. Sheâs usually quiet, and focuses on her work. She isnât picked on much. Nobody really knows sheâs there half the time. Where Johnâs parents were neglecting, hers was controlling. She canât do much of anything without their permission and supervision. God forbid she goes outside without telling them, sheâll get an earful about it later. All she knows is school, home, and thatâs basically it. It seems like her parents donât want her toâŚgrow up. She doesnât question it though, after all, itâs all sheâs known. She gets absolutely petrified if a boy asks her out (joke or not), her parents would probably ground her if she said yes. Sheâs not even allowed to go out to eat without her parents being thereâŚGive my girl some damn freedom PLEASE. đ (Donât worry, John does eventually).
Altair Sterling- 14, freshman; Heâs the new boy of the group. As a freshman, he used to get RELENTLESSLY bullied, before John took notice of it and people started backing off. He doesnât really know a lot of people yet, but heâs already taken a liking to John, almost too much. He doesnât understand it, but he gets abnormally happy when Emerson calls him over from across the hall after school lets out. They get to hang out? He wants to hang out with him? Hell yeah! He mostly likes his math and English classes, but he also likes psychology and space. He plans to become a sort of psychologist, maybe a therapist. He listens a lotâŚMaybe thatâs a good career for him? Ah, he doesnât knowâŚItâs too early to start planningâŚBut he wants to!
Andrew Barrett- 15, sophomore; He kinda acts like heâs an overly confident person, but heâs actually really insecure, it doesnât help that he also gets bullied because of his weight. âAndrew, my guy, you donât look that bad. Youâre not unhealthy, youâre fine. Donât listen to them-â âDo you think I can do a cartwheel from this end of the classroom to the other when the teacher leaves to go to the bathroom?â ââŚGod fucking damnit, BarrettâŚâ He tries to tease and jokingly pick on John every chance he gets, and tells him ridiculous things that make a man want to throw something. Itâs a surprise that John hasnât kicked him down yet. He is a bro, however. If you need something, heâll probably go to John because âEmerson knows allâ and heâll fix it for you. If he tries to help? Heâll probably ruin it or make things worse. Heâs not one for liking any core subject, but he does like art class a lot. This is his second year taking an art class (itâs art 2, heâs not retaking-). He wants to become some sort of artist, but he doesnât know which one yet; he likes painting and he doodles a lot in his notes, so maybe a painter?
Now, teacher names! Only the important ones, because 11th and 12th arenât important.
Mrs. Littrell- 9th and 10th grade English teacher, sheâs honestly really good at her job. Everyone loves her.
Mrs. J.- 10th grade math teacher, sheâs overly happy, but she brightens her students days with her extraness, they love her (John hates her in the sense of âitâs too damn early for aLL THIS NOISE-â)
Mr. Carroll- 9th grade math teacher, literally so chill, but he also makes sure to get the quota for the day âlisten guys, I donât want to do this either, but I like my job, sooooooâŚ.â
Mrs. Kathrine- 9th and 10th grade science teacher, she has two sciences that she teaches: Biology, and Earth and Space. She gives the kids mental health days where âhey, if you have late work, turn it in RIGHT N O W, or itâs half credit for the rest of the year, win or lose, your choice.â Sheâs that teacher that has all the snacks and literally EVERYTHING a student would ever need stashed in her classroom closet.
Mr. Beach- 9th grade âUS history 1â and 10th âUS history 2â teacher, heâs similar to Mr. Carroll, but heâs more joking about it. âOh, you donât want to work today? Too bad, so sad, *hits his long ruler on the desk* DO IT.â He also taps the ruler on the top of his studentâs heads when heâs teaching at the board, because bro is BORED and the reactions he gets are funny. Mary tries to duck away from the ruler, while John grabs it and tries to bonk him in the head with it. Heâs lucky Mr. Beach doesnât like to write people up. Heâs strangely interested in all the wars. He also has a rubber duck collection up at the top of his cabinets, his students sacrifices their rubber ducks to him because heâs a cool teacher. Also he claims that heâs married to a woman, but LITERALLY EVERYONE thinks heâs a little gay. âListen, Mr. Beach said he has a spouse, NOT a wife, plus he doesnât have kids! HEâS A FA-â âANDREW BARRETT IF YOU DONâT SHUT THE FUCK UP-â
Mr. Lawrence- Psychology teacher, heâs THE sarcastic teacher but in the funniest way possible. He turns every complaint and weird comment thrown his way into a salty response. He hates presentations, he doesnât want to grade them, so he gives the students a puzzle sheet and âclaimsâ that itâs a grade for it. He grades SO SLOWLY. Literally every quarter, thereâs at least one student BEGGING HIM to hurry up and grade. âSorry guys, sports was crazy last weekend-â âMR. LAWRENCE PLEASE MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO GROUND ME IF I DONâT GET AN A IN THIS CLASS- ITS A C- IT WOULD BE AN A IF YOUâD HURRY THE FRICK UP-â
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I do believe thatâs about it! Please no overly NSFW asks, we donât do that here. However if itâs a âyour momâ joke or something similar to that kind of suggestive, go ahead. Theyâll probably make a remark back!
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#kathrineask
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And of course the characters that will be tagged in the post relating to the ask, but I donât want to type that.
Please note that thereâs obviously mentions of child neglect, discrimination, child abuse (âŚsomeone gets a little beat at home) and slightly suggestive language (itâs not THAT but yâknowâŚGuysâŚbeing silly and joking aroundâŚ)
Some asks will be drawn, some will be written!
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