Drop The Crispy Cream, Serpico

I can't believe I actually got cuffed.

Believe it, cutie 😘

I will cut you.

Sexy. Is that a promise?

WHERE'S THE DIRT ON HER

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Warren got drunk and thought he was a pigeon? I kid you not; he tried sitting on the telephone wire with all the other birds.

LISTEN, WHY ME?

Because your reaction is priceless.

So basically you think I'm cute all the time then.

Your words, not mine. Anyways, about that date, you free tonight? Or tomorrow?

I'll be free tomorrow, hot shot. I'm looking forward to the free food I was promised.

That's the only thing you're looking forward to? 😘 I'll pick you up tomorrow evening, were going to the new burger place.

So basically you think I'm cute all the time then.

Your words, not mine. Anyways, about that date, you free tonight? Or tomorrow?

You got that from my secret blog didn't you

I went downstairs for a glass of water and left with a date, go me.

Whoever is telling Charles my secrets *cough* Jubilee *cough*, I just wanna talk.

He doesn't need answers!