profoundly sowhattish

Being miserable builds character.

“Will you marry me? Why not?”

A confident manner and a winning smile will hide the emptiness inside.

Cheerful. In progress.

On the plus side, no one had to worry about Facebook’s privacy settings ever again.

In progress

Sally’s getting on a bit. But she’s still a total badass.

Until suddenly he wasn’t...

In progress.

Mayhem will ensue.

When Burt was four, his teddy bear was stolen. It’s been downhill ever since.

Trevor’s superpower is self-importance. He was bitten by a radioactive right-wing politician when he was young.

The four suspects had all been lead singers i moderately successful punk rock bands in the late seventies. Whether this had any bearing on the case was still not clear, but Chief Superintendent Baryschnikov did not believe in such a thing as coincidence.