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Summary: Joel and Ray get into a huge fight and Joel storms off, leaving Ray and Cray to spend a little guy time together
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Joel and Ray were yelling at each other and Cray was hiding in the linen closet. He could barely fit but he crammed himself under the last shelf pulling a sheet over himself so they wouldn't see him if they thought to look in there. It wasn't the first time Cray had hidden himself away. The yelling made him uncomfortable. It was way too loud. To be fair, he didn't like loud music either but the yelling was much worse.
The noise calmed down and he heard someone grab the car keys and slam the door, so he peeked out the door and saw Ray rubbing his index and middle finger against his temple with his eyes closed. He untangled himself from the sheet and crawled out of the cupboard standing up and going to Ray. He wrapped his arms around him and nuzzled his neck. After a moment Ray held him back and started to cry into his shoulder. Joel didn’t come home that night so Ray and Cray cuddle together on the couch watching ‘I Love Lucy’ reruns it being crays favourite show even though Ray couldn’t understand why.
Ray and Cray spent the night spooning on the couch, falling asleep after the show ended and some other show had started. Ray woke up to kissing on his neck, assuming it was Joel he let out a soft groan his cock already hard. He turned around and saw Cray, remembering his fight with Joel and sighed.
“Is Joel back yet?” He asked his clone.
“No. Did you guys make up?” Cray asked hopefully, causing Ray to laugh.
“No, we haven’t quite had the chance to yet but we will talk when he gets home.” Ray answered.
“Why were you two yelling?” Cray asked.
“Because when people love each other as much as Joel and I do, they fight and argue.” Ray explained.
“I don’t understand.”
“Yeah well someday you will.” Ray said squeezing Cray’s shoulder.
Cray wanted to make cookies for when Joel came home so Ray supervised, sitting on the counter.
“Whoa there buddy!” Ray said as Cray cracked an egg and dropped the whole thing, shell included into the bowl.
“What? It says one egg!” Cray stated.
“It doesn’t mean the shell. You throw that part out.” Ray responded, resisting the urge to roll his eyes.
“Then why doesn’t it say that?” Cray asked, confused.
“Recipes kind of assume you know those kind of things.” Ray answered. Cray looked like someone had just told him Santa wasn’t real, which of course neither Joel nor Ray would ever do. So he wrapped his arms around Cray, swaying a little bit as if to music that wasn’t playing.
“Am I interrupting something?” Joel asked poking his head into the kitchen. Cray moved to run and hug Joel but Ray just held him tighter.
“Yes. We are making cookies.” Ray said factually, and Joel raises his eyebrows.
“It was Cray’s idea.” Ray elaborated, and Joel nodded as if that were the most obvious reasoning of all time. Which made Ray’s jaw tighten, grinding his teeth together causing Joel to tense. Ray rolled his lips together, taking a deep breath in through his nose.
“I can’t believe you would tell me your ex was in town, fight me over not seeing her and then not come home.” Ray said in a level voice, trying not to upset Cray again.
“You were telling me what to do!” Joel fought back.
“I was not telling you what to do! I was asking you not to see her! She was your wife! Your past! What part of past do you not get? Do you want a different future? One that involves her again? Because I’m pretty sure that can be arranged.” Ray said a few octaves higher than he meant to. Joel took a step back, stunned into silence.
“Are you guys making up?” A scared Cray asked. Both heads turn to him and back at each other. Joel closed his eyes and looked down at his feet.
“No.” Ray answered for both of them, shaking his head. He just kept shaking his head until he felt Cray’s arms wrap around him for the second time in as many days. He realized he wasn’t just shaking his head but his entire body was shaking from crying. Again. His knees buckled and Cray tried to hold him up but the two of them sunk to the ground. Joel looked at the two of them, not knowing what to do. He was always the one who comforted Ray. He hated being the reason that he needed comforting.
“Can we just talk about this? Nothing happened. I didn’t even see her, I went to Gavin’s. He gave me a beer and dragged me out to the trampoline and we jumped, got drunk, and then jumped some more.” Joel said, squatting on the floor next to them. Ray controlled himself, pulling away from Cray, and facing Joel.
“But you wanted to see her. You still do. What if I wanted to see Oliver again?” Ray asked, making Joel’s eyes narrow.
“You don’t get to.” Joel growled back before he could think his answer through. Ray raised his eyebrows and smirked.
“Well there you go.” Ray sassed at him. Joel frowned and leaned until he fell over onto Ray’s lap. Leaving his head on his boyfriend’s leg.
“You’re right. I’m sorry. I won't see her. I’m sorry. You’re right.” Joel half-pleaded. Ray nodded and closed his eyes, putting his arm across Joel’s chest.
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Ray wakes up to a loud snort followed by Joel's soft snores. He pokes his sides until he opens half an eye.
Joel grunts and pokes Ray’s belly. “Why are you poking me?” He mumbles.
"To wake you up. "
Joel chuckled and poked Ray's side. "So you poke me?"
Ray lets out an unmanly giggle. “Pretty much!”
Joel grins and shifts, pinning Ray beneath him. He pokes at Ray’s sides again. “Well that’s not very nice of you.”
“Ah! Okay, okay! Sorry, sorry!” Ray answers squirming and laughing.
Joel laughs too, not stopping. "I don't think you really are sorry."
“Okay, I’m not.” Ray says wrapping his arms around Joel’s neck. “Are you ready for your real present?”
Joel pokes Ray one last time before settling his hands on Ray’s hips, leaning down for a quick kiss. “Sure.”
Ray sits up and looks towards the kitchen. "Alright then... LETS DRINK!"
Joel chuckles and gets off the couch, making his way to the kitchen.
"Shots, shots, shots!" Ray chants, earning a eye roll from Joel. They do 6 shots in a row and Joel stops Ray after that. Waiting a while before Ray looks up at Joel. "Jojobeeeeeeee!" He exclaims, climbing on the older man's back.
Summary: Ray helps Joel celebrate his birthday and gives him a great gift.
Notes: We will have part 2 up eventually! Feel free to prompt for individual one-offs.
Ray nudged Joel, attempting to wake him up.
Joel grunted, rubbing his face sleepily. “What?”
“Happy Birthday!” Ray says kissing him all over his face.
Joel chuckles, pushing playfully at Ray. “Don’t remind me.”
“You will be reminded several times before the days is out.” Ray bites his lip. “So, what can I do for you?” He asks waggling his eyebrows.
“Well I mean, letting the birthday boy sleep in would’ve been nice.” Joel laughs, pulling Ray in for a kiss.
Ray kisses Joel before planting kisses down his stomach, pulling down Joels briefs.
Joel shivers. “I suppose this works just as well too. I don’t need that much sleep.”
Ray takes Joel’s cock into his mouth, feeling it swell and bobs his head.
Joel moans, threading his fingers through Ray’s hair.
Ray speeds up, kneading his fingers into Joel’s sides.
“Jesus fuck.” Joel moans again, tugging lightly at Ray’s hair.
Ray continues, and bites lightly.
“Ray, fuck…” Joel groans, back arching as he comes in Ray’s mouth.
Ray swallows. Scooting back up Joel, straddling him.
“Well that’s certainly a birthday present.” Joel pants, running his hands lightly up Ray’s sides.
“More where that came from. So tell me, what’s the one thing non sexual, that you really want me to do?”
“I dunno. Cuddle?”
“I mean something that you are always bugging me to do!”
Joel laughs. “Well, I mean I do bug you to cuddle pretty often.”
“We cuddle daily. Multiple times daily. Just go through your list of things you want me to do.”
Joel purses his lips in thought. “Well, there’s always trying to get you to go out with people. Drinking. Not kicking my ass as Call of Duty for once. Being able to cook something other than frozen pizza.”
“Well you were right on one of those. It’s up to you how early we start, but I was thinking I could bring you breakfast in bed if you want. Or we could go out for breakfast.”
Joel squints at him. “If you bring me pizza or cereal I reserve the right to throw you out the window.” He grins.
“Does that mean you want eggs and bacon?”
“I’ll take whatever. Just letting you know what may happen.”
“What’s your issue with pizza and cereal?”
“Just that you make it all the time. That and I am a little older than you. I prefer to eat a little better than like a college student.”
“You’re even older than me now old man, I guess you should be watching your cholesterol. So I guess I’ll just make some coffee and oatmeal. Good old hearty oatmeal.” Ray says grinning.
Joel laughs. “Only if you add lots of fruit and make it look pretty.”
“Yes sir!” Ray scoots off and goes to make breakfast.
Joel smiles and watches him go before sliding up to sit against the headboard and turning the TV on.
Ray pours oatmeal into a bowl and throws fruit and boiled water into it, bringing it to Joel in bed.
Joel chuckles and takes the bowl. “You’re so caring, love.”
“If it’s no good, we can go to Mcdonald’s. K babe?”
Joel laughs. “I’m so glad you have such confidence in what you made for me.”
“I’ve never made oatmeal before. That’s your weird healthy food.”
“It’s not weird. Lots of people eat it. Maybe if you tried more than frozen food and take out you’d actually be able to cook.”
“So it sucks. Okay put some clothes on.”
“Hey I never said that. I’ve definitely had worse. Plus it’s the thought that counts.” Joel grins, leaning over and kissing Ray’s forehead.
“Well you aren’t eating it.”
Joel rolled his eyes and took a bite. “What’re you gonna have?” He asked before taking another bite.
“Already ate.” Ray says trying to keep a straight face.
Joel gives him a confused look for a moment before it clicks and he rolls his eyes again. “Cause that’s a good breakfast.”
Ray shrugs, pulling himself back to his feet and throwing jeans and a shirt at Joel from the dresser. “C’mon let’s go get us both a good breakfast.”
Joel sets the bowl on the nightstand and gets up, pulling his clothes on. “It really wasn’t that bad you know.”
“I’m your husband. You don’t need to lie to me.”
Joel snorts. “I’m not lying.”
“Sure you’re not.”
“I’m not.”
“Okay.” Ray says yanking Joel out of the bedroom.
Joel chuckles and lets himself be drug along behind Ray.
“Good boy!”
“I’m not a dog you know.”
“Good husband.” Ray says laughing.
“Well that’s a little better.”
Ray grins, entwining their fingers. “So Mcdonalds okay by you? It’s still early enough that they should still be serving breakfast.”
Joel squeezes Ray’s hand. “Sounds perfect.”
“Great! You’re driving.”
“Usually do.”
Ray rolls his eyes, waiting for Joel to unlock the car and climbing into the passenger seat when he does.
Joel gets in as well and drives them to McDonalds. He parks and gets out, waiting for Ray and the back of the car.
Ray follows Joel into the Mcdonald's, wrapping his arms around his waist in the line and kissing lightly at his neck.
Joel smiles and puts a hand over Ray’s, moving to order for both of them when it’s their turn.
"I love that you know what I want and order for me. It saves me having to figure out what I want." He continues kissing Joel's neck, making their cashier uncomfortable.
Joel chuckles and pays, moving aside to wait for the food. “Well I didn’t see you ordering anytime soon and I’d prefer not to be here all day.”
"Yeah we have a lot to do today."
“Oh? Like what?”
“Well first, we have to go in to the office. I left one of your gifts there.”
“Why’d you leave it there? Hope it’s not food. Cause Burnie’s a fucking vulture when it comes to food gifts.”
For a moment Ray looked at a loss for words. “Um, I guess I just forgot it there?”
Joel eyes him suspiciously. “I’m not sure if I like whatever you’re planning.”
“I’m not planning anything.”
Joel rolled his eyes and chuckled. “Yeah, sure you’re not.”
“Mhmm... So how’s your food?”
Joel shrugs and takes a sip of his coffee. “It’s McDonalds. So it’s alright.”
“Mhmm.”
Joel finishes his food and sits back waiting for Ray.
Ray wolfs down his food, pulling Joel back out to the car.
Joel laughs getting into the car. “You’re awfully eager to get going.”
“Have you even met me?”
“Yeah. Fair enough.”
“C’mon snugglemuffin.”
“Really? Snugglemuffin?”
“Just trying it out. You don't like it?”
“Not particularly.”
“How about scoobybooby?” Ray says grinning.
Joel laughs. “Definitely no.”
“Munchkin?”
“You’re shorter.”
“Pumpkin pie?”
“You can’t just pick something normal?”
“Fine. I’ll just stick with the usual suspects.” Ray says glumly.
“Oh it’s not the end of the world.” Joel laughs.
“I’m sorry about that.” Ray responds, smile returning.
“There’s the smile I love.” Joel grins, lifting Ray’s chin with his finger.
Ray snaps his head down, catching Joel’s finger in his mouth.
“I need that.”
“Do you?”
“I do.” Joel laughs, tugging his finger out of Ray’s mouth.
“No fun!”
“I think you can survive not having something in your mouth for a little while.”
Ray laughs, clutching at his sides. Slowly he calms down. “Well done.”
Joel grins and parks the car. “Thanks. I try.”
They get out of the car and Ray grabs Joel’s hand, walking side by side towards the building.
Joel walks along in silence, stuffing his other hand into his pocket.
They walk towards the more vacant area, Ray shooting a sideways glance at Joel before the lights come on and everyone jumps out, shouting “SURPRISE!”
Joel laughed and rolled his eyes. “Yeah, what was that about nothing planned?”
“To be fair, I said I wasn’t planning anything. Present tense. Not that I already planned something.” Ray squeezed Joel’s hand.
“You’re such a little shit.”
“You don’t like it?” Ray asks, his face falling.
“No. I didn’t say it. I love it. Doesn’t change that you’re a sneaky little shit.” Joel grinned and wrapped his arms around Ray. “Thank you.”
A few people chuckle, and a couple of the girls “Awwwh” at them.
Joel shot them a glare that was severely less threatening since it was accompanied by a huge grin. “So. You’re the big planner here. What now?”
“Well I thought you might like to viciously murder a pinata.” Ray says, grin widening.
“A pinata? Really? Is it cause you’re Spanish?” Joel grinned.
“Well actually it’s cause I thought you’d enjoy hitting something with a bat. I know you’re not too big on surprises, so I thought I’d make it better.” Ray says, stroking Joel’s arm.
Joel chuckles and leans close to Ray’s ear. “I’d prefer my hand on something a little… softer…” He murmured, sliding his hand down Ray back, fingers lightly brushing the top of Ray’s pants before he pulls away with a big grin. “Anyway, birthday boy wants to see Gavin try to hit it first.” He turns and makes his way over to the group.
Ray takes a deep breath, following Joel to the others.
Joel wraps his arm around Ray, watching as the blindfold is tied around Gavin’s eyes.
Gavin takes a step forwards almost tripping, before he starts swinging the bat around, everyone taking several steps back until Gavin connects with a wall. “Did I get it?” He asks.
Joel snickers, hand sliding down Ray’s side slightly. “Almost got it buddy.”
Gavin swings again and hits the wall again. “That time?”
Joel’s hand slides down farther. “Still off there, Gav.”
“Looking to get lucky?” Geoff asks, sidestepping towards them, still watching Gavin demolishing the wall.
Joel shrugs. “I mean, it is my birthday.”
Geoff looks at Ray who has a mischevious look on his face, so he shrugs and looks back to Gavin. “Okay okay, Gav that’s enough well done.” Geoff says to Gavin who beams at him, until the blindfold is removed then he just stares horrified at what he’d done.
Joel chuckles. “It’s okay Gav. At least you tried.”
Ray leans into Joel. “I think it’s your turn!”
Joel purses his lips. “Guess so.”
“Oh c’mon, suck it up and hit it love!”
“Yeah, yeah. I’m going.”
“Faster Joel!”
Joel rolled his eyes. “Not the only time you’ll say that today, I’m sure.”
“Oh my god Joel.” Geoff says exasperated.
Joel shrugs and picks up the bat. "Was just saying."
Ray comes up behind Joel, putting the blindfold on him.
“Thanks, dear.” Joel smiles, rolling his shoulders.
“Go for it babes!”
"Yeah, yeah. I will." Joel mutters, taking a few practice swings before swinging fully.
“A bit to your left babe!”
Joel makes a noise and adjusts his swing.
Ray covers his mouth to keep from laughing as Joel’s bat connects with the pinata. “Great job!”
Joel pushes the blindfold up and shrugs nonchalantly. “Well, you know.”
Ray takes a step forward and wraps his arms around Joel’s waist.
Joel slung his arm across Ray’s shoulders and pressed a kiss to his temple. “What now?”
“Umm hold on.” Ray looks over to Griffon and raises his eyebrows, mouthing the word “cake”. She brings out a giant cake for Joel with his face on it.
Joel laughs. “Oh come on. I’m not really that narcissistic am I?”
“L’il bit.” Ray says kissing Joel’s cheek before taking several steps away from the cake.
“You wound me, love.” Joel says, putting a hand on his chest in mock hurt.
“Hey, I’m letting you eat cake.”
“Oh, you’re letting me?”
"Yes. You're welcome."
“How very thoughtful of you then Ray.” Joel snickered.
“You’re lucky to have me.” Ray says, rolling his eyes.
Joel grinned and pressed a kiss to Ray’s forehead. “Very lucky indeed.”
“And so am I!”
Joel smiled and turned back, watching while Griffon lit the candles. He laughs as everyone sings happy birthday in the most off key way they can manage and purses his lips in thought before leaning down and blowing out the candles.
“What did you wish for?” Ray ask, leaning over Joel’s shoulder.
“If I tell you then it won’t come true.”
“Well can I at least get a genre?”
Joel thought for a moment before giving a slight shrug. “It involved you and that’s all you’re gettin.”
“Okay, okay.”
“Soooooo…. Hungry?” Joel asked with a mischievous glint in his eyes.
“Hey hey hey. I’m not having any of that crap.” Ray says backing up.
Joel catches Ray’s wrist before he can get far. “Oh come on. I’m sure it’s good.”
“Joel. No.”
“Awww, please?”
“Joel.”
“Please?” Joel pouted.
“Oh my god. One bite. That’s it!”
Joel grinned. “Good enough for me!”
“I never said I’d swallow it.”
“But you always swallow.” Joel winks.
“Cum. Not cake. Huge difference.”
Joel rolls his eyes and takes a piece of cake from Griffon. He turns back to Ray, holding a bite out for him.
Ray looks at the cake and sighs, closing his eyes and opening his mouth.
Joel grins and places the fork in Ray’s mouth, waiting for him to close it before pulling the fork out.
Ray chews a bit before making a gagging sound and runs and spits it into a garbage can.
“Spoilsport.” Joel laughs, taking a bite of cake.
“I tried okay?”
“Well you’re crazy. Cause this cake is awesome.”
“I’m not a cake person.”
Joel shrugged. “Your loss.”
Ray rolls his eyes, and watches Joel eat his cake.
Joel finishes, throwing the plate away before giving Ray a big kiss. “So what now?”
“Now, we are going back home. Then in about an hour we are going to start on your birthday present.”
“Alrighty then. Lead the way.”
“Will do mountain man.”
Joel chuckles and follows Ray out to the car after thanking everyone and telling them goodbye.
“Good cake?” Ray asks.
Joel nods, getting into the car and starting it. “Yeah. It was really good. Thank you.”
“You’re welcome. Griffon actually made it so you should thank her too.” Ray admit.
“I’ll be sure to send her a text when we get home then.”
“Okay. Do it as soon as we get in then. I don't want you to forget.”
“Aw come on. I’m not that old.”
“No, but you’ll just forget. Trust me.”
“I will not.” Joel huffs.
Ray laughs looking down. Joel is really bad at guessing things, he thinks to himself.
Joel pouts the rest of the drive, eventually pulling into the driveway and shutting the car off.
Ray hops out of the car and waits for Joel.
Joel grumbles getting out and walking to the door, pulling his phone out on the way.
“Texting Griffon?” Rays asks.
“Yes. I am. Cause I told you I wouldn’t forget.” Joel said, sticking his tongue out.
“You would have if you’d waited until after we got inside though.” Ray says grinning.
Joel looks up from his phone, giving Ray a confused look.
Ray snickers, opening the door and following Joel into the kitchen where Michael is emptying a duffel bag of alcohol onto the counter.
Joel looks up finally, tucking his phone back into his pocket. He raises his eyebrows and turns to Ray. “I’m pretty sure that’s a lethal amount of alcohol. Trying to kill me?” He chuckles.
“No. It’s mostly for me... Surprise! Happy Birthday! You get a drunk Ray today.”
“You're going to drink? Well I certainly am surprised.”
“It’s your birthday present old man!” Ray says lovingly caressing Joel’s face. “And that’s my cue to leave!” Michael says winking at Joel before scurrying out.
Joel chuckles and waves to Michael before turning his attention back to Ray. “Old man huh? You know two can play that game little boy.”
“Boy?” Ray asks scrunching his face up.
“Yes. Boy.” Joel laughs.
“Then I really shouldn't be doing this.” Ray says slipping his hand down Joel’s pants and grabbing his dick.
Joel swallows. “No. Probably shouldn’t.”
“And I definitely shouldn't be doing this.” Ray says pulling down Joel’s pants and boxers for the second time that day and takes Joel into his mouth.
“I’m starting to think that maybe my present should’ve been kneepads for you.” Joel smirks.
“If you’re concerned, you could push me down and climb on top.” Ray suggests.
“Now there’s an idea.” Joel smirks, pulling Ray to his feet and leading him into the living room. He pushes him down onto the couch, situating himself between Ray legs and leans down to kiss him.
“Mmmnnn.” Ray hums happily.
Joel kisses down Ray’s neck, finding a spot to suck on.
Ray bites down on his lip, tasting blood. He runs his hands down Joel’s sides.
Joel sighs contentedly, kissing back up Ray’s neck and along his jaw before capturing his lips. “Shouldn’t bite so hard.” He murmurs, shifting and pressing his hips into Ray’s.
“What, you don’t like how I taste?” Ray asks innocently.
Joel chuckled and gave Ray another kiss. “Never said that. I love that. I don’t want you hurting yourself.”
“Do you want to be the one hurting me?” Ray asks, flicking his eyebrows suggestively.
“Oh I would definitely prefer that.” Joel grins.
“Well it’s your birthday. Do your worst.”
Joel goes back to Ray's neck, biting a little harder than before and runs his hands down his sides then back up under Ray's shirt.
Ray angles his head to nibble on Joel’s ear.
Joel shivers, running a thumb across one of Ray's nipples before leaning back just enough to tug his shirt off and tossing it away.
“Hello sexy!” Ray whistles. “Have you been working out?”
Joel snorts and pulls off Ray’s shirt as well. “Trying to keep up with you certainly is a work out.”
“Well you’re looking good.”
“You look better.” Joel murmured, leaning back down to nip at Ray’s collarbone.
Ray scoffs and shakes his head. “You have no idea about the effect you have on people do you?”
“Nah, I do.” Joel mutters, kissing and biting down Ray’s chest.
Ray bites his lip, inhaling sharply.
“Everything okay, baby?” Joel asks teasingly.
“Fantastic!” Ray responds.
Joel hums, flicking his tongue across Ray's nipple before taking it in his mouth.
“Jesus Joel!” Ray exclaims.
“Yes?” Joel chuckles, moving over to the his other nipple.
Ray just exhales pointedly in response.
Joel holds back more laughter, smiling as he kisses down Ray's stomach to his hip and biting gently at a spot just above the waistband of his jeans.
“You’re an ass.”
Joel snickers and sits back slightly. “Oh? How so?”
Ray snickers back and rolls his eyes at him.
Joel tilts his head slightly. “Gonna play difficult?” He smiles slowly.
“Not even a little bit.”
“Then why don’t you tell me why I’m an ass,” Joel trails his fingers lightly down Ray’s chest. “And we can get back to better things.”
“Because I’m an impatient human being.”
Joel smirks. "Is that why I'm an ass? Cause I'm teasing?"
“Yep.”
Joel taps his chin for a moment. "Well, guess I'm only become a bigger ass tonight then." He grins widely.
Ray sighs.
"Don't give me that. It's my birthday. Can't we go a little slow?"
“Of course we can babe.”
"You're the best." Joel says happily, nuzzling into Ray's neck for a moment before kissing back down to his hip.
Ray humms in response.
Joel s ucks on Ray's hipbone, one hand running up his thigh.
Ray rubs Joel’s shoulder absently.
Joel's hand drifts farther up, ghosting over Ray's cock before he pops the button on his pants and pulling the zipper down slowly.
Ray licks his lips, watching Joel.
Joel's gaze flicks up to Ray and he gives him a coy smile. "Enjoying the show?" He asks softly, starting to tug Ray's pants off.
“Yessir!”
Joel nods and ducks his head to press a kiss to Ray's stomach while he pulls Ray's boxers down around his thighs.
Ray relaxes, letting his head fall back onto the cushions.
Joel kisses just under the head of Ray's cock and wraps his hand around the base, giving it a few slow tugs.
“Mmph!”
Joel chuckles and leans down, wrapping his lips around the head and runs his tongue along the slit.
“Hnnng”
Joel takes more of Ray in his mouth, starting to bob his head. He slides his free hand up Ray's side, sliding his fingers into his mouth.
Ray sucks happily on Joel’s fingers.
Joel groans and removes his fingers from Ray's mouth, moving them down between Ray's legs and pushes a finger in slowly.
Ray moans.
Joel begins to move his finger in and out, adding a second after a while.
Ray pulls at Joel, trying to move him closer.
Joel pulls off Ray with a pop and smiles. "Use your words dear."
“Nothing. Continue.”
“You’re pulling begs to differ.” Joel says quietly and leans up to kiss Ray, fingers still working.
“Nope. Whatever you want baby.”
Joel hums and thrusts his fingers a few more times before he removes them and stands, leaning down to kiss Ray's forehead before going to the bedroom and rummaging through the bedside table.
Ray sighs, covering his face with his hands.
Joel comes back a moment later and huffs when he sees Ray. "Why are you covering your face?"
“Just breathing love.”
“But with your hands over your face?” Joel cocks his head to the side.
“I’m resisting.”
“Resisting?” Joel prompted.
“Well it’s your night. So I’m not going to be pushy or whatever.”
Joel settles back down between Ray's legs, setting the stuff he'd brought with on the floor and nuzzling into Ray's neck. "Just because it's my night doesn't mean you can't tell me what you want." He pulls back and gives Ray a devious smirk. "You know, in detail." He winks, leaning back down to nip Ray's throat.
“Well you know I just want you.”
Joel pauses for a minute before biting a little harder. “Don’t make this sappy you jerk.” He laughs. “You know exactly what I meant.”
“I want you to fuck me so hard that I need to drink just to numb the pain.”
Joel licked his lips. "Now that's more like it." He says and sits back, pulling Ray's boxers off the rest of the way. He grabs Ray's hips and flips him over onto his stomach, keeping hold on his hips to position him with his ass in the air. Joel undoes his pants, pushing them just low enough to pull his erection free and he sits back for a moment, admiring Ray. "You know, this is definitely one of my favorite views in the world."
“Well aren’t you ever the romantic.” Ray replies sarcastically.
Joel slapped his ass. “No one asked your opinion you know.”
Ray turns his head and grins at Joel.
Joel grins back and leans down to grab the condom and lube. He rolls the condom on and quickly applies lube before he lines himself up with Ray and pushes in, waiting only a little bit before he starts a quick pace.
Ray holds tightly to the armrest, bracing himself.
Joel shifts, beginning to thrust harder and faster.
Ray moans loudly.
Joel’s mouth twitches in a small smile before he closes his eyes, focusing on pounding into Ray, his nails digging tightly into his hips.
Ray moans again, biting his lip.
Joel groans, sliding one hand along Ray’s spine and grabs a handful of his hair.
Ray lets Joel pull his head back.
Joel leans down and bites at Ray’s shoulder.
Ray laughs softly.
“What’s so funny?”
“Nothing.”
Joel snorts and snaps his hips forward hard. "Bullshit."
“Ow. Okay. Definitely nothing.”
Joel glares at him, wrapping one hand around the base of Ray's cock. "I'm soooo tempted to leave you high and dry." He cooes in his ear.
Ray exhales raggedly. “Well, it’s your birthday. You can do what you want.”
Joel hums and moves his hand slowly up Ray's cock before settling his hand back at the base.
Ray clears his throat.
"Need something?" Joel smirks.
“Oh god.”
Joel chuckles. "I wouldn't go as far as god. But I'm flattered."
Ray laughs.
Joel tightens his grip on Ray's cock, thrusting harder.
Ray grunts and his arms bracing him buckle, letting him fall forwards into the couch.
Joel thrusts a few more times before he comes. He rests his forehead against Ray's back for a few moments before he pulls out and lays down next to Ray, pulling him against him.
“Quick nap? Or shall we get our drink on?” Ray asks.
Joel squeezes Ray slightly. “Nap sounds good.”
Ray wraps his leg around one of Joel’s, closing his eyes.
Joel hums contentedly, burying his face in Ray's hair.
Ray falls asleep.
Joel adjusts his arms and pulls Ray closer before drifting into a light sleep.
Summary: Ray wants to make a sex tape, but Joel won't agree unless he gets something in return.
Notes: We might take a while getting it done but feel free to send in your prompts! Also, if you don't know what the answer is at the end then someone needs to stroke your hair and say oh honey.
“You’ve got to be kidding, right?” Joel stared up at Ray from the couch, face incredulous.
“Oh come on, please?” Ray begs grinning widely.
“No. Absolutely not.”
“But it will be fun! No one else will see it I swear. Private viewings only.” Ray says winking.
Joel rolls his eyes. “Yeah, and I’m sure that’s what all those people with sex tapes on the internet said too. And look at how it turned out for them.”
“Yeah, but we are masters of the internet.”
“I don’t think I’d go that far. Still not doing it.”
“Well how about we trade. You do this for me, and I do something for you.”
“Why do you wanna do this so bad?”
“Why do I want to do anything I do? YOLO right?”
“And you think that’ll convince me to let you film us?”
“No. But I think you might have something you want me to do.” Ray says wiggling his eyebrows.
“You’re ridiculous.”
“So you’re telling me you don’t have a secret thing for cages?”
Joel’s cheeks turned pink and he looked away. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Sure you don’t.” Ray pauses and thinks for a moment, tilting his head and grinning wickedly. “Tell you what, why don’t we go find a me sized cage and I can be your prisoner. Then we film it.”
Joel huffed. “You want it that bad?”
“Yeah, and you want me in a cage bad enough to agree.”
Joel glared at the wall before letting out a frustrated sigh. “Alright. Fine.”
Ray grins and skips happily on the spot.
Joel rolls his eyes. “You’re the worst. And far too happy about this.”
“And secretly, you are too. Don’t lie.”
“You can’t prove a damn thing.”
“Admit it Joel.” Ray says, quickly turning serious.
Joel shakes his head. “Nope.”
“Joel.”
“Yes, Ray?”
“Tell me you want it.”
Joel pouts. “Do I have to? I’ve already agreed to do it.”
“Yes, you do.”
“You’re mean.”
“Because I want to hear the man I love say that he wants me?”
“But I make that plenty obvious anyway.”
“Not as much as you might think. It’s always me instigating things.”
Joel pulls Ray down into his lap, nuzzling into his neck. “Sorry then. I get distracted. You know how my mind works. Of course I want you. Always. And you in a cage…. Might just make my brain short circuit a little.”
The corner of Ray’s mouth twitches into half a smile before pressing a kiss to Joel’s temple. “Then let’s make that happen.” He says whispers.
Joel gives him a goofy grin. “Good to know you’re all for my brain short circuiting.”
“If it encourages more of this, then I absolutely am.”
“However, if the video ever gets out. I’m locking you in the cage forever. Just so we’re clear.”
“Loud and clear. Shall we go find a cage then?”
Joel nods. “Sounds good.”
“Lead the way master. Sir? Not sure what you want me to call you.”
Joel swallows and stands. “Uh… We can figure that out later.”
“Alright. Well cage choice is up to you babe.”
Joel shrugs and makes his way to the door. “Probably like Rebel’s. Only… You know, bigger.”
“Okay, so pet store?”
“Unless you know a place that sells people sized cages.”
Ray stops and looks up, thinking.
Joel looks back at him. “Really, Ray? Nowhere is going to sell human cages.”
“Maybe. You never know.”
“I think we can just stick with the pet store.”
“Alright, do you want me to come? Or do you think you can manage on your own?”
Joel chews his lip. “It’s up to you.”
“Tell me what you want.”
“I said it was up to you.”
Ray places a hand on Joel’s chest. “Tell me what you want.” He says, trying his best to keep a straight face.
Joel smiles. “Fine then. Come with.”
Ray bounces and grabs Joel’s hand and the car keys, staring at them for a quick moment before tossing them to Joel.
Joel catches the keys and let’s Ray lead them out to the car. “You know. If you wanted to come with so bad, you could’ve just said so.” He smirked.
“I just like hearing what you want.” Ray says, climbing into the car.
Joel chuckles and starts the car. “So I’ve noticed.”
“Does that mean you might tell me more often?”
“Hmmm… I might.” Joel grins, driving to the pet store.
“You better.”
“And what’ll you do if I don’t?”
“I might not tell you what I want.”
“Well I suppose that’s fair.”
“So, you better tell me. Or we might end up sexless again.”
“Alright, alright. I’ll tell you more.” Joel holds up a hand in surrender.
“Anything you want to tell me now?”
“Not that I haven’t already said, I don’t think.”
“You don’t want to take a second to think about it?” Ray asks as they pull into the pet store parking lot.
Joel turns the car off and thinks for a moment. “Is that a trick question?”
“It might be.” Ray says, giving Joel half a smile.
Joel frowns and gets out of the car. “Now you’re just being unfair.”
Ray shakes his head and pulls his feet onto his seat, watching Joel with an amused expression.
Joel leans down and looks at Ray. “Really? Should I crack a window for you?”
Ray rolls his eyes and gets out of the car, shaking his head.
Joel laughs and takes Ray’s hand. “You’re the one who seemed to be getting comfortable in the car.”
Ray shrugs, lacing his fingers with Joel’s.
Joel squeezes his hand before heading inside. “So… any preference? I mean… I know it’s about what I want… But you should be comfortable too.”
Ray shrugs again, biting down on his bottom lip.
Joel glances at him. “What is it.”
Ray raises his eyebrows and shakes his head, walking over to a large cage.
Joel tugged him back against his chest. “What is it.”
Ray furrows his brow in confusion.
“You’re not saying anything. And you always have something to say.”
Ray gave Joel his best ‘you’re an idiot look’ and turned back to the cages.
Joel huffed. “I want your input. Stop being a butt.”
Ray rolled his eyes and looked over the cages, he saw a decent sized one and pointed.
“You have words. Use them.”
Ray sighed and leaned against the rack.
“Are we going to sit here all day or are you going to voice your opinion?”
Ray grins and slumps onto the floor, crossing his legs and looking happily up at Joel, waiting.
Joel nods. “Alright then.” He thinks for a moment. “I’ll be right back.” He says, turning and heading down an aisle.
Ray leans back and closes his eyes.
Joel comes back a few minutes later, one hand behind his back. “You know, pretty sure it’s frowned upon to sleep in a store.”
Ray stuck his tongue out before smiling lazily.
“So, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.” Joel grinned.
Ray bit his lip, opening his eyes and looking at Joel expectantly.
Joel shrugged. “I gave you an out. Remember that.” He said, tugging Ray to his feet and turning him around. He slid a collar around Ray’s neck and fastened it before taking a step back and smirking.
Ray’s jaw dropped in shock, gaping wide-eyed at Joel before his shock turned to excitement and he pointed at a cage again, more firmly this time.
“Is that the one you want?”
Ray nods.
“Is there anything else you want?”
Ray pauses thinking before tugging Joel along to the horse section and grabbing a riding crop, handing it to Joel. Smirking at him.
Joel smiles and takes it. “Anything else?”
Ray licks his lips and clears his throat. “‘Nah.”
Joel gives Ray a quick kiss. “Collar’s already paid for. Be a good boy and go wait in the car.”
Ray shakes his head. “There is no way in hell I’m missing that cashiers reaction.”
Joel opens and closes his mouth a few times before sighing. “Fine. Come on then.” He turned and made his way to the front of the store.
Ray grabs Joel’s hand, deciding to make this as embarrassing as he can.
Joel pulled his hand away and gave Ray a level look. “No.”
“Why not?” Ray says, hurt.
“I said so.” Joel ran a hand through Ray’s hair affectionately. “Now come on.”
Ray sighs and follows Joel to the checkout stand.
Joel sets their stuff on the belt and smiles at the cashier.
Ray laughs as she looks from the cage to the crop to the collar around his neck then lastly to Joel.
Joel gave Ray a look before turning back to the cashier with a friendly smile. “The collar’s already been paid for by the way.”
Ray grins. “Which I get to pay for later, in sexual favors. Cage is for me too.”
Joel glares at Ray. “Hush you.”
“The riding crop too, although usually those are for him.”
“Car. Now.” Joel says evenly.
“But you haven’t finished paying.” Ray says, keeping a straight face.
Joel leaned closer. “I said car. Now go.”
Ray leaned in closer to nibble on Joel’s ear.
Joel straightened and grabbed the back of the collar and turned to give the cashier an apologetic smile. “It seems I have to deal with this. I’ll be right back. Sorry about this.” He said before turning and dragging Ray out of the store.
When they get outside, Ray purses his lips and frowns. “I was having fun.”
Joel stopped when they got to the car and opened the passenger door. He pointed to the seat. “Sit.” He commanded.
Ray chuckles before getting it.
Joel glares at him. “Stay.” He turns and goes back into the store.
Ray plays with his new collar, appraising it it the passenger side mirror.
Joel comes back out a few minutes later and puts the cage into the car before getting in himself. “Well, its good to see that you are indeed capable of following simple orders.”
Ray chuckled. “I just really didn’t want to follow the first one.”
“Well you don’t get to pick and choose which ones you follow. You follow them or else.”
“Or else what?” Ray asks innocently.
Joel smirks and starts the car. “Wouldn’t you like to know.”
“Well yes, I would. Which is why I asked.”
“Well it’s information that you don’t get to know. So you’ll just have to wait and see.”
“No.”
Joel raises an eyebrow. “No?”
“No.” Ray says firmly.
“And just what are you noing, Ray?”
“Your denial of information.” Ray says frowning.
Joel grins. “It’s no fun if you know what’s going to happen.”
“Lame.”
Joel chuckles. “Yeah maybe for you.”
“You just live to torture me, don’t you?”
“Only in my free time.”
“You suck.”
“You suck more.”
“That is an accurate statement, you do not often end up with my dick in your mouth.”
Joel nods thoughtfully, pulling into their driveway.
“So you agree?”
“Well yeah. It is true.”
Ray nods, getting out of the car.
Joel gets out as well, getting the cage from the back and heading inside.
Ray follows behind Joel watching him walk.
Joel sets the cage down in the living room before going and sitting on the couch.
Ray throws himself onto Joel’s lap.
Joel gives him an amused look. “You know. I don’t think I gave you permission to be on the couch.”
“Seriously?” Ray asks, nuzzling into Joel’s shoulder.
“Yes, I’m serious.”
Ray sucks on Joel’s earlobe.
Joel leans away and tuts him. “Now now. Be a good boy and do what I say.”
Ray ignores Joel and goes to nibble on a spot he knows is sensitive.
Joel shivers and pushes Ray away slightly. “No. You are not the one in charge here.”
Ray grabs Joel’s hands and pushes them back, going back in to nibble some more.
Joel squirms and stands, taking hold of the collar. “You are not the one in charge.” He says quietly, pulling Ray over to the cage.
Ray whimpers.
“Don’t give me that. You were bad and bad boys get punished. Now inside.” Joel held open the cage door.
Ray climbed inside and whimpered again, looking sadly at Joel.
Joel smiled and shut the door. “I should’ve brought this up to you before. It was definitely a good idea.”
“You weren’t even the one who brought it up. Also, video camera.”
“Doesn’t mean I hadn’t thought of it before. And you want all of it recorded?”
“Obviously, I can edit it together later. It will be the best edited sex films of all time.”
Joel rolls his eyes. “Yeah, that no one else will see.”
“Just you and meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Joel shakes his head and walks away to find the camera.
Ray tries to get into a comfortable position in his new cage.
Joel returns, fiddling with the controls.
“You better set that up right.”
“How would I set it up wrong?”
Ray doesn’t respond.
Joel grins, pointing the camera at Ray. “What?”
Ray shrugs.
“Come on. Smile for the camera.”
Ray smiles, waiting for sexual things to begin.
Joel smirks and sets the camera down, adjusting it so it’s facing the cage before kneeling down in front of Ray.
“Are you going to come in?”
“Pretty sure I wouldn’t fit. And I figured I’d make sure you had a front row seat.” Joel grinned and winked.
“For what?” Ray asked in genuine confusion for once.
Joel’s grin widened and his hand drifted down to pop the button of his jeans. “For the teasing of course.”
“Wait...” Ray says slowly. “Are you going to jerk yourself off?”
Joel shrugs. “I might.”
“That would be just mean. Please let me touch you.”
“Well punishment isn’t meant to be nice you know.” Joel says, tugging his jeans down slightly.
“Touch me.” Ray says begging. “Please touch me.”
Joel purses his lips in thought before shaking his head. “Nah. This is much more fun.”
“Joel, please,” Ray says reaching through his cage to try to touch Joel.
“If you’re good.” Joel says before wrapping his hand around his dick and starting to slowly pump.
“I’ll be good I swear, just put your hands on me. Please.”
Joel groans and lets his head fall back as he continues.
“Joel. Please.” Ray begs again.
“Can you tell me what you did wrong?”
“I embarrassed you in front of that girl and didnt listen.”
Joel nods. “Very good. Are you going to do it again?”
“No.” But probably yes, he added mentally.
Joel eyed him for a moment before leaning forward and opening the cage.
Ray grabbed onto Joel and pulled him hard into the cage with him. Undoing his pants and shuffling them down, pressing himself against Joel.
Joel chuckled and gave Ray a light kiss. “I never said you could get undressed you know.”
“Don’t care.” Ray says grabbing for Joel and giving his dick a long, rough pull.
Joel shuddered. “I can always lock the cage up again.”
“As long as you stay in with me.”
“I won’t.”
Ray stops and pulls his hand back, pulling his pants back up.
Joel smiles and runs his hands down Ray’s sides. “There’s a good boy.”
Ray stares at Joel absently.
Joel crawls back out of the cage, beckoning Ray. “Come ‘ere.”
Ray sighs and gets out easily, being so small.
Joel pulls Ray into his lap and kisses him.
Ray kisses back tentatively.
Joel continues the kiss for a moment before leaning back and slowly looking Ray over. “Strip for me.” He says finally.
“To music?”
“Hadn’t thought of that. But yes. Since you brought it up.”
Ray jumps up and goes to put on some music, scrolling through his ipod until he got to the right song. As ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ starts playing, Ray starts slowing taking off his clothes, dancing around and giving Joel a lapdance when he’s down to his boxers.
Joel watches with an amused expression and tugs at the waistband of Ray’s boxers. “Striping means everything.”
Ray grinds against Joel, using his mans body to slide down his pants before turning around and straddling him.
Joel looks Ray over again and smirks. “This is much better.”
“Can I have you yet?”
Joel runs his hands up Ray’s thighs. “But you already do have me.”
Ray places his hands lightly on Joel’s chest. “That is not what I meant and you know it.”
Joel thinks for a moment before shaking his head. “Nope. I have no idea what you mean.”
“I want you. To have you.”
Joel taps his chin in thought, other hand absently rubbing Ray’s thigh. “No. Still not sure what you mean.” He smiles.
Ray grinds pointedly into Joel.
“Oooooh. That’s what you meant?”
“Obviously.”
“Don’t back talk. Go get the lube from the bedroom.”
Ray complies, grabbing a condom too just in case. He tosses the lube to Joel and climbs back onto his lap.
Joel pours some lube onto his fingers before tugging Ray closer. He reaches behind Ray and slides one finger in slowly.
Ray groans softly. “What about the cage?”
“Well if you really want back in, I’m sure I could find another way to entertain myself this evening. Even so, I know you. You’ll do something to end up in there again.”
“I mean, come with me.”
“I won’t fit that well.”
“Well then grab the crop.”
Joel’s finger stops moving. “I’m sorry. What was that?”
“The crop.”
“Oh no. I know what you said. That was more meant to give you the chance to take back what you said.”
“Nope.”
Joel grins and pulls his finger out. “On all fours. Now.”
Ray gulps, but gets on his hands and knees.
Joel grins and presses a kiss to Ray’s spine before picking up the crop and dragging it slowly up Ray’s thigh.
Ray shivers, licking his lips.
Joel chews his lip for a moment. “Safeword is gold, okay?”
“Really? Gold Joel?”
“If you don’t like it,” Joel said, running the crop down Ray’s back. “Then come up with one.”
“Nah, gold is good. It’s just down right now, I don't want to bum you out.”
Joel smirks. “Been paying attention?”
“Yes, I have. Impressed?”
Joel hums appreciatively. “I am, yes.” He grins, hitting Ray’s thigh lightly with the crop.
Ray grins, turning his head to look at Joel.
“Eyes forward.” Joel says, hitting Ray’s ass.
Ray chuckles, looking forwards again.
“Good.” Joel purrs, before hitting him again, slightly harder than before.
“This doesn't hurt as much as I thought it would.”
“That so? We’ll have to change that.” Joel says, hitting Ray harder.
Ray winces, surprised.
“Not so cheeky now, are ya?”
"No. I'm not."
Joel strikes him again. “Do you know why you’re being punished?”
“For asking for it?”
“Not quite.” Joel hits him again then runs the crop lightly over Ray’s ass.
“For being cheeky?”
“There ya go.”
“You know what might make this better for you?”
“What’s that?”
“Sex.”
“Dunno. I’m having fun.” Joel grins. “Besides. I don’t think you’ve learned your lesson.”
“Maybe I have.”
“Have you now?” Joel asks, hitting Ray again.
Ray winces. “Perhaps.”
“Well perhaps means there’s a chance you haven’t. And we can’t have any doubt here.” Joel says doing it again, lighter this time.
Ray groans.
Joel chuckles and repeats the action.
Ray groans again. “Joel, please.”
“Please what?” Joel smiles, hitting him again.
“Just please.”
“Tell me what you want.”
“You. I want you.”
“Want me? But you’ve already got me.”
“Can you stop being a prat and just do me already?”
“Oh, I’m being a prat am I?”
“JOEL!” Ray shouts.
“Yes?”
“For the love of god!”
Joel chuckles and sits back, setting the riding crop aside.
Ray turns around and pulls Joel on top of him.
“No no.” Joel sits back. “In my lap.”
Ray pulls Joel back on to him, holding tightly.
Joel tugs him off. “No. Lap.”
Ray sighs, climbing onto Joel to straddle him.
Joel kisses his sternum and pours lube onto his fingers again and slides one finger into Ray.
“No.”
“No?”
“Skip that.”
Joel moves his finger slowly. “Nah. I want to make sure you’re good and ready. Wouldn’t want to hurt you.”
Ray laughs. “Joel, shut up and fuck me.”
“You know, I thought you’d learned your lesson about demanding things.”
Ray gets up and walks off. “Come find me when you’re ready.”
Joel gets up and follows, tugging Ray back by the collar. “Oh no. You wanna play then we’re gonna play.”
“Long as we’re playing rough.”
“As long as you’re wearing this,” Joel tugs the collar. “We play by my rules.”
“Fine!”
Joel pulls Ray closer. “You’re feisty tonight.”
“You’re not.”
“I know.”
“So I reiterate. I’m going to bed. Come find me when you find your feisty.” Ray says pulling away and going to their bedroom.
Joel huffs and pulls Ray back. “If you want anything filmed then we’re doing it my way. Suck it up and take it.”
“Mkay, but can you at least try to get into it?”
“I am into it.”
“Sure you are.”
“I am.”
“Liar.”
“How am I lying? I’m very much enjoying myself. I like it when you beg and plead and get desperate.”
“You are evil.”
“I know. Have you seen the shit I pull on friends?” Joel grins wickedly.
“True. You are an evil bastard.”
Joel’s grin widens and he runs his hands down Ray’s sides. “Oh yes. I am.”
Ray grabs a handful of Joel’s hair and pulls him to his lips.
Joel cups Ray’s check’s and pulls him away slightly. “Going to play by the rules?”
“Never.”
“Gonna be a long night then.”
“When isn’t it?”
“Fair enough. Gonna come back to the living room?” Joel asked, hands drifting down Ray’s sides.
Ray sighs. “Alright. But stop being a mingy prick.”
Joel laughs. “Alright, Gavin.”
“Okay Donut.”
Joel chuckles. “I suppose I deserved that one.”
“Mhmmm.”
Joel tugs him back towards the living room. “Come on. It’ll be worth it. Promise.”
“Okay okay okay. Fine.”
Joel beams and pulls Ray back to where they had been. “Good.”
“Now what?”
Joel pulls him close. “Now I go back to teasing you relentlessly.” He winks.
“Alrighty then.”
Joel rested his hands on Ray’s hips, pulling him in for a kiss.
Ray kisses Joel back, lightly.
Joel tightens his grip on Ray’s hip, slipping one hand behind to start fingering him again.
Ray rest his head onto Joel’s shoulder.
Joel kissed his neck, sliding in a second finger.
Ray moans happily.
Joel pumps his fingers slowly, running the fingers of his free hand lightly up and down Ray’s chest.
Ray considers asking for more, but ultimately decides against it.
Joel lets his fingers drift lower, running slowly up the length of Ray’s erection.
Ray closes his eye and presses a kiss to Joel’s collar bone.
Joel adds a third finger.
Ray bites lightly on Joel’s neck.
“Ah ah. No biting.”
Ray sighs unhappily, giving Joel his best puppy eyes.
Joel smiles and wraps his hand around Ray’s dick.
Ray bites Joel again, a little rougher this time.
Joel grabbed Ray’s chin, pulling his face up to look him in the eye. “I’ll gag you if I have too.”
“Well then what should I do?”
“You could always just enjoy it.”
“Okay.”
Joel smiles and gives him a quick kiss before releasing his chin. His hand drifts back down to grasp his cock.
Ray lets his head drop back, breathing heavily.
Joel smirks, moving his hand in time with his fingers. “That’s a good boy.”
“Mmmnnnn”
“Like it?” Joel speeds his pace up slightly.
“Mhmm”
Joel smirks and speeds up a little more.
Ray moans. “Joel!”
“Yes, Ray?”
“Please?”
“Please what?”
“Fuck me.”
“I will. Don’t worry.”
“Soon?”
“Maybe.”
“Joel, please!” Ray whines.
Joel grins and speeds up a little more. “But I like watching you come undone like this.”
“Fine, less release for you then.”
“I think I’ll live.”
“Okay, if you say so.”
Joel ‘hmms’, picking his pace up again.
Ray starts getting close, and tells Joel as much.
Joel smirks and slows down.
Ray scoffs.
“Sorry. Did you want me to go faster?”
“Yes. I would.”
Joel chuckles but complies and picks up his pace.
“Thank you.” Ray groans.
Joel leans forward and presses a kiss to Ray’s collar bone. “You’re welcome.”
Ray comes silently over their stomachs.
Joel strokes him a few more times before removing his fingers and running both hands up Ray’s sides and pulling him into a rough kiss.
Ray kisses back just as roughly.
Joel pushes Ray back till they’re laying on the floor.
“Makeout sesh?” Ray asks softly.
“Mm not quite.”
“Then what?”
“I was thinking more of a round 2.”
“And a round 1 for you?”
“Semantics.”
Ray laughs.
“Hush you.” Joel mutters, trailing kisses down Ray’s neck.
Which only succeeds in making Ray laugh harder.
Joel nips his neck. “I said hush.”
Ray covers his mouth, but continues laughing.
Joel pouts. “What?”
“Nothing.” Ray says giggling at Joel’s pout.
“Then stop laughing.” Joel growls, burying his face the Ray’s neck.
Ray purses his lips and smiles.
Joel nuzzles for a moment more before finding a spot to bite.
“I can’t bite, but you can?’
Joel grins. “Yup.”
“Not fair.”
“Completely fair.”
“Definitely not fair.”
“Whatever you say.”
“Damn straight.”
Joel hmms and finds another spot to bite.
Ray leans forward and bites back.
“Ah ah. None of that.” Joel says, gently pushing Ray’s face away.
“Seriously?”
“Mhmmm”
“So you want me to just lay here and not try anything?”
“Basically.”
Ray lays back, allowing his body to go limp.
“Really?”
Ray doesn’t say anything and stares straight up to the ceiling.
Joel huffs. “I’m gonna put you back in the cage if you don’t knock it off.”
“Make up your mind! Bite me, don’t bite me. Geez Joel.”
“I said don’t bite. I didn’t say go ragdoll on me.”
"You mean its not the same thing?" Ray asks, shocked
“No need to be an ass.”
“When aren’t I?”
Joel glares at him. “I hate you.”
“And I love you too.”
Joel nips his neck and kisses along Ray’s jaw to his lips. “Sure you do.”
“And you love me too.” Ray says happily.
“Maybe.” Joel grins, pressing his lips to Ray’s.
Ray kisses back. Lightly at first and slowly getting more aggressive. Sliding his arms up Joel’s sides before getting them tangled in his hair.
Joel kisses back with equal aggression, pushing their hips together.
Ray grinds against Joel, teasing him with his tongue.
Joel groans and runs his hands down Ray’s sides.
Ray presses soft kisses from Joel’s collarbone done his stomach.
Joel hums and tugs lightly at Ray’s collar.
Ray kisses down further and pulls down Joel’s boxers. Then kisses his cock, dragging his teeth lightly down it before taking it into his mouth.
Joel groans and bucks his hips slightly.
Ray stops and looks up at Joel. “Joel.”
“What?”
“You’re supposed to be in charge here. Tell me what you want.”
“Cause you’ve really been listening up to this point.” Joel chuckles.
“I’ll try. Just tell me what you want.”
Joel nods thoughtfully. “Alright then. Start sucking and don’t stop till I say so.”
Ray chuckles and does as he’s told.
Joel groans and runs his fingers through Ray’s hair.
Ray continues to fellatiate Joel, running his hands over his body.l
Joel hums and lets Ray continue for a while before tugging at his hair. "Enough."
“What do you want now?” Ray asks with half a smile.
Joel leans back some. “Ride me.”
Ray rolls a condom onto Joel and rubs some lube across the length of his shaft, positioning himself over top.
Joel smirks, running a hand up Ray’s thigh.
Ray takes in a long slow breath before pushing himself onto Joel's cock.
Joel groans, pushing his hips up.
“Hey! Are you fucking me, or am I riding you?” Ray asks accusingly.
Joel grins. “Can’t help it. You just feel so good.”
“Well make a decision babe. What do you want?”
Joel huffs. “Fine fine. I won’t move anymore. You can continue.”
“You sure about that?” Ray asks, a hint of a smile dancing across his features.
Joel pouts, hiding his own smile. “Yes, I’m sure.”
Ray laughs and starts riding him.
Joel moans, wrapping his arms around Ray’s waist.
Ray starts tickling Joel as he continues, anticipating the writhing.
Joel squirms slightly. “Cheater. Don’t tickle.”
“Oh shut up, you love it!”
Joel squirms more. “Not right now I don’t.”
Ray moves to Joel’s most ticklish spot on his left side, still riding him and giggling.
Joel hooks a finger under the back of the collar and tugs it back slightly. “Hey, I said no tickling.”
Ray stops moving and pouts sadly at Joel.
Joel shakes his head. “Oh no! Don’t you pout at me.”
Ray keeps pouting, letting his lower lip quiver.
“Stop that.” Joel murmurs, pressing a light kiss to Ray’s lips.
Ray manages to get a single tear to roll down his face.
“Oh come on! Don’t even give me that.”
“But I’m sad. This is what happens when people get sad.”
“Pretty sure sad people don’t ride cock either.”
“I could always just get off.” Ray says moving upwards slowly.
“No. Stay. Please?”
“Okay.” Ray say sliding back down and running his hands slowly up Joel’s chest.
Joel hmms happily and presses another kiss to Ray’s lips.
Ray grins, kissing back.
“You’re amazing.” Joel murmurs.
“Oh?”
“Mhmmm.”
“Care to elaborate?”
“Not right now.”
Ray laughs and increases his speed.
Joel moans, digging his fingers into Ray’s hips.
Ray continues to ride Joel. “Close?” He asks.
Joel nods, burying his face in Ray’s neck.
Ray continues to ride Joel’s cock like a prized stallion.
Joel lets out a shuddering moan and thrusts up to meet Ray's hips, coming with a quiet murmur of Ray's name.
Ray comes immediately after, collapsing onto Joel’s chest.
Joel presses a kiss to the top of Ray’s head before laying back and running his fingers soothingly up and down Ray’s back.
“Want to tell me now?” Ray asks softly.
“Hmmm?”
“On why I’m amazing.”
“Ahh.” Joel smirks down at Ray. “I suppose I can do that. You did such good work and all.” He stares the the ceiling for a moment in thought before continuing. “Well you’re amazing because you put up with me. Usually at least. More than most people can. And you’re willing to do crazy things for me. Makes you pretty amazing.”
“That’s it?”
“What do you mean ‘that’s it?’, I think those are some pretty good reasons.”
“Well I guess I was expecting something a little more heartfelt.” Ray says looking down.
“That was absolutely heartfelt.”
“I meant something that might induce tears or a need to hug.”
“You can’t just be happy with what I give you, can you?”
“I could, but c’mon. I want something sappy.”
“Well it wasn’t said in a sappy moment. So that’s a good as you’re gettin right now.” Joel chuckled.
“Pffft.” Ray rolls his eyes. “Fine.” He continues wrapping one leg around Joel’s and drawing small circle into his chest. “You’re pretty amazing too.” He shifts until he’s more comfortable. “So what do you want to do with the rest of the day?”
Joel shrugs slightly. “Dunno. Don’t wanna move.”
“So, should I make us some popcorn and we can watch a movie in bed?” Ray offers.
“Sure. Sounds like a plan.”
Ray nudges Joel with his head. “In a minute though. I’m comfy.” He says closing his eyes.
Joel chuckles and runs his fingers through Ray’s hair. “Alright. But don’t fall asleep. I’m old and can’t sleep on the floor like I use too.”
Ray laughs. “Alright gramps, lets get you to bed.” He says standing up pulling Joel to his feet.
Joel grins. “What a kind young man you are to help out.”
“Does that mean I get a butterscotch candy? Oh golly gee sir, that’d be just swell!”
“If you’re extra good and helpful you might even get two.”
“Well sir, you’ll just have to...” Ray sttops and furrows his brow. “That nearly took a turn for the weird. I’m going to go make that popcorn now.” He says and turns towards the kitchen.
Joel laughs and watches him go before going up to their bedroom flopping onto the bed.
Ray makes a large bowl of popcorn and pours a tall scotch for Joel and grabs a pepsi for himself, trying not to get any butter from the popcorn on his naked body.
Joel grins when Ray comes back in, snatching the can from him and taking a small sip. “Gee Ray, I didn’t know you started drinking. Finally coming to the dark side?” Joel chuckles, scooting up to sit against the headboard.
Ray laughs and looks down at the scotch, shrugs and takes a sip watching Joel’s expression.
Joel smirks. “Never took you for the scotch type. I always pictured something…. fruitier.”
“I’m not the scotch type. Which you are well aware of. I am the soda type, now give me back my pepsi or I’m flushing this glass as well as the whole bottle.” Ray threatens.
Joel laughed and held the can out to Ray. “That’s not a very nice thing to do.”
Ray grins and grabs the can. "Good boy." He says handing Joel his scotch.
Joel wraps his arm around Ray’s waist and pulls him gently onto the bed. “So what do you wanna watch?”
Ray grins mischievously. “I’ll give you three guesses.”
Pairing: Joel/Ray (Joelay) - Does anyone expect any other pairing from us?
Rating: R- but only at the end.
WC: 2,320
Notes: We ended up making this prompt a part of our series instead of just a one off. Please send in more prompts! If you want something other than Joelay, try one of our main blogs.
Ray turns on the fireplace, throwing in a match to start it up. He looks at the Christmas tree and the presents underneath, waiting for Joel to get home.
Joel comes home and grins when he sees Ray. “Hey Ray, sorry I’m late. You know how people get here when it attempts to snow.” He pulls one hand out from behind his back to wave it around.
Ray gets up and crosses the room to Joel, wrapping his arms around him and kissing him lightly. “Hey.” He says quietly.
Joel’s grin widens. “I got something for ya.”
“Oh? And what might that be?” Ray says returning the grin.
Joel wraps an arm around Ray’s waist and quickly shoves his other hand, full of snow, down the back of Ray’s shirt.
Ray yelps, pushing Joel away. He shakes his shirt, trying to get the snow out before going to the fireplace and sitting with his back to it. “Not cool Joel, not cool.”
Joel laughs and shakes his hand dry. “No, pretty sure that was plenty cool.”
“You suck. Majorly.”
Joel shrugs, still laughing. “I wanted to share a little of the outside world with you.” He shrugs out of his jacket before walking over and sitting next to Ray.
Ray shakes his head before leaning onto Joel’s shoulder. “Do you want to open one of your presents?”
Joel wraps his arms around Ray’s waist. “But I’ve got the best present right here.” He grins.
“Well you’re more than welcome to unwrap me, but I thought we could do our Christmas eve one gift thing.”
“Mmm I guess. I can save the best present for last then.” Joel grins and kisses Ray’s cheek.
Ray rolls his eyes and grabs one of Joel’s presents, shoving it into the older mans hands.
Joel took it and set it in his lap before reaching over and handing Ray his gift.
“Do you want to go first?”
“Same time?”
“Sounds good.” Ray looks at the box, which was roughly the same size as Joel’s. He carefully untapes one side and slides a box out. He takes off the lid and starts laughing, he looks up at Joel.
Joel opens his and bites his lip on a snicker. “Great minds think alike huh?”
Ray laughs. “No kidding!” He pulls out the sweater, putting it on and then watching Joel put on his. “At least we got them in different colours.”
Joel laughs and pulls Ray back to him. “Yeah, guess there’s that. I liked what I got you earlier though. Much better.”
“Do you want to build a snowbaby? There’s not enough snow for a man, but maybe a mini one? Then we could have some hot chocolate.”
Joel laughs. "I don't know if the snow is thick enough to stick together. But we can try."
“Sounds like a plan!”
Joel smiles and stands. "You're such a goof."
“You love it though!”
Joel laughs. “Yeah, I do.”
“And I love you.” Ray says pulls Joel out the door.
“I love you too.” Joel grins and let’s Ray drag him along.
Ray tries rolling a small ball and it collapses instantly. He looks over at Joel. “This isn’t going to work is it?”
Joel purses his lips and scoops up a handful of snow. “Probably not. But I know something that will.” He says, giving Ray a wicked grin and tossing the handful of snow at him.
Ray tries to dive away, but the snow hits him anyways. He picks up a handful of his own, throwing it at Joel.
Joel dodges it and laughs before tossing more snow at Ray.
After a lengthy battle they go back inside, sopping wet and Ray goes to melt some chocolate for real hot chocolate.
Joel runs his hand through his hair, shaking it out a little and goes to the bathroom for a towel. He comes back to the kitchen and leans against the counter, drying his hair.
“Well don’t you look sexy.” Ray says, pouring the milk in with the melted chocolate.
Joel flashes him a cheeky grin. “Don’t I always?”
“True enough.” Ray smiles, kissing Joel lightly on the cheek.
Joel takes the towel and dries Ray’s hair as well.
“Thanks! Ready for some hot chocolate?”
Joel kisses Ray’s nose before nodding. “Sure.”
Ray pours them each a cup, handing one to Joel. “To the fireplace!”
Joel smiles and follows Ray over to the fireplace.
Ray sits down, sipping at his hot chocolate and grinning at Joel.
Joel sips at his own hot chocolate. “What?”
“Just you.”
“Oh? And what about me?”
“Everything.”
“Well that’s helpful.” Joel grins.
“I’m just lucky to have you is all.”
“Cause being with a grumpy, stock-obsessed old man makes you lucky?” Joel laughs.
“Cause being with a sexy, kind, snow throwing man makes me lucky. I love you like crazy, even when you drive me crazy.”
Joel sets his mug down and pulls Ray against him. “I drive you crazy hmm?”
“Completely nuts.”
Joel places his hands on Ray’s sides. “And just how do I drive you crazy?”
“I think you know.” Ray says placing a hand against Joel’s chest.
Joel takes Ray’s mug and sets it down next to his own. “No I don’t think I do. But I can give you a new reason.” Joel grins.
“Oh? Can you now?”
Joel grin widens and he nods. “Definitely.” He says happily, pushing Ray down and beginning to tickle him.
Ray pushes against Joel. “No, not cool Joel.”
Joel laughs and continues to tickle him. “Sorry, did you say something?”
Ray gives up resisting and tickles Joel back.
Joel laughs and tries to pin Ray’s hands with one of his.
Ray rolls them over so that he’s the one on top, pinning Joel’s hands to the ground. “Not cool Joel.”
Joel grins, still fighting against Ray. “Maybe, maybe not. But it’s fun.”
Ray gets up off Joel, grabbing his hot chocolate and moving back towards the fireplace. “You drive me insane.”
Joel stays on the floor, laughter subsiding. “So it’s insane now?”
“And nuts, and crazy.” Ray says, moving to rest his head in Joel’s lap.
“Anything else?”
“Nah, think that’s it.” Ray says with a smirk.
Joel props himself up on his elbows and smirks back. “That so?”
“Mhmm.”
“Sure ‘bout that?” Joel grins, placing a hand on Ray’s chest.
“Pretty sure. Why?”
Joel shrugs. “No reason.”
“No. What?”
“Nothin.”
“Joel.”
“Ray.”
“Joel, seriously.”
Joel grins. “What?”
“Fine whatever. I’m grabbing a blanket, should I make popcorn while I’m up?”
Joel grins and runs his hands lightly down Ray’s sides.
“Is that a no?”
“Never said that. However, I wanna do something before you get up.” Joel smiles sweetly at him.
“And what might that be?”
“Well you know.” Joel grins, tickling Ray’s sides again.
Ray pushes Joel away, getting up and going back to the kitchen for popcorn.
Joel laughs and watches Ray walk away.
Ray returns in a few minutes with a blanket and popcorn.
“I love you.” Joel smiles.
Ray smiles back. “I love you too. Now come cuddle me.”
“But I was having fun tickling. Can’t I do that?” Joel pouts.
“No, you can’t. Maybe later okay?”
“Why not? It was fun.” Joel grinned.
“Popcorn first.” Ray says putting his head back in Joel’s lap.
“You know, I can’t cuddle you if your head is in my lap.”
“Well you weren’t moving.” Ray rolls his eyes and sits back up.
“Well I was hoping for better activities. But I’ll have to settle for cuddles. Come here.”
Ray scoots closer to Joel. “Better activities?”
Joel wraps an arm around Ray. “Yeah, I like making you laugh.” He winks.
“Not happening.” Ray says leaning into Joel and then shoving a handful of popcorn into the older man's mouth.
Joel turns his head away laughing and tosses some of the popcorn back at Ray. “That’s a waste of popcorn you know.”
“So? We have a lot.”
“Yeah, but I’m not letting you get up again.”
Ray rolls his eyes. “And besides tickling me, what do you propose we do?”
Joel buries his face in Ray’s shoulder. “Im still for tickling.”
“I know you are, but I don’t want to be tickled right now.”
Joel pouts. “You never do.”
“Because I don’t like being tickled.”
“But it makes you laugh and smile.”
“So do many other things you do.”
“Like?”
Ray wiggles his eyebrows, grinning.
Joel thinks for a moment. “You know, I don’t think that’s suppose to make you laugh.”
“Sometimes you tickle me during it.”
“Not my fault.”
“Well it’s not mine.” Ray says, grabbing one of Joel’s hands and thumbing small circles into it.
“Yes it is. You shouldn’t be so ticklish.”
“You’re the one who like to tickle.”
“Not during sex.”
“Maybe accidentally, but yeah. You do.”
“I wasn’t denying that I do it. I was saying I don’t like tickling you during sex. But you’re sides are just super sensitive. Makes shit hard.”
Ray chuckles. “Things usually are.”
Joel huffs. “Not what I meant.”
“I know. I just couldn’t resist.”
Joel smirks. “Oh? Well then, I can’t resist doing this then.” He says, beginning to tickle Ray again.
Ray tickles Joel back, giggling and twitching while he does.
Joel laughs and grabs Ray’s hands.
Ray leans in quickly and kisses Joel.
Joel smiles and kisses back. “I love you.”
“I love you more.”
“No you don’t.”
“Yeah, I do.”
“Nahh.”
“Don’t you go tellin’ me how I feel girlfriend.” Ray says in a terrible impression.
Joel snickers. “Never told you how you feel. I just said that I love you more.”
“Agree to disagree?”
“For now.”
Ray shakes his head and moves to get up.
Joel wraps his arms around Ray’s waist. “What happened to cuddles?”
“Okay, okay.” Ray says, moving back into Joel.
Joel hmms happily, pulling Ray close.
“We should go to bed soon so that we don’t catch Santa down here.”
Joel stares at him for a long minute. “Seriously?”
“Yes, seriously!”
Joel chuckled. “Are you 5 now?”
“No, But we’ve got to uphold the Christmas traditions.”
“Traditions?”
“Leaving milk and cookies out, and carrots for the reindeer. Going to bed before Santa comes.”
"You can't be serious. You're fuckin with me, right?"
“Obviously, I was just trying to get you into bed.”
Joel smirks. “There’s much easier ways to make that happen.”
“Such as?”
“Generally just dragging me to the bedroom works.” Joel shrugs.
Ray grins, finishes his hot chocolate and waits for Joel to do the same before grabbing his hand and dragging him to the bedroom.
Joel smirks as he follows behind Ray.
They get to the bedroom and Ray starts kissing Joel, pulling off Joel’s jumper while walking him backwards towards the bed.
Joel pulls Ray’s jumper off before pushing him onto the bed.
Ray undoes his pants, pulling them off quickly.
Joel chuckles and undoes his own. “Eager?”
“Am I ever not?”
Joel hmms thoughtfully and crawls over Ray, kissing him gently.
Ray kisses back, pulling Joel onto his lap.
Joel wraps his arms around Ray.
Ray leans back, grabbing a condom and lube from the nightstand.
Joel kisses down Ray’s neck, pulling him tightly against himself.
Ray reaches around Joel, coating his fingers in lube before sliding one into Joel.
Joel squirms and lets out a shaky breath.
“All good?”
Joel nods. “Just, you know... different.”
“Different?”
“Not really use to this. So yeah, different.”
“Used to what?”
“Really?”
“What? We have sex all the time!”
Joel glares at him. “I’ll go sleep on the couch if you’re going to be difficult.”
“I’m not being difficult! How am I being difficult?”
“Because you know exactly what I’m talking about and yet feign ignorance.”
“I really don’t though. We have sex all the time! Why wouldn’t you be used to this?” Ray says tilting his head in mock confusion.
Joel glares at him and starts to get off the bed. “I’m going to the couch.”
Ray grabs Joels arm, pulling him back. He grins and slides two fingers back in.
Joel groans. “You’re still an asshole.”
Ray chuckles and adds a third finger. “All good?”
Joel shivers. “Just fine.”
“You sure?”
Joel nods. “Positive.”
Ray removes his fingers and rolls on a condom and applies lube, lining himself up to Joel's entrance. "Ready?" He asks.
Joel bites his lip and nods.
Ray pushes in gently until he's all the way in. He waits for Joel's go ahead.
Joel shudders and stays still for a minute before nodding slightly to Ray.
Ray moves back and forth slowly, letting Joel adjust.
Joel moans, digging his fingers into Ray’s shoulders.
Ray stops moving and moves his hands to Joel’s hips, moving him up and down on his lap.
Joel moans again and starts to move on his own.
Ray presses soft kisses to Joels chest.
Joel threads his fingers into Ray’s hair.
Ray moans, pulling Joel’s cock into his hand and pumping it.
Joel sighs softly and pulls Ray into a kiss.
Ray kisses back enthusiastically, moving his hand faster.
“Fuck, Ray...” Joel murmurs against his lips.
“Move faster.”
“Yeah, well I’m old. Go easy on me.” Joel huffs.
“Never. Faster.” Ray says pumping Joel’s cock even faster.
Joel groans and moves a little faster. “Asshole.”
Ray bucks his hips roughly into Joel.
Joel’s head falls back and his hands tighten in Ray’s hair.
Ray bucks again, and again with Joel. Still moving his hand against the older mans shaft.
Joel continues for a few more moments before slowing when he comes, moaning Ray’s name.
Ray smirks, bucking into Joel a while longer before biting his shoulder to keep from crying out.
Joel shudders and stays in Ray’s lap for a moment before sliding off and laying on the bed next to Ray.
“Merry Christmas!” Ray says, trying to catch his breath.
Joel chuckles and pulls Ray close. “Merry Christmas.”
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Joel ran his hand through his hair, looking at the sign of the store. He had been out nearly all day asking about his most recent missing persons case and this one was proving a tad trickier. He sighed and pushed open the door, scanning the place for an employee.
Ray’s in the backroom when he hears the bell go off, informing him of a new customer. He makes his way back to the front. “Hey, can I help you find something?” He asks smiling.
Joel gives him a tired smile and fishes out his badge, showing it to Ray. “Can I ask a few questions?”
Ray raises his eyebrows. “Yes, of course Detective. How can I help you?”
Joel puts his badge back and pulls a small picture out, handing it to Ray. “Have you seen this kid before?”
Ray nods. “Yeah that’s Tyler Jennings. He used to come in every now and then. But he’s been here almost everyday the last two weeks. He’s a good kid, why? Did something happen to him?” Ray asks, getting worried about his friend.
“Was he acting weird? Or talking about anyone new in his life?” Joel continues on, pointedly ignoring Ray’s question.
“Not too weird. Things were never good at home though. His mom was an alcoholic and his dad beat him.”
Joel nods. “When was the last time he was in? And what did he do?”
“He returned a shitty game, then left. Didn’t talk too much.” Ray furrows his brow. “Is he alright?”
Joel thinks for a moment. He knew exactly what had happened to the kid and it wasn’t going to be a fun thing to explain to the kid’s parents. He gave Ray another smile. “He’ll be fine. Thank you for the help.”
Ray grins, glad his friend is okay. “So is there anything else I can interest you in?” He says, turning on the charm.
Joel rubs the back of his neck. “Uhh... No I... Uh just needed to ask some questions.”
Ray grins at the detective, amused by how flustered he was. “You sure about that?” He asks, biting on his lip lightly.
Joel swallows and looks away. “Yes, I’m sure.”
“Alright, well have a great day. Detective.” Ray says enunciating each syllable.
Joel flushes and mumbles a quiet ‘you too’ before turning to leave.
Ray grins, watching the man leave. “He’ll be back.” He says to himself under his breath.
--
A few days later Joel finds himself back inside the Gamestop, this time when he was off work.
“Hello again Detective.” Ray says as the cute detective from the other day walks in. “Can I do anything for you?” Ray asks, smiling sweetly.
“Oh, uhh... No. Just um lookin.”
Ray smirks. “I bet. Well let me know when you’re ready for me.” Ray says ducking behind the till.
Joel’s cheeks turn red and he busies himself at the far end of the store, idly looking through the various titles.
Ray watches as Joel peruses the aisles. Reading the backs of several games before finally picking one.
Joel picks his game and takes it up to Ray, setting it on the counter.
Ray looks down at the game and back up at the detective. “Iron Man? Really?” Ray says, chuckling at him.
Joel frowns. “What’s wrong with Iron Man?”
“That game is terrible. You sure you wanna get that?” Ray says smirking. “I could help you pick something better.”
Joel pouts. “I am perfectly capable of picking out a game...” Joel frowns, realizing he didn’t actually know Ray’s name. He squints at the tag pinned to his shirt. “Ray.” He finishes, smirking.
“Sure you are Detective...?”
“Heyman.” Joel finished for him.
“Well, Detective Heyman... this game sucks.” Ray says shaking his head. “I’ll see you when you realize that yourself.” Ray says taking Detective Heyman’s money before handing him his receipt. “You have 14 days to return or exchange it.”
Joel huffs. “Well that’s not going to happen. Because it’s not a bad game.”
Ray smirks. “If you say so. But I say it will, and I’ll see you soon.”
Joel rolls his eyes and turns around. “Can’t be that bad.” He muttered.
“Bye Detective!” Ray says happily. Knowing that he’d see him again.
--
A week later Joel stood outside the Gamestop once again. He frowned, hoping that Ray wasn’t working today. He sighed and went in, looking around.
Ray had been reorganizing a shelf when he heard the bell. He turned around to see his favorite detective. “Hey, guessing it was as bad as I said it would be.”
Joel sets the game on the counter and crosses his arms, refusing to acknowledge that Ray had been right.
“I’ll be nice if you just admit it.”
Joel shakes his head.
“You’d really rather me tease you than just admit you hate the game?”
“Just let me exchange the dumb thing.” Joel mutters.
Ray smiles at him before faking professionalism. “Of course sir, was there something wrong with the game?”
Joel glares at him. “No. I just want a different game.”
Ray laughs. “Sure thing Detective, can I help you find one this time?”
“No. I will be just fine.” Joel turns and starts to wander around the store.
When Joel returns with another crappy game, Ray shakes his head. “No. I’m sorry but I can’t let you leave with terrible games twice. Wait here.” Ray puts the game away before pulling Deadpool off the shelf. “This is what I’m playing right now. It’s great.”
Joel purses his lips and studies the back of the game. “I guess it could be good.”
“But it’s actually kind of complicated, and hard to learn to play. But I’d be more than happy to show you how to play.”
Joel frowns. “It can’t really be all that hard?”
“It is. But worth it once you’ve eventually figured it out.” Ray says, trying to make it sound harder than it was to get some time with the Detective.
Joel stares at the game for another minute before setting it down. “Well, I guess a little help never hurt.” He said slowly.
“Great! I get off at 9. See you then!” Ray says, quickly exchanging the games.
Joel chuckled and took the game. “Alright. I’ll see you then.”
The day dragged on slowly with something for Ray to look forward to. Finally it was 9 and he closed up quickly, switching into his normal clothes. He could see Joel outside, he looked unclear as to whether he should go in or not.
Joel decided to stay outside and just wait for Ray to come out.
Ray finally left, locking up behind himself. “Hello Detective Heyman! How are you this evening?”
Joel smiled. “I’m just fine. And you can call me Joel if you want.”
“Joel. Nice name.” Ray says grinning.
Joel snorts. “Sure it is.”
“It is. So where are we going?”
“Uhh.... My place I guess?”
“Sounds like a plan.” Ray gets into Joel’s car and they get to his apartment. Joel sets up the Xbox, Ray plopping himself down on the sofa.
Joel joins Ray on the couch, letting the game start up. “So what’re the controls?”
“Right trigger to fire, left to aim. Right button to throw gadget, left to reload or interact. Y, heavy attack, x is light. B to counter, A to jump. Right switch to look. Down on the d pad is to switch gadget, left to switch melee, right is switch ranged, and select to upgrade menu.”
Joel looks at the controller then back to Ray. “That doesn’t seem that hard....”
Ray blushes and looks down.
Joel grins and turns back to the game, starting to play.
Twenty minutes into the game Ray turns to Joel. “Good game, right?”
Joel shrugs one shoulder and smiles. “I suppose it’s okay.”
“Just okay? C’mon, this is the Holy Grail compared to that Iron Man game.”
“I wouldn’t go that far.” Joel laughed.
Ray smirks. “How far would you go?”
Joel glances at Ray. “I dunno. Is that important?”
“Nah, just a good thing to know.”
“Oh?” Joel raises an eyebrow. “Why do you say that?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know.”
“I would. Hence why I asked.”
“Well you obviously think it sucked enough to return it.” Ray says backtracking a bit.
“I never said that.”
“Fair enough. What did you think of the game then?”
Joel shrugs. “You know.”
“Oh come on.”
Joel grins. “What?”
“What did you think of the game?”
Joel shrugs, still grinning.
“Please tell me.” Ray says slowly.
“Is it really that important for you to know?”
“Absolutely.”
“Why’s it so important?”
“Because if you liked the game then why would you be back?”
“Maybe I knew I wouldn’t play it again. Why would I keep something that I’m not going to use?”
“Alright. If you say so.”
Joel laughs.
Ray rolls his eyes, looking away.
“What?”
“Play your game.”
“I am. Why’d you roll your eyes?”
“Cause I don’t buy it.”
“Buy what?”
“Nevermind. Just play your games.”
“No.” Joel pauses the game and sets the controller down. “Buy what?”
“That you came back because you didn’t think you’d play it again.”
Joel laughs. “In all honesty? I really wasn’t going to play that game again. Though the game may not have been my only motivation to go in.”
Ray grins. “Alright. Now play your game.”
Joel grins too, turning back to the game.
Ray looks at Joel for a minute, trying to make up his mind. “Hey, do you have any soda or anything?”
Joel nods, setting the controller back down and going to the kitchen. “What do you want?”
Ray gets up, following him. “Do you have Coke?”
“Yup.” Joel opens the fridge, pulling out 2 cans of Coke and handing one to Ray.
Ray takes one, cracking it open and taking a sip. “Thanks.” Ray takes a slow breath and leans forward quickly, pressing his lips against Joel’s.
Joel freezes, surprised.
“Sorry, bad idea.”
Joel chuckles. “Not that. But you do know I’m easily twice your age right?”
“Yes, and?”
“And you still wanna kiss me?”
Ray grins. “Yeah, I do. Long as you kiss me back.”
Joel shakes his head. “You’re making a mistake.”
“Are you not going to kiss me back?”
“I never said that.”
Ray grins wider, leaning forwards and kissing him again.
Joel kisses back, setting his coke on the counter and wrapping his arms around Ray.
Ray puts his drink down too, pushing Joel up against the counter.
“I still say you’re making a mistake.” Joel murmurs.
“Yeah, well you pick crappy games. So I don’t trust your judgement.”
“I don’t trust it much either.” Joel pulls Ray into another kiss.
Ray smiled into the kiss, biting Joel’s lip and slipping his tongue inside.
Joel turns them, pressing Ray against the counter now and grinds his hips slightly.
Ray moans softly, pushing his groin into Joel's.
Joel slips his hands under Ray’s shirt and slides them slowly up his back.
Ray raises his arms for Joel to slip off his shirt.
Joel tugs it off and tosses it on the counter. He runs his hands down Ray’s sides.
Ray giggles when Joel's hands pass over a ticklish spot. Ray pulls the Detectives shirt off too.
Joel kisses down Ray’s neck. “Still making a mistake, you know.” He murmurs before biting gently.
"We don't trust your judgement remember?" Ray murmurs back before kissing Joel's neck.
“Yeah, yeah. I know.”
Ray kisses Joel roughly pushing against him with his hard shaft, asking a silent question.
Joel groans and steps away, taking Ray’s hand. He leads him into the bedroom.
They get to the bedroom and Ray kisses Joel's neck as he unbuttons the other man's pants.
Joel shudders, reaching down to unbutton Ray’s pants.
"So this is a thing that is happening." Ray says taking off his boxers.
“Really? That’s what you want to say right now?” Joel asks.
"Well Detective, I was going to say how much I'd like to see you in nothing but a trenchcoat... but that came out instead."
“Cause that’s much better.” Joel rolls his eyes.
“Yeah, I’m lame. I know.”
“Lame isn’t the word I’d use. Besides, what makes you think I own a trench coat?”
“You’re a Detective. Isn’t that kind of a requirement? Along with a fedora?”
Joel rolls his eyes. “When was the last time you saw a detective in a trench coat? I wear a suit.”
“I know. I’ve seen you in it.” Ray says, grinning at the memory.
“I know you have. Kinda how we met.”
“I remember. How’d your case end up?”
Joel chewed his lip for a moment. “It ended well enough.”
“Good to hear, hopefully he starts coming back soon. He was my best customer.” Ray says kissing Joel again.
Joel kisses back, pushing him back onto the bed.
Ray falls into the bed, which is insanely comfortable and pulls Joel on top of him.
Joel grabs Ray’s hips, pulling them to his.
Ray tugs at Joel’s boxers, flicking his eyebrows up.
Joel chuckles and pulls his boxers down, kicking them the rest of the way off. “You can easily use words too you know.”
“Alright.” Ray says biting his lip. “Here are some words, fuck me.”
Joel smirks and reaches over, pulling out lube and a condom. “I suppose I can do something like that.” He says slowly, coating a few fingers.
Ray grins, moving onto Joel’s lap.
“Can I help you?”
“Well yes Detective, you can.” Ray says smirking.
“Oh? And how can I do that?”
“I think you know how.” He says, grinding on top of Joel.
Joel groans and slides a finger slowly into Ray. “You mean like this?”
“Close, try again.”
Joel raises an eyebrow slightly before sliding another finger in and beginning to move them in and out.
Ray breathes in sharply. “Try again.” He says breathily.
“Well why don’t you give me a hand in helping you out?” Joel grins.
Ray rolls his eyes and grabs hold of Joel’s cock. Teasing Joel with his slow movements.
Joel moans, head falling back and bucking his hips slightly.
Ray grins and stops. "Fuck me." He says again.
Joel pulls his fingers out and grabs the condom. He opens it, rolls it on, and applies more lube before positioning Ray and pushing in.
Ray groans gruffly, holding his breath until Joel is all the way inside him before finally letting it out.
“You okay?”
"Hell yes!"
Joel chuckles. “I was just checking.”
"How bout you?"
“I’m great.”
"Why don't we change that to fantastic? Move." Ray commands.
Joel smirks, starting to move slightly. “Awfully demanding.”
Ray kisses Joel, matching his pace before quickening it. Riding Joel roughly.
Joel digs his nails into Ray’s back. “Fuck...”
"That's what I'm doing." Ray says.
Joel groans. “Yeah... I noticed...” He pants.
Ray quickens his pace, going in circles occasionally.
Joel pulls ray into a sloppy kiss.
Ray kisses back passionately.
Joel runs his hands up Ray’s back then slowly drags his nails back down.
Ray moans, slowing down. He stops kissing Joel and takes the man's hands off him and holds them down. Watching the Detective as he moves on top of him.
Joel squirms and tries to get his hands back.
Ray holds Joel's hands tightly, quickening his pace again. Still watching Joel.
Joel moans and looks up at Ray.
Rays grins at Joel, going faster still.
Joel closes his eyes. "Jesus fuck Ray..." He breathes.
Ray moans as he rides Joel harder, getting close.
Joel bites his lip and tightens his grip on Ray's hands.
Ray finally comes and keeps moving for Joel.
Joel lets out a strangled moan as he comes.
Ray gets off of Joel, collapsing onto the bed.
Joel pulls the condom off and throws it away before flopping back onto the bed.
Ray looks over at Joel. "Do you have coffee?"
Joel laughs. “Of course I have coffee. Why wouldn’t I?”
"Good point. I'm gonna make some. Do you want any?"
Joel shrugs. “Yeah sure.”
Ray gets up, pulling his boxers on and making his way to the kitchen.
Joel stays in bed for another moment before getting up and putting on his boxers and wondering out to the living room, watching Ray in the kitchen.
Ray finishes the coffee, handing a cup to Joel and taking one himself.
Joel takes it and takes a long sip. “So...”
"Yeah?" Ray asks.
“You wanna get dinner sometime or something?”
"I'd really like that. We did this kind of backwards didn't we?" Ray says grinning.
Joel laughs and rubs the back of his neck. “Yeah, maybe a little.”
Summary: Ray is having nightmares and Joel withholds sex when he won't tell him.
Rating: R- Blowjobs and intercourse
WC: 4,031
Notes: Just a reminder that you guys are more than welcome to request things and we will be more than happy to try to do it.
“You okay? You got pretty burnt on the beach yesterday. Do you want to go to bed and I can just rub some aloe on you. I’ll do all the unpacking and you can just sleep.”
Joel shakes his head. “No, I have some things that I need to do first.”
“What could you possibly need to get done 5 minutes after coming home?” Ray asks shaking his head.
“We’ve been gone for a while. And I have a lot of work that I do, you know.”
“I think it can wait one day Joel.”
“It’s not that much. I just need to check and make sure some stuff got done.”
“You have twenty minutes before I expect your cute butt in bed.”
Joel glowers. “That hardly seems fair.”
Ray rolls his eyes. “It’s plenty fair. Don’t complain or I’ll make it ten!”
Joel huffs. “Fine. 20 it is.” He turns and goes to the living room, turning on his laptop.
Ray grins, starting to unpack one of their bags. Throwing all the colors into the washing machine.
Joel goes through his email, checking and replying to ones that needed his attention. He eventually drifted from emails to stock sites.
20 minutes passed and Joel still wasn’t back. So Ray went to the living room and wrapped his arms around Joel’s chest. “Babe, come to bed.” He whispered in Joel’s ear.
“In a minute.” Joel mumbles.
“Now Joel.”
“I’m doing something.”
“Well how about you do something else now?”
“Like what?” Joel asks, still not looking away from the computer.
“Like your husband.”
Joel stops and looks at Ray. “Seriously? After that honeymoon? Seriously?”
“Fine Donut. Go back to your stocks.” Ray says standing up again.
Joel glares at him. “We’re married and you still get it wrong?”
“I kid because I love you. Besides, you’re more like Caboose anyways. How could I possibly forget?”
“I am not like Caboose.” Joel pouts.
“You so are.”
“I am not. How am I anything like Caboose?”
Ray purses his lips, trying to hide his grin.
“That does not tell me anything, asshole.”
“You’re just a lot like him.”
“If I’m so much like him then give me one way we are. And if you say we sound the same you can sleep on the couch.”
“Of course you sound the same. You voice him. I meant... y’know.... Sometimes you’re just very... Caboosey.”
“So dumb?”
“Not dumb. Just... I don’t know.”
“Uh huh. If you don’t know then why’d you say I’m like him?”
Ray thinks, not wanting to offend Joel and end up sleeping on the couch for the next week. “Fine, I take it back.”
Joel chuckles. “Sure you do. At least you don’t think I’m like Donut. We’d have some real problems then.”
“Why would that be a problem?”
“Do you think I’m similar to Donut?”
“Nah. Not at all.”
Joel nods and finally sets his computer down. “Better not think that.”
“I don't. Come to bed. We don’t have to have sex, we can just cuddle if you want.”
“Good. Cause you weren’t getting sex anyway.”
“Why not?”
“Because you’ve had enough recently. You can go one night without. I’m old. Take pity on me.”
Ray shrugs. “Alright, let’s go cuddle.”
Joel takes Ray’s hand, pulling him to the bedroom.
Ray climbs into their bed, waiting for Joel to undress.
Joel undresses quickly and climbs in, pulling Ray close.
“Good night Joel, I love you.” Ray says kissing Joel on the cheek.
Joel smiles and gives Ray a quick peck on the lips. “Night, Ray. I love you too.”
Ray falls asleep quickly, falling into a deep and terrifying sleep.
Joel awakes a few hours later, feeling Ray moving next to him. He looks at him and sees Ray’s face is contorted and he shakes him gently.
Ray thrashes about in his sleep.
Joel shakes him harder. “Ray, wake up.”
Ray wakes up to Joel’s shakes screaming and crying.
Joel pulls him against his chest. “Jesus, Ray. Are you okay?”
Ray continues to cry, clutching Joel tightly.
Joel rubs his back. “It’s okay Ray. Everything’s fine. I’m right here.”
“Joel.” Ray says in between sobs.
“I’m here, Ray.”
“Joel.” He says again.
“It’s okay.” Joel kisses the top of Ray’s head. “It’s okay.”
Ray shakes his head.
“What happened?”
“Crash.” Ray says shaking his head.
Joel hugs him tighter. “It was just a dream. Everything’s gonna be okay.”
“It wasn’t though.”
Joel chews his lip for a moment. “It’s over though. Everything will be fine.”
“No, it’s not. It’s always going to be this horrible thing lingering over me. Over us.”
“Not if we don’t let it. You know he wouldn’t want you to be upset or blame yourself.”
“I do though. He tried to warn me. I should have made sure his seatbelt was on properly.”
“Ray. We’ve talked about this. You promised you wouldn’t blame yourself anymore. There was nothing you could’ve done to change what happened.”
“I know, I’m sorry.”
Joel puts his hands on Ray’s face, forcing him to look up. “Don’t blame yourself.”
“I’ll try.”
Joel pulls him close and presses his lips to Ray’s.
Ray kisses Joel back roughly.
Joel pulls away slightly, lips still brushing Ray’s. “It’ll all be okay. I promise.”
“Okay.” Ray says before kissing Joel again. Biting his lip and tugging.
Joel groans. “Ray..”
Ray trails kisses down Joel’s neck and then his stomach. Stopping at his groin.
Joel shivers. “We should go to sleep, Ray.” He says quietly.
Ray pulls down Joel’s boxers to reveal Joel’s cock. He pumps it a few times before taking it into his mouth, bobbing his head up and down.
Joel bites his lip, one hand grabbing Ray’s hair. “Jesus, Ray...”
Ray grazes his teeth along the length of Joel’s shaft, licking the slit before quickening his pace.
Joel hisses and bucks his hips. “Christ, Ray.... What the fuck...”
Ray goes faster sucking and nibbling.
Joel moans, holding Ray’s hair tighter.
Ray digs his nails into Joel’s thighs.
Joel moans, other hand tangling in Ray’s hair. “Ray...” He says in a warning tone.
Ray takes the warning as encouragement and moves roughly against Joels hard cock.
Joel lets out a strangled ‘fuck’, forcing more of himself into Ray’s mouth as he comes.
Ray swallows Joel’s seed before sitting back up, wiping any excess off with the back of his hand.
Joel looks at him, breathing heavy. “Wanna tell me what that was about?”
Ray shrugs, laying back down and cuddling into Joel.
Joel fixes his boxers and turns to Ray. “What’s wrong? Don’t start bottling it up again.”
“It’s nothing. I just wanted to... y’know...”
“Blow me out of nowhere?” Joel prompts.
“I guess it was a bit random, wasn’t it?” Ray asks looking sheepish.
“Yeah, just a bit.” Joel says sarcastically.
“What do you want to do tomorrow? Technically we still have one more day booked off from work.”
“Don’t change the subject. What was that about?”
“What? A guy can’t give his husband a blow job after waking up in hysterics after a nightmare?”
“Not without a reason for it.”
“I love you.”
“I love you too. But that’s still not a reason.”
“I just wanted you to feel me around you for a minute. I wanted to feel you around me, but I figured that wasn’t going to happen at the moment.”
Joel sighs and wraps his arms around Ray. “That’s still not really a reason. But I guess that’s the best I’m gonna get out of you tonight, huh?”
“Pretty much, yeah.”
Joel sighs again. “Well we’re talking about this in the morning. Whether you like it or not.”
“We’ll see about that.”
“No, there’s no arguing this point. It’s happening. Now go to sleep.”
“I don’t think I can.”
Joel lays there for a minute before getting out of bed, pulling Ray with him. He leads him to the living room, turning the Xbox on as he goes. He sits and cuddles Ray on the couch, pushing the controller into Ray’s hands.
Ray looks at the controller in his hands, and then at Joel in confusion.
Joel leans his head against Ray. “You can’t sleep. So play something.”
“But then you won't be able to sleep either.”
Joel shrugs. “I’ll be fine.”
Ray turns on Deadpool while Joel watches through half closed eyes.
Joel starts to drift off and blinks his eyes hard only to start to drift off again.
Ray reaches over and pulls a blanket over Joel, before continuing his game.
Joel snuggles closer to Ray.
Ray presses a kiss to Joel’s forehead, muting the television and letting the older man get some sleep.
Joel awake a few hours later. He looks over to see Ray asleep, controller still in hand. He smiles at the sight and takes the controller gently from him, covering him in the blanket before getting up and going to the kitchen.
Ray wakes up, confused as to where Joel was. “Joel?” He shouts into the house.
Joel comes and stands in the doorway, coffee cup in hand. “What’s up, Ray?”
“Can I have one of those?” He says, gesturing towards the cup.
Joel chuckles and walks over, handing Ray the mug.
“Thanks.”
Joel smiles. “Anytime.” He turns around and heads back to the kitchen, returning with another mug.
“Did you get enough sleep?”
Joel nods. “I got plenty. Did you though?”
“Not really.”
Joel sits down next to Ray and takes a sip of his coffee. “So, gonna tell me what’s wrong? Or are we going to have to do this the hard way?”
“Depends. What would the hard way be?”
“It involves no sex and a very long time frame.”
“As long as it means I don’t have to tell you. I’m going to go with the hard way.”
Joel shrugs. “Then I guess no sex till you tell me.”
“Alright.”
--
Joel sat on the couch, staring intently at his computer screen. He chewed his lip and drummed his fingers idly on the arm of the couch.
Ray walks in in his booty shorts. “Gonna go mow the lawn!” He says to Joel.
Joel grunts something, not looking up from the screen.
Ray mows the lawn and trims the hedges for Joel, deciding to weed the garden while he was outside. It had been a week and Ray was getting frustrated. He went back inside making a pitcher of lemonade.
Joel hears Ray come back in and sets his laptop on the coffee table. He rubs his eyes for a moment before getting up and walking to the kitchen.
“Hey Joel, want some lemonade?” He asks.
Joel nods before finally looking at Ray. He squints. “Really?”
“No judging! It’s hot out!” Ray pours an extra glass and hands it to Joel, kissing him on the cheek before going to the living room and flopping onto the couch.
“What, and your normal shorts wouldn’t work just as well?” Joel asks, following and sitting in an armchair, pulling his computer back into his lap.
“No, they wouldn’t. Besides, I like how stereotypically gay they are.”
Joel rolls his eyes. “Whatever you say, Ray.”
“I’m gonna go take a nap. Do we have any plans this evening?”
“Uhh...” Joel thinks for a moment. “No not that I can think of. Why?”
“I just couldn’t remember when we are going out with Michael and Lindsay.”
Joel thinks again. “Uh, I don’t remember. Text them?”
“You’re the organized one, don't you have a calendar somewhere?”
Joel makes a face and pulls out his phone, flipping through his calendar. “Huh, I guess it is tonight.”
“Alright, wake me up in an hour?”
Joel nods. “Sure thing.”
Ray goes to bed and falls asleep.
Joel continues working on his computer for an hour before going and waking Ray up.
“Want to cuddle for ten minutes?”
Joel smirks. “We can. But nothing’s going to happen. You know that right?”
“Of course I do. I haven’t even tried anything in a week.”
“Uh huh.” Joel sets an alarm on his phone and crawls into bed next to Ray, pulling him close.
Ray snuggles into Joel, kissing the mans chest before closing his eyes again.
Joel wraps his arms around Ray, starting to doze off.
Ray falls asleep with Joel, wishing for Joel to break and give him sex.
Joel hears his alarm ringing and paws around in his pocket to shut it off. He nudges Ray. “Time to get up.”
“Five more minutes babe.”
“It’s already been 10. Come on.”
"So what's 5 more? We don't even have to be there for another hour."
Joel nudges him again. “Get up. Otherwise we’re gonna be late.”
“Fine!” Ray says getting up and throwing on some clothes.
Joel rolls his eyes. “Don’t get mad. You’re the one who agreed to go out tonight.”
"I'm not mad. I just wanted to cuddle with you a bit."
“We can cuddle all night when we get home.”
Ray rolls his eyes and shrugs, grabs his wallet and follows Joel out the door.
Joel gives him a quick kiss before getting into the car and driving to the restaurant.
Lindsay and Michael are already waiting for them when they get there. "Hey guys." Rays says in greeting.
Joel smiles at them and they all go to sit down and Joel orders a beer.
Ray grins at Joel before ordering one himself..
Joel gives him a confused look. “You never drink.”
"Yeah well a week without you is enough to make me."
Michael makes a face. “Um, ew guys. Tmi.”
"Oh shut up Michael. You've heard more than that about our sex life." Ray says taking a long swig of his beer.
“Yeah, I didn’t want to hear any of that stuff either.” Michael snorts.
"Sure you didn't." Ray said with a wink. Finishing his beer and going to get another.
Michael fakes gagging and Lindsay and Joel both laugh.
Ray returns with another beer and sits down, smiling at Joel.
Joel shakes his head, smiling before turning back to Lindsay and Michael and chatting.
“So what’s new with you guys?” Ray asks Lindsay.
Lindsay shrugs. “You know, married life and work. Same old, same old. How was the honeymoon?” She winks.
Ray laughs. “I don’t think you want to know the details.”
Lindsay laughs. “There’s no way you were there the whole time and never left the hotel. You had to have done something else.”
“We went to the beach.”
“So you went to a new country and managed to see the inside of a hotel room and a beach?”
“We did some sightseeing.”
“Yeah? See anything good?”
“I’ll let Joel answer that.”
Joel thought for a moment. “Well, we went and saw a bunch of the cathedrals. Those were absolutely amazing and stunning.”
“Yeah, pretty churches.”
Joel rolls his eyes. “You can pretend you hated it all you want, but I saw your face light up every time we went inside one.”
“I never said I hated them. I’m just saying they were pretty churches.”
“We also did some hiking and just general wandering around and exploring.”
“Yeah, hiking, exploring. We even had to invest in ropes.”
Joel’s cheeks turn pink and he busies himself with downing his beer.
Michael looks at Joels red face and back to Ray who looks a little smug and raises his eyebrows. “Do I even want to ask?”
“Probably best not to.” Joel mutters.
Ray laughs, winking at Joel. Before ordering another round of beers.
Joel glares at him.
“What?”
“You know what.”
“Not a clue.”
Joel wraps an arm around Ray’s waist, hand rubbing small circles on his hip. He turns back to Lindsay and Michael, chatting about what had been happening at work while they’d been gone.
Ray scoots as close as he can to Joel. Drinking more as the waitress keeps returning with more beer.
Joel slides his hand under Ray’s shirt, running his fingers and nails lightly across his skin.
“That is not playing fair.” Ray whispers to Joel.
Joel gives him a small smile, but otherwise doesn’t acknowledge what Ray said.
“Joel, stop it.”
Joel grins and keeps going.
“Joel. I said stop.”
Joel stops for a few moments before starting back up.
Ray leans over closer to Joel’s ear. “If you aren’t going to follow through, then stop it Joel.” Ray says with a glare, before turning back to Lindsay and Michael.
“I’m plenty willing to follow through. It’s all up to you if I do though.” Joel whispers in his ear.
“I haven’t gone this long just to tell you now. So no, now stop it or I’ll tell them about our evening with the ropes in explicit detail.”
Joel snorts. “Like they’d stay and willingly listen to that to begin with.”
“I don’t know, it’s a pretty interesting story. Joel, I’m seriously not going to tell you.”
“I dunno. That would involve telling them your little secret. And you seemed pretty hell bent on no one knowing.”
“Fine, I won't tell them. Just stop being a dick.”
“Then stop being a pain.”
“How am I being a pain?”
Michael clears his throat. “Sorry to interrupt you two, but secret you say?” He grins.
“No, no secret.” Ray says shooting Joel a look.
Michael narrows his eyes. “Sound awfully defensive there Ray.”
“It’s nothing.”
“Oh that’s so-” Joel cuts Michael off.
“Ray didn’t want anyone to know, but I can speak German. That’s the big secret.”
Ray looks at Joel in surprise, giving him a smile in thanks.
“No fuckin’ way.” Michael beams. “Say something in German then.”
“Jemand schuldet mir große Zeit dafür.”
“Woah. What does that mean?” Lindsay asks.
“It means ‘this is me saying something’.” Joel grins.
Rays laughs, reaching over and squeezing Joel’s hand.
Joel squeezes back.
“That’s really cool.” Michael smiles. “I bet the guys will love this.”
“Maybe we should keep this between just us.” Ray suggests, looking to Lindsay for backup.
Michael pouts. “Oh, come on. It’d be fun for the others to know too.”
“Ray’s right, they’d bug him relentlessly. It’s better if it’s just you bugging him.” Lindsay says.
Michael crosses his arms and grumbles. “It is not better that way.”
“And why not?”
“Because I can’t pester him when the others are around. Cause then they’d know too. It’s easier if they know then we all can pester.”
“Would it be easier for you if they could pester both of us?” Ray whispers to Joel.
Joel shrugs. “You don’t have too. I’m use to pestering.”
“You sure?”
Joel nods. “It’s fine.”
“Okay.”
Joel turns back to Michael. “You’re free to tell them if you wish. I don’t really care.”
Michael grins. “Good, cause I’m gonna tell them.”
Joel chuckles. “I assumed as much.”
“It’s getting late. We should get going.”
Joel nods. “Alright. We’ll see you guys at work then.” He smiles and stands.
Ray stands and follows his husband to the car.
“You know I lied about what I said in German, right?” Joel asks, getting into the car.
“No. I just figured you were being a bum. What did you actually day?”
Joel grinned. “I said someone owes me big time.”
“And how will I be owing you?”
Joel shrugs. “I’m sure something will come up.”
“Such as?”
Joel shrugs again and starts driving.
They get back to the house and Tex meows happily at them.
Joel grins at her and bends down to scratch her head before heading to the living room to sit down.
Ray sits down next to Joel on the couch, smiling up at him.
“What?” Joel asks, wrapping an arm around Ray.
“I miss you.”
“Oh? And how do you miss me? I haven’t left.” Joel smirks.
“You know exactly how I miss you.”
Joel shakes his head, still smirking. “No, I don’t think I do. Why don’t you tell me.”
“You suck. I miss having sex with you you donut!”
Joel runs a hand up Ray’s side. “Oh, that’s what you meant? I miss that too.”
Ray leans forward and gives Joel a soft and quick kiss.
Joel slips his hand under Ray’s shirt and runs his nails across Ray’s back.
“Joel, don’t.”
Joel does it again. “Don’t what?”
“Stop with the touching, it’s been a week and you have no idea what that’s doing to me.” Ray says shivering.
“Oh no. I think I can see exactly what it’s doing.” Joel grins, doing it a third time.
Ray moves and kisses Joel fiercely, refusing to let up.
Joel kisses back for a moment before pushing Ray away slightly. “It’s not gonna happen.”
“Then I’m gonna go.” Ray says grabbing the keys.
Joel frowns. "Where are you going?"
“Somewhere that you aren’t.” Ray says softly, turning and walking back out the door.
Joel follows after a minute. "Is it really that fucking bad, Ray?"
“Yeah, it is.”
"How? How can something be so fucking bad that you can't even talk to me Ray?!" Joel grabs Ray's shoulder roughly.
“It just is Joel.”
"How? What, do you think it'll change how I feel about you or something?"
“In my nightmares, you die too. Not just Cray, and then I’m alone.”
Joel stands there, some of his anger leaving him. "Why didnt you tell me before?" He asks, sounding more hurt than angry now.
“I couldn’t put that on you too.” Ray says cupping Joel’s face.
Joel puts his forehead against Ray's. "We're married Ray. You're problems are mine too."
“But I know you’re already worried about me enough without this adding to it.”
"So me worrying about what's wrong is better?"
“Well what did you think it was? Was it worse or better?”
Joel chuckles nervously. "Lets not get into that."
“Joel. What were you thinking it was?”
Joel sighs. "You're just gonna get mad."
“Try me.”
Joel sighs again and mutters a response.
“What was that?”
"I thought... Maybe you were rethinking this or something..." Joel mutters.
“Seriously?”
Joel looks away.
Ray wraps his arms around Joel. “That could never happen.”
"Yeah well you saying you were content to go without sex didnt really help ease my mind."
“I just really didn’t want to tell you. But now that I have, I’ve been going insane so can we go upstairs and go at it like rabbits?”
"God yes."
Ray grabs Joel’s hand and pulls him back inside, locking the front door. “Here or bed?”
Joel pushes Ray back against the door. "Too far." He mutters before kissing Ray.
Ray kisses him back, pressing his groin against Joel’s.
Joel moans and pushes Ray's shirt up.
Ray unbuttons Joels pants, pulling them down.
Joel unbuttons Ray's shorts and turns him around, grinding against Ray's ass.
Ray groans. “Joel, please don’t delay.”
Joel grins. "Well how can I deny such a request?" He tugs Ray's pants down a little before he lines himself up and pushes in slowly.
“Jesus!” Ray shouts as he feels Joel’s cock push inside him.
Joel groans and stops. "You good?" He pants.
“M’great. Dont stop.”
Joel gives a breathy laugh. "Didnt plan on that." He says as he begins to move, slowly at first but quickly picking up speed.
“More!”
Joel groans, thrusting harder.
It doesn’t take long for Ray to come, shouting Joel’s name.
Joel follows soon after, leaning heavily on Ray. "Fuck I missed you."
“I missed you more.”
Joel laughs. “We’ll have to agree to disagree dear.”
“Don’t we always?”
“Fair point.”
“Well feel free to touch me now that I’ve finally gotten some.”
Joel laughs, finally stepping back and fixing his pants. “Good to know I guess.”
“I look forward to it.” Ray say kissing Joel lightly on the cheek before pulling his shorts back up.
Joel smiles. “Bet you do.” He says before going back to the living room and plopping down on the couch.
Ray lays down next to him, laying his head across Joel’s lap.
Joel ruffles Ray’s hair before picking up the remote and flipping through the channels.
“I’m sorry for not telling you.”
Joel gives him a small smile. “You told me now. That’s all that matters. Nothing to be sorry for.”
Rating: R- They fuck. With ropes. Also, language stuff.
WC: 9,857
Notes: This was a lot of fun to write
Joel and Ray had just gotten to the Airport for the flight, Joel refused to tell him where they were going and would only grin when Ray asked. Which he did constantly. “So want to tell me where we’re going now that we’re at the airport?” Ray asked.
Joel purses his lips thinking before grinning. “Nah. You’ll find out soon enough anyway.”
“But don’t you want to be the one to tell me? I’m sure it will be a lot more fun if you tell me, besides... it’s not like you can hide it from me until we land unless you give me ear plugs.”
“No. It’ll be just as much fun no matter how you find out. So I’m not going to tell you. And I wish there was a way to hide it till we landed but that’s not possible.”
Ray sighed, wanting to keep Joel happy. “If you go find me ear plugs, I will wear ear plugs and pretend I am deaf. Okay?” He offers.
Joel grins widely. “Really?! You’d do that?”
“You should know by now, I’d do anything for you.” Ray says nodding.
Joel bounces excitedly and gives Ray a tight hug. “You’re seriously the best. Ever.”
“What are you standing around here for? Go find some earplugs.”
Joel nods. “Yup! Be right back.” He grins and walks away quickly.
Ray watches Joel walk away, amused at his husband and his cute butt.
Joel comes back a few minutes later, grin still plastered on his face. He holds out a small bag to Ray. “You’re seriously the best ever. I love you.”
Ray grabs the ear plugs and rolls one between his thumb and middle finger before sliding it into his ear until only a tiny corner of it is sticking out, before doing the other the same way.
Joel grins wider and takes Ray’s hand, pulling him through the terminal to their gate.
Ray laughs and tries to remember signing he’d seen in shows.
Joel gives him a questioning look before pulling out his phone and typing something into it. He turns it around to show a note reading ‘We can just use phones, dumby. You’re pretending to be deaf not blind.’
Ray nods and pulls out his phones, opening the notes app and watching lips intensely as they get to the check in counter.
Joel bumps him and holds up his phone. ‘No cheating.’
Ray types back. ‘I would never!’
Joel chuckles and nods before leading Ray onto the plane. He stops a few rows in and moves so Ray can go in first.
Ray scoots into his seat and watches Joel sit down, admiring him.
Joel arches an eyebrow questioningly.
Ray wiggles his eyebrows at Joel suggestively.
Joel rolls his eyes and shakes his head.
Ray pouts before smiling and leaning over, planting a kiss on Joel’s cheek.
Joel chuckles and gives his a quick kiss on the lips.
Ray closes his eyes for takeoff, not overly fond of it. Waiting for Joel to let him know they were safely in the air.
Joel waits till the seatbelt light is off and squeezes Ray’s hand.
Ray opens his eyes again and looks at Joel, silently thanking him.
Joel smiles at him and squeezes his hand again.
Ray blinks a few times before nodding to the bathroom.
Joel gives him a flat look.
“Is that a no?” Ray mouths.
Joel rolls his eyes. “Can’t wait 4 hours?” He mouths back.
Ray pouts and holds up 2 fingers, signally 2 hours. Closing his eyes for a nap.
Joel watches him for a moment before pulling out a book and beginning to read.
Ray falls asleep within minutes, his head falling onto Joel’s shoulder.
Joel smiles and kisses the top of his head before turning back to his book.
Ray sleeps.
Joel continues to read, noting when 2 hours comes then passes.
Another hour passes before Ray wakes up and looks at his watch, then glares at Joel.
Joel gives him a sheepish grin and holds up his book. “Sorry, it got good.”
“I call bullshit, you ass.” Ray continues glaring.
Joel mocks offence. “That’s not nice.”
Ray pouts, looking away from Joel. “You’re not nice.”
Joel grins and leans against Ray. “Still love me though.”
“I might not.”
“Then I guess when we land we can just turn around and go back to Austin.”
“Oh shut up, you know I do. I’m just annoyed that you didn’t wake me.”
“I warned you about burning me out didn’t I?”
“I’m not burning you out! What are you talking about?”
Joel rolls his eyes. “You’ve had me going nearly nonstop since we got married. I can’t get a little break here?”
“You’ve had a break! We haven’t had sex since we woke up this morning! That was 8 hours ago!”
“If I promise that the second we get to the hotel we can go crazy and have as much sex as you want can I go back to my book?”
“But what about the mile high club? I wanted us to join...”
“There’s still a plane ride back home, Ray.”
“But that’s when the honeymoon is over! This is the honeymoon starting!” Ray pouts.
“Still will be the honeymoon.”
Ray shakes his head.
Joel sighs. “You’re gonna pout the whole trip if we don’t have sex on this plane won’t you?”
Ray nods, still pouting.
Joel stews for a moment before getting up and storming off to the bathrooms.
Ray waits a couple minutes before following.
Joel waits for Ray and pulls him in, kissing him roughly.
Ray reaches behind him, locking the door before letting himself get caught up in the kiss.
Joel pushes Ray against the wall, grinding against him.
Ray bites Joels neck, lightly sucking at it.
Joel groans and starts undoing Ray’s pants.
Ray bucks his hips into Joel a few times, laughing as Joel fumbles with his pants.
Joel glares at him. “If you’re going to be difficult, I’ll go back to my seat.”
Ray stops bucking and lets Joel unbutton his pants and pull them down.
“That’s what I thought.” Joel muttered. He sucked on his fingers and slide on slowly into Ray.
“Jesus!” Ray moans.
Joel grins, moving his finger slowly in and out.
Ray considers begging but decides to just enjoy this for now, letting Joel work his way up to sex.
Joel nudges Ray’s head to the side and kisses and nips down his neck. He slides a second finger in, keeping his pace slow.
Ray groans, trying to keep quiet so as not to alert the other passengers. Biting down hard on Joels neck to keep from crying out.
Joel chuckles and continues his teasing.
Not able to resist anymore he finally begs. “Fuck me Joel, please fuck me.”
“And if I don’t?”
“Then I will leave and go back to my seat.”
Joel adds a third finger, smirking. “You sure bout that answer?”
Ray groans and bites into Joel again, shaking his head. The rest of him shaking slightly from pleasure.
Joel grins. “Remind me again what it was that you wanted me to do.”
“Fuck me, please.”
Joel pulls his fingers out and takes a small step back back. “I suppose I can do something about that.”
“Please.” Ray says again.
Joel grins. “I could. But I need a little help.”
Ray pushes Joel back a bit and undoes his pants, squatting down. Roughly pulling him into his mouth.
Joel groans, putting a hand on Ray’s head.
Ray bobs his head back and forth, moving his hand with it and sucks hard, biting lightly occasionally.
“Fuck, Ray...”
Ray keeps going until Joel is hard, pulling away and waits for Joel to take him.
Joel pushes ray back against the wall, facing away, thrusting in in one quick motion.
Ray covers his mouth, muffling the yelp that would have escaped.
Joel starts to move, keeping his slow pace from earlier.
“Joel, I swear to god. If you don’t speed the fuck up, I will divorce you.” Ray breathes.
“You’re no fun.” Joel chuckles, picking up his pace.
“I’m plenty fun, you’re just mean.”
“Gotta keep it interesting though.”
“Geez, just shut up and fuck me. Hard.”
“So demanding.” Joel grins, starting to thrust harder.
“Always am.” Ray says moaning.
Joel bites his lip to keep quiet while pounding into Ray.
Ray pressing him hand harder against his mouth as he comes, trying to stay silent.
Joel’s hands tighten on Ray’s hips as he thrusts a few more times before coming.
“Do you want to leave first and I’ll clean up?” Ray offers.
Joel nods. “That works.” He adjusts his clothes and give Ray a quick and chaste kiss. “See you back at the seats.” He says before slipping out the door.
Ray cleans up quickly and leaves, getting a weird look from the guy waiting for the bathroom and several raised eyebrows on the way back to his seat.
Joel smiles as Ray sits back down, taking his hand. He looks up, listening to the captain talk over the speaker then turns back to Ray, motioning that he can take the earplugs out if he wants.
Ray does. “Talking is definitely easier than mouthing words.”
Joel laughs. “I bet it is.”
Ray leans forward and kisses Joel.
“Excited to see where we’re going?”
“You have no idea.”
Joel bounces a little. “I’m excited for you to find out.”
Ray grins and rolls his eyes, resting his head on Joel’s shoulder and falling back asleep.
Joel shakes Ray’s shoulder gently after they’ve landed. “Hey, Ray. We’re here.” He says softly.
Ray looks out the window. “Where the hell are we?”
Joel grins. “Not till we’re off the plane.”
“Joel!” Ray whines. “Please just tell me!”
Joel laughs. “When we’re off here. Be patient.”
“But the pilot is going to announce we’re here!”
Joel shook his head. “Nope. Woke you up after that.” He grinned.
Ray frowns, how much did he miss? “Babe, don’t you want to be the one to tell me?”
“I’m going too. Once we get off the plane.” Joel grins.
They grab their carry on bags and slowly make their way off the plane. “So, we’re off now.” Ray says the second they step off, looking at Joel expectantly.
Joel rolls his eyes. “I suppose we are.” He holds out his arms, grinning wide. “Welcome to Puerto Rico, Ray!”
“We’re honeymooning in Puerto Rico?” Ray asks eyes going wide and a smile dancing across his lips.
Joel nods. “Yup! we sure are.”
Ray bursts out laughing and pulls Joel into a hug that turns into a silly dance.
Joel laughs with him and gives him a quick kiss. “So was it worth the wait?”
Ray nods. “Absolutely!”
Joel grins. “Good. I’m glad you like it.”
Ray wraps his arms tightly around Joel. “You are the best.”
Joel hugs him back. “Yeah, I know I am.”
“Course you do!”
Joel winks. “Let’s head to the hotel.”
Ray grins, ready for more of Joel’s body.
Joel takes his hand, leading him through the airport. “Are we even going to actually leave the hotel?”
“I’m sure you’ll make us at some point. But not anytime tonight.”
Joel laughs. “Well I guess we’ll get to see some of the country and not just the inside of a hotel room.”
“Well first things first, we have to screw each other silly tonight.”
Joel laughs. “Yes, apparently.”
“You okay with that?”
Joel laughs. “I suppose. As long as you let me have proper breaks.”
“Sure, but nothing too long.”
Joel laughed. “At least I get something.”
“Only if you’re good.”
“Oh? Is that how this is working now?”
Ray grins devilishly and tilts his head, not saying anything of his plans.
Joel laughs. “Well I guess I’ll just have to wait.”
“Guess so!”
Joel chuckles and goes to pick up their luggage then heads out to find a cab.
Ray follows Joel around the airport.
Joel loads their stuff into a cab and holds the door open for Ray.
“Such a gentleman!”
“Won’t be for long though.” He winks, getting in behind Ray and giving the driver directions to the hotel.
They get to the hotel and Ray put on a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on the door before closing and locking the door. Waiting for once, for Joel to make the first move.
Joel sits down. “So what are these big plans you have?”
“My plans come tomorrow. Tonight is up to you.” Ray says, stroking Joel’s face.
“Is it now? And if I don’t want to do anything?”
“Well... I guess that’s up to you.” Ray sighs.
Joel rolls his eyes and pulls Ray into his lap. “You’re such a pain.”
Ray wraps his arms around Joel’s neck and grins. “And you love it.”
“Not all the time.”
Ray frowns.
“What?”
“Not all the time?”
“No. Sometimes it’s inconvenient.”
“Inconvenient?”
Joel sighs. “Forget about it. We’re suppose to be having fun.”
“We will. But first, what did you mean inconvenient?”
Joel sighs. “Come on. It’s not important.” He says, nuzzling Ray’s neck.
Ray nuzzles Joel back, deciding to drop the topic for now and enjoy his husband.
Joel kisses up Ray’s neck and along his jaw, ending with kissing his lips.
Ray hums as Joel kisses him. Glad for the contact.
Joel snakes his hands under Ray’s shirt and up his back, pulling him close.
“Joel. I love you!” Ray says smiling at his husband. “You are silly and odd and totally swerggy. You are sexy as hell and I’m sorry if I’m a bit demanding when it comes to sex, but I want you.”
Joel laughs. “That came out of nowhere. But I love you too, you goof.”
Ray smiles. “Sorry.”
Joel smiles back. “What are you sorry for?”
“For being a goof I guess?”
Joel shakes his head. “Don’t be sorry for that.”
Ray leans into Joel’s shoulder.
Joel hugs him tightly.
Ray hugs back, just as tightly.
“You okay?”
Ray nods. “Yeah, I’m fine. Just... emotions and stuff.”
“Oh? Like?”
“Like love, and want and stuff!”
Joel laughs. “That’s descriptive.”
“Well it’s as much as you’ll get right now.”
“Why can’t I know now?”
“Because we’ll do talking and stuff tomorrow. Tonight you get to live out whatever fantasy you want with me.”
Joel pouts a little.
“Got any fantasies?”
Joel thinks for a moment before shrugging. “No, not really I guess.”
“There’s nothing that you’ve wanted to do to me or wanting to try?”
Joel shrugs again. “Not really, I guess.”
“C’mon, there’s gotta be something.” Ray says poking Joel.
Joel laughs. “I don’t think so. Well... Nah, it’s not really a fantasy. No I got nothing.”
“For christ sake Joel. What the hell is it?”
“It’s not really a fantasy though. But like, just really rough sex? I guess that’s the best way to put it.”
“Like, subbing?”
“I guess so yeah.”
“Really? But you always top!”
“Top and dom are two different things though.”
“Well then, enlighten me as to what you want.”
“Uh... I guess just have total control.”
“Do you mean you’d want to sub? Or that you’d want me to sub?”
“You.”
“Oh. Okay. Let’s do it.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, of course!”
“Okay.” Joel moves, pinning Ray to the bed.
“So, what is it you want me to do?” Ray asks, resisting the urge to struggle against Joel’s hold.
“No one said anything to you. Don’t speak unless spoken too.” Joel says sternly.
Rays eyes go wide and his mouth pops open slightly.
Joel smirks and raises an eyebrow. “What? Didn’t expect this?”
Ray isn’t sure if he’s allowed to answer. He furrows his brow before deciding since it was a question, it was probably safe. “I wasn’t sure what to expect, to be honest.”
Joel chuckles. “Well then I guess you’re in for a real surprise.” He holds Ray’s face in one hand, turning it to the side and biting hard on his neck, just under his jaw, before sucking on the spot.
Ray groans in pain.
Joel sucks another mark onto Ray’s throat before moving back and tugging Ray’s shirt off.
Ray moves his arms up, trying to make it easier for Joel.
“You’re so helpful.” Joel grins, leaning down and planting kisses and nips across Ray’s chest and stomach.
Ray nods. “I try.”
Joel sits back and stares down at Ray. “That did not require a response.”
Rays eyes widen and he opens and closes his mouth a few times wanting to say something, but ultimately decides against it.
Joel smirks. “Smart move.”
Ray paws at Joel’s front, tracing hearts into Joel’s abdomen.
Joel grabs Ray’s hands. “I’m tempted to ask what you’re pawing for. But I don’t think I will.”
Ray pouts, looking up at Joel.
Joel grins. “Your pout has no power right now.”
Ray has no idea what to do. His pout was all he had against Joel’s wills and whimsies.
Joel laughs and sits on the edge of the bed, motioning for Ray to get up.
Ray gets to his feet and eyes Joel warily.
Joel pulls Ray close and pushes him gently down to his knees.
Ray tugs at Joel’s pants, working on getting them off.
“You’re awfully eager. I didn’t even tell you what to do.”
“Sorry, what do you want me to do?”
Joel answers by pulling Ray’s face closer to his crotch.
“See, that’s what I thought!” Ray says, rolling his eyes.
Joel grins. “You’re going to pay for that later.”
Ray shrugs and takes Joel’s cock into his mouth and waits for further instruction.
Joel tangles both hands in Ray’s hair and hold him in place and moves his hips slowly.
Ray holds still, letting Joel fuck his mouth.
Joel continues for a while before he pulls Ray off, still holding tightly to his hair. “Tell me what you want.”
Ray tilts his head in confusion. “Isn’t this supposed to be what you want?” He asks.
Joel sighs and rolls his eyes. “Yes. And didn’t you think maybe hearing you tell me what you want me to do was something I wanted?”
Ray nods. “Okay, well I want to feel you and touch you and kiss you. I want you to pull on my hair and have your way with me. Then, I want to have my way with you and taste you. Then, I want to go eat.”
Joel huffs and pulls Ray back up onto the bed, leaning over to whisper in his ear. “I liked it better when you were quiet.”
“Does that mean I can’t talk?”
Joel nods. “That’s exactly what it means.” He sits back and thinks for a moment. “Now fuck yourself.” He gives him a lazy grin.
Ray makes a face before inserting two fingers inside himself, quickly adding a third.
Joel leans back on the bed, watching with an amused expression.
Ray adds a fourth finger, regretting not lubing up first.
“Must have really wanted something in you, huh?” Joel grins.
“Would rather have you in me.”
“I know. But you made a snarky comment. I said you were going to pay for that. And now you are.”
“When do I get you inside me?”
Joel gives a one shouldered shrug. “When I think you’ve thoroughly learned your lesson.”
“So, does that mean I can stop?”
“Nope. Not until I tell you too. Or until I stop you. Whichever comes first.” Joel grins.
Ray sighs and moves faster against his fingers, bringing himself to the edge.
Joel laughs and gets off the bed, going to pull a bottle of lube out of a bag. He lays back down next to Ray and pulls Ray’s fingers out. He slicks up his own and slowly pushes two in. “You were going too fast. You need to... enjoy it.” He smirks.
“I enjoy you.” Ray says, moaning as Joel pushes his finger in.
Joel grins and keeps his pace slow.
The pleasure in Ray builds up, until he’s close to coming. “Joel!” Ray whines.
Joel stops moving. “Yes, Ray?”
“Please, please!” Ray begs.
“Please what?”
“Please just fuck me already.”
Joel grins. “I dunno. I’m having much more fun like this.”
“But... but... Joel! Please!”
Joel chuckles and begins to move his fingers in and out slowly again.
“Joel! Please!”
“I’m having so much fun though.”
“Well this is hell for me.”
“Oh really? Why’s it hell?”
“Because I can't come like this.”
“Oh? And why not?”
“It’s too slow!”
“Yes. I don’t see how that’s causing a problem.” Joel grins.
“Maybe not for you, you ass!”
“I don’t think name calling is really called for.”
“Douche nugget!”
Joel smiles. “You know, saying things like that, really isn’t helping your case.”
“At this point, what would?”
Joel laughs. “Certainly not saying that.” He gives Ray a quick kiss and pulls his fingers out.
Ray shakes his head and leans towards Joel, grabbing a fist full of hair.
Joel grins. “Can I help you?”
Ray pulls Joel’s head towards his, ramming his lips into the older mans.
Joel grins and pulls Ray away. “Can I help you?”
“Yes. You can fuck me.”
“I could, yes. But you’ve been calling me names.”
“Fine, I take it back! I’m sorry. Please Joel!”
“That doesn’t sound very sincere.”
Ray takes a deep breath. “You’re right. Joel, I’m sorry for calling you names. Can you please just fuck me?”
“Well....” Joel says slowly. “I suppose I could. You did ask so nicely.”
Ray nods excitedly.
“Geez, you want it really bad, don’t you?”
“You have no idea!”
Joel grins and pushes Ray back on the bed. “Maybe I’ll do this more often.”
“Next time you should add handcuffs and blindfolds.”
Joel nods thoughtfully. “Maybe I will.”
Ray smiles, looking forward to it.
Joel picks up the lube, spreading it on his erection. He pulls Ray closer by his hips and pushes in slowly.
Ray groans loudly, clutching the sheets tightly in his hands.
Joel stills, grinning down at Ray.
“Joel.”
“Yes, Ray?”
“That’s not nice.”
“What’s not?”
“Seriously? Just fuck me! Hard!”
“I don’t think I want to though. I think I wanna go nice and slow.”
“You suck!”
Joel grins and starts to move slowly. “That’s not very nice, Ray.”
“FUCK ME!” Ray screams.
“I am though.”
“Joel, please!”
“You asked to be fucked. And I am.”
“Hard!”
Joel stills for a moment. “Well... I suppose I can.” He grins, starting to move again, faster and harder than before.
Ray moans in pleasure.
Joel grins. “Better for you?”
“Oh God yes!”
Joel groans and leans down, biting along Ray’s collarbone.
Ray nuzzles Joel and grins.
“What?”
“I just wish you’d told me about this sooner.”
“Oh? Why’s that?”
“Because this is really fucking hot!”
“Well that’s good to know.”
“Harder!”
Joel chuckled and kept his pace the same.
“Please!”
“You know, I love it when you beg.”
“Please Joel!”
“Yeah, just like that.” Joel smiles.
“Joel!” Ray whines.
“Well I suppose I can go a little harder.” Joel grins, thrusting into Ray harder.
A few more thrusts and Ray screams his orgasm.
Joel groans, thrusting one more time before coming hard. He pants and pulls out, flopping onto the bed next to Ray.
Ray gets his breathing back to normal. “Tomorrow, we gotta find some rope.”
Joel lets out a bark of laughter. “Do we now?”
“God, yes!”
Joel chuckles and rolls on his side, pulling Ray against him.
Ray grabs Joel’s arm and wraps it around himself. Holding Joel’s hand tightly.
Joel nuzzles into Ray. “I love you.”
“I love you more!”
“Nah. Not possible.”
“Guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.”
“I guess so.”
Ray falls asleep with Joel curled around him.
Joel gives him a soft kiss before dozing off as well.
Ray wakes up to the smell of coffee and bacon.
“Morning sleepyhead.” Joel grins from the chair. “Guess I took it outta ya, huh?”
“You could say that.”
Joel smiled proudly. “I can and I will. Even if it’s not true.”
“It is though.”
“Hungry?”
“Starved!”
Joel chuckled. “Well help yourself. I already ate.”
Ray smiles grabbing Joel’s hand.
Joel smiles, squeezing it.
Ray sticks his tongue out at Joel and squeezes his hand even harder.
“That’s mature.” Joel snorts.
“Point being?”
“You’re a dork.”
“But you love me!”
Joel nods. “Yes, I do indeed love you.”
“Indeed? Really?”
“What? What’s wrong with that?”
“Just a weird word to use.”
“No it’s not. People use it all the time.”
Ray puts up his hand in surrender. “Alright, alright.”
Joel grabs his hands and pulls him in for a kiss.
Ray kisses him back a bit more forcefully than he had intended.
Joel chuckles when he breaks the kiss. “You okay?”
“Spendid.”
“You sure? That kiss seemed hard for a good morning kiss.”
“Let’s call it a good morning, I love you kiss. Okay?”
Joel eyes him. “If you say so.”
“I do.”
Joel shrugs. “Okay. So what do you wanna do today?”
“Well, we have to go find some rope, but other than that... no plans.”
Joel laughs. “I’m sure that won’t be that hard to track down. But is there anything you want to do? Like the beach or sightseeing or something?”
“We could go to the beach! That might be fun.”
Joel nods. “We can go to the beach.”
“Alright, let me just find our matching speedos!”
Joel laughs and shakes his head. “You are crazy.”
“Completely.”
“Again, you’re a dork.”
“Again, you love it!”
Joel shrugs. “Yeah I know.”
Ray wraps his arms around Joel.
“You said you’re starving and you have yet to actually eat, goof.”
“Right! I got distracted.” Ray says, turning to the food platter and wolfing down some eggs and bacon, and half a cup of coffee before lacing his fingers through Joel’s. “Speedo time!”
“Seriously. You’re insane if you think I’m wearing a speedo.”
“But we’ll be wearing matching ones!”
“Yeah, no. Not happening.”
“Please!” Ray whines.
Joel shakes his head. “No. I’m not wearing it.”
“Not even for me?” Ray says, looking sad.
“Not even for you. And don’t you dare start pouting.”
Ray pouts anyways.
Joel shakes his head. “Don’t even. I will tie you to the bed and leave you here all day.”
“Is that a threat or a promise?” Ray asks grinning wickedly.
“Both. Because I’ll leave you here alone.”
“Fine, fine, We can wear our swimming trunks.”
Joel grins. “That’s what I thought.”
Ray rolls his eyes. “You are so boring.”
“Is that so? So I guess that means you thought last night was boring. And here I was thinking you liked it.”
“I did. That’s not what I meant.” Ray says, shaking his head. “I just meant it would be fun to go out in speedos.”
“You are more than welcome to do that. I however will not be.”
“Nah, it would be weird if just I did it.”
“Cause 2 grown men in speedos is so much more normal.”
“More normal than one.”
Joel laughs. “You keep thinking that.”
“I will.”
Joel laughs. “Even so, I would look terrible in one.” He gestures to himself. “All of this would not look good in that.”
“You’re joking right? Have you seen yourself?”
“No I’m not joking. And yes I’ve seen myself. Hence why I know it wouldn’t look good.”
“You’re nuts if you think that. You’re sexy as hell!”
“Well we’ll have to agree to disagree on that.”
“Like so many other things.” Ray shakes his head and rolls his eyes.
Joel laughs. “At least they’re not important things.”
“True enough!”
“So.... Beach?” Joel asks, standing.
“Beach!”
Joel chuckles and turns to get changed.
Ray follows him back to the bedroom to throw on his trunks as well.
“So are you actually gonna get in the water or are you just gonna sit on the beach on your phone the whole time?” Joel grins, leaning against the doorframe after he’s changed.
“I’ll get in the water if you give me the right incentive and promise not to let me drown.”
“I haven’t let you drown yet have I? And besides, you’re the one who seems to like going into deep water when you know you can’t swim and give me a heart attack.”
“Yeah well... I am a bit nuts.”
Joel grins. “I know.”
Ray kisses Joel lightly before pulling away.
“Ready to go?”
“Yup!”
Joel grabs Ray’s hand and leads him out of the room, heading down to the beach. “You know, I have to say, I just assumed we wouldn’t be leaving the room today. Just full of surprises, aren’t you?”
“Well just because we’re leaving the room, doesn’t mean we won't be having sex.”
“On a big open beach? Where the fuck would we even do it?”
“In the water obviously.”
“Because that wouldn’t be completely obvious as to what we were doing.”
“Point being? I’m sure it was fairly obvious what we were doing last night.”
“Hey, you were the one yelling. That’s all you. And besides, it’s a little expected in a room. Not in the water with children around or something.”
“This is an adults only resort. There wouldn’t be any children at the beach we’re going.”
“There’s still going to be other people around.”
“Come on Joel! Live a little!”
“I live plenty, thank you very much.”
“Joel!”
“What?”
“Let’s have some fun!”
Joel sighs. “Fine, maybe.”
“I’ll take what I can get!”
Joel laughs. “You are terrible.”
“The worst!”
Joel shakes his head. “Nah, not the worst. But you’re definitely up there.”
“Alongside you.”
Joel’s mouth drops open in mock offence. “How am I terrible?”
“You never just say yes.”
“So that makes me terrible?”
“I guess not. Just a bum.”
“Yeah, maybe. But you still love me.”
“Always.”
Joel kisses Ray’s cheek. “I love you too.”
Ray kisses Joel back.
“So, sun or water first?”
“Definitely sun.”
Joel grins. “Careful not to get too much sun. You won’t be shockingly caucasian anymore.”
“That would be a shame.”
“Can’t have you living up to your nickname now can we?”
“No, I guess not.” Ray says, sliding an arm around Joel’s waist.
Joel wrapped an arm around Ray’s shoulder and held him close.
They get to a relatively open spot on the beach and set down their beach blanket, settling down next to each other.
Joel looks around and turns to stare at Ray. “You wanna know something?”
“Always do!”
Joel laughs. “You are by far the hottest person on this beach.” He winks.
Ray smiles. “Babe, you forgot to count yourself!”
“Oh no, I was counting myself in there.”
“Cause I’m pretty sure if we asked anyone here, they’d agree that you are the more attractive one.”
Joel snorts. “As if.”
“Are you rejecting my challenge?” Ray teases.
“The as if was to someone finding me more attractive than you.”
“Joel, do you seriously not see how sexy you are?”
Joel chuckles and shakes his head. “No, I don’t.”
Ray takes a deep breath and slowly lets it out. “Joel.”
“Ray.”
“For one thing, you’re scruffy in a cute way. You’re eyes are practically edible they’re so brown. I want to run my fingers through your soft hair all the time and you have an amazing jawline. You always look like you’re thinking about something and your body is just... well wow. I wish you could see yourself the way I’d see you.”
Joel smiles and gives Ray a quick kiss. “That was probably one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard.”
“I could go on, but I don’t want you to get all narcissistic on me.”
“Pretty sure people already think I am.”
“Well I know you aren’t.”
“You know a lot of things others don’t.”
“Such as?”
Joel thinks for a moment and shrugs. “I don’t know. You just know things about me that others don’t.”
“We are married so that would make sense!”
“Yeah, I know that.”
“Good. I’m glad that you know we’re married. I’d be a little worried if you didn’t.”
Joel shoves Ray playfully. “That’s not what I meant.”
“I know.” Ray says grinning.
Joel rolls his eyes. “Asshole.”
“Love you too.” Ray says, sticking his tongue out.
“Very mature.” Joel rolls his eyes. “Do it again and see what happens.”
Ray laughs, sticking his tongue out again.
Joel leans over and bites Ray’s tongue.
Ray yelps and tastes blood in his mouth. “Ow! Joel! Not nice!”
“Oh I didn’t bite that hard. It could’ve been worse.”
“Yeah, you could have taken the thing off!”
“Oh please, you have to bite pretty hard to bite it off.”
Ray shakes his head and lunges forwards, biting Joel’s shoulder.
Joel laughs and pulls Ray’s face away.
Ray grins mischievously at Joel.
“What?”
“I’m gonna do that again.”
“Do what? Bite me?”
“Yup!” Ray says, leaning back to Joel and biting his other shoulder.
Joel laughs and gently shoves Ray away. “No. Stop that.”
Ray shakes his head and goes to bite Joel’s neck.
Joel groans. “Ray, stop.”
Ray moves to the other side of Joel’s neck, moving to straddle Joel.
“Ray...” Joel says in a warning tone.
Ray grinds on top of Joel. “Joel.” He hums into Joel’s ear.
Joel holds Ray’s hips tightly. “We are in public.”
“Did you have a point?” Ray asks, grinding more again Joel.
“Yeah, I’d rather not get thrown out of the country our first day here.”
“For a little biting and grinding? Nah!”
“And if you keep this up, it won’t stay that way for long.” Joel growls.
“Well then, what say you we get in the water and get far enough away that it just looks like we’re making out?”
Joel glares at him. “You did this on purpose, didn’t you?”
“Maybe.”
“You little shit.”
“Was that a no?”
Joel smirks. “It might be.”
Ray goes back to grinding.
“Ray... Jesus...”
Ray presses his lips to Joels throat, kissing and then sucking. Gently at first, but then roughly.
“Jesus, fine!” Joel stands and picks Ray up, throwing him over his shoulder and carrying him to the water.
Ray giggles the whole way to the water. Glad to have gotten his way, the way he always did with Joel.
Joel wades into the water, stopping when it’s waist deep and throws Ray off his shoulder, smirking.
Ray shrieks. “You better not let me drown Joel.”
“Oh please. That water’s not that deep.”
“Well is it deep enough to make sweet sweet love in?”
Joel rolls his eyes. “Probably smart to go a little farther out.”
“Well then let’s go!”
Joel takes Ray’s hand and pulls him into deeper water.
“Promise you won’t let me drown?”
“You’ll be fine Ray.”
“Promise!”
Joel pulls him close. “I promise I will never let anything happen to you.”
Ray grins. “Thank you. Now please, fuck me.”
Joel smirks. “I don’t know. Now that I’m out here, I might just go for a swim.”
“And leave me standing here on my own?”
Joel shrugs. “You can enjoy the water too.”
“I can’t even swim.”
“So? You can still enjoy the water. It doesn’t have to be swimming.”
“No, I can’t.”
“Why not?”
“I’m only going to enjoy it if I get to enjoy you too.”
“You can enjoy the view of me swimming.” Joel grins.
Ray frowns.
“What? I’m sure it’d be a nice view.” Joel takes a step back.
Ray takes a step forwards.
Joel chuckles. “Fine. Come here then.”
Ray grabs onto Joel, wrapping his legs around his waist.
Joel gives him a quick kiss. “You are really terrible.” He grins.
“The worst.” Ray says kissing him back.
Joel wraps his arms around Ray and pulls him closer.
Ray bites Joel’s neck again.
Joel groans, scraping his nails lightly across Ray’s back.
Ray tugs down Joel’s swimming shorts.
“Need it that bad, huh?” Joel grins.
“Always need it.”
“Don’t I know it.”
Ray kisses Joel.
Joel kisses back, grinding against Ray.
Ray moans and pulls his shorts off, tying them to his ankle.
Joel presses his forehead against Ray’s. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
“You love it and you know it.”
Joel chuckled. “Yeah something like that.”
“Say it!”
“Say what?”
“Say that you love me, and why.”
“I love you. And I can’t even count the reasons why I love you, let alone try to explain them.”
“It would be nice to hear though.”
“What, all the reasons why?”
“Yeah, or at least a few.”
“Well, you’re cute. And funny. Sarcastic. You put up with me ranting about the stock market. Just to name a few.”
Ray kisses Joel fiercely. “I love that putting up with your ranting is on that list.”
“Of course it would be. You’re the only one who actually let’s me rant about it. The others yell at me to shut up.”
“Yeah, well I think it’s adorable how passionate you are about it. Kinda turns me on.”
Joel laughs. “It turns you on?”
“Most things about you do.”
Joel chuckled and pulled Ray into another kiss.
Ray wraps his legs tighter around Joel, pushing his groin harder into Joel’s.
Joel groans and lifts Ray up slightly, positioning himself at his entrance. He pulls Ray’s hips towards him, sliding in slowly.
“Mmmnmmm.” Ray moans.
Joel moves slowly, trying not to splash or draw attention to them.
Ray brings his lips to Joel’s neck, alternating between kissing and biting.
Joel’s hands tighten on Ray’s hips. “Fuck...”
Ray bites a little harder.
“Jesus, Ray...”
Ray smiles, sucking a bit on the spot he had been biting.
Joel groans and moves a little faster, digging his nails into Ray.
Ray groans as Joel speeds up.
Joel pulls Ray into a crushing kiss.
Ray smiles into the kiss, opening Joel’s lips with his tongue.
Joel reached up with one hand and tangled it in Ray’s hair.
Ray bucks his hips, trying to get more.
“You’re going to get us caught.” Joel murmurs.
“Then go faster!”
“Again, then we’ll get caught.”
“So we’re seriously going to go this pace the whole time?”
Joel grins. “It’s not all that bad.”
“I can probably hold my breath for about 40 seconds. Take me under water, and fuck me like you mean it.”
“You can maybe hold it if nothing’s happening. Do you really think you can hold it that long while getting fucked?”
“I can try.”
Joel sighs and speeds up a little. “I’d rather you not die because you thought you could hold your breath.”
“Oh come on, faster than that.”
“Seriously?”
“Yes seriously!”
“Fine.” Joel growls, picking up speed.
“Thank you.” Ray moans.
Joel grunts and tugs Ray’s head back, biting at his neck.
Ray bites and sucks roughly.
Joel groans. "You've gotten into biting a lot suddenly."
“Biting is fun. I highly encourage it.”
"Oh believe me, I know how fun it is."
“Then you should definitely do it more.”
“I do it all the time. I was talking about you biting me more. Which you should definitely do more often.”
“Believe me, I will.”
“That’s good.”
“I enjoy biting you.” Ray said biting Joel harder.
Joel moans, breathing heavy.
Ray bites Joel, pulling him closer.
Joel digs his nails into Ray’s back. “Fuck...”
“Harder!” Ray begs.
Joel held tightly to Ray’s hips, thrusting harder.
Ray bites Joel yet again to muffle his orgasm.
Joel thrusts a few more times before coming with a low groan.
Ray rests his forehead on Joel’s shoulder, catching his breath.
“I still can’t believe you convinced me to do this.” Joel chuckles.
“It was awesome and you know it.”
Joel laughs and gives Ray a quick kiss.
“Should we go back now?”
Joel pulls Ray off of him and fixes himself. “Probably should.”
Ray unties his shorts from his ankle and pulls them back on.
“Ready?”
Ray nods, holding tightly to Joel’s hand.
Joel squeezes Ray’s hand lightly. “You’ll be fine.”
“So will you. We might have to get you some makeup for those bite marks though.”
Joel rubs at his neck. “What? Don’t like seeing them?”
“I do, but other people might not. Does it hurt?” Ray asks, feeling bad for biting so hard.
“Who cares what other people think. And no, they don’t hurt.” Joel grins.
“You sure?’
“Not the first time I’ve been bit Ray. I’m fine.”
“What do you mean?”
Joel gives him a puzzled look. “What, that I’ve been bit before?”
Ray nods.
Joel laughs. “Really, Ray? You're really asking that?”
Ray nods again, looking down into the water.
“What’s wrong?”
“I just don’t like the thought of anyone else biting you.”
“So don’t think about it.” Joel bumps him and smiles. “Besides, I was talking about you. You have bit me before.”
“I guess that’s true.”
“Cheer up, grumpy.”
“I’m not grumpy!”
“Sure you're not.”
“I’m not!”
Joel laughs. “Whatever you say.”
“I’m not!”
Joel grins. “I said okay.”
“Doesn’t mean you meant it!”
“Are we really having this fight?”
“Apparently!”
Joel laughs and picks Ray up.
Ray yelps. “What are you doing?!”
Joel laughs more. “Having some fun.”
“Joel!” Ray says laughing.
“Yes, Ray?” Joel grins.
“You’re nuts, and I love you!”
Joel laughs and gives Ray a kiss. “I love you too.”
“You better.”
“Well we probably wouldn’t be here if I didn’t, just sayin.”
“That is a very good point.” Ray says. “So can you please put me down?”
Joel grins mischievously. “You sure?”
“Yes I’m sure!”
Joel grins and shrugs. “Alright.” He says, dropping Ray into the water.
“Joel! That was not funny!” Ray says, pulling himself out of the water.
Joel hold his sides, laughing. “Yes it was.”
“You’re nuts.”
Joel wipes his eyes. “Oh come on, it was funny.”
“No it wasn’t.”
“Oh it was just a little water. It’s not gonna bite.” Joel grins. “I might though.”
“I would not object to that.”
Joel smirks and nips Ray’s shoulder gently.
“Maybe we should find some of that rope and take this back to the hotel.” Ray suggest smirking at his husband.
Joel purses his lips in thought. “I think I can get behind that idea.”
“Then let’s go find us some rope. Maybe a scarf too.”
“A scarf?”
“Blindfold.”
Joel chuckles. “And just how long have you been harboring this little fantasy?”
“Since I said I’d tie you up if you said yes. You did, and I did. But you’ve yet to tie me up.”
Joel laughs and takes Ray’s hand. “Well let’s see if we can fix that.”
Ray squeezes Joel’s hand tightly. “Let’s!”
Joel lead Ray to their stuff and picked it up before heading towards the shops. “So, if you were rope, where would you be?”
“Hardware store?”
“And where the hell would that be?”
“Hell if I know! Maybe we should ask a local?”
Joel looks around and shrugs. “Knock yourself out.”
Ray walks towards another Puerto Rican man. “Perdona que te moleste, pero sabe donde puedo encontrar una cuerda?” Ray asks.
Joel hides a smile, watching Ray talk.
Ray looks back at Joel nervously. He get’s a location from the man, and walks away muttering a low “Gracias.” as he returns to Joel.
“I didn’t know you spoke Spanish, Ray.”
“I don’t...” Ray says looking down at his feet.
“I know I’m old, but I know what I heard.”
Ray shakes his head and avoids Joel’s gaze.
Joel lifts Ray’s face up. “What’s wrong?” He asks softly.
“You’re going to tease me about speaking Spanish now.”
Joel chuckles and kisses Ray’s forehead. “I think it’s cute.”
Ray frowns. “You do?”
“Why would I lie?”
“To make me feel better you might.”
“Why are you so embarassed about being able to speak Spanish?”
“Because, people tease me about it. I’d rather be teased about being shockingly caucasian than being able to speak Spanish.”
Joel pulls Ray into a hug. “I like hearing you speak Spanish. You should do it more.”
Ray grins up at Joel. “Eres increible, y estoy tan enamorado de ti.” He says sexily to Joel.
Joel grins and kisses him.
“So, he said that there was a hardware store that sells rope just down the block a bit.”
“Well then let’s go.”
They go to the hardware store, picking up a bit of rope that would tie easily around Ray’s wrists. Picking up a rather flamboyant scarf from a vendor before returning to the hotel.
“So.... How’d you learn?” Joel asks, closing the door to their room.
“Grew up with it.”
Joel nods. “I can’t believe we’ve been together this long, and I’m only just now hearing about this.”
“I’m sure there are still a few things I don’t know about you Joel.”
“Do the guys know?”
“Obviously not.”
Joel shrugs. “You never know.”
“They don’t. I’ve been careful. You better not breathe a word of this to any of them.”
Joel eyes him and grins. “And if I do?”
“Then, I might shave Tex.”
“That’s more mean to her. And you should know that she won’t take your shit.”
“Then I would pull pranks on you. I don’t know... just please don’t.”
“I hadn’t planned on it.”
“Okay, good.”
“I don’t get why you're embarrassed though.”
“Course you don't. You only speak English, so you wouldn’t get it.”
Joel sighs. “Das ist nicht wahr.”
Ray’s eyes widen. “You speak German?”
Joel nods. “I lived there for a while. You generally pick up a language when you need to get around the country.”
“Wow.”
“What?”
“I’m impressed.”
“Impressed?”
“Yeah, I’m impressed,”
Joel nods. “Well, now you have nothing to be embarrassed about.”
“I really love you.”
“Ich liebe dich auch.” Joel grins.
“What does that mean?”
“It means I really love you too.”
“Good. Well, are you going to tie me up and fuck me nine ways to Sunday or what?
Joel laughs. “You’re awfully blunt.”
“You aren’t just realizing this now are you?”
Joel laughs. “Of course not.”
“Good, ‘cause otherwise I’d worry you haven’t been paying attention for the last five years.” Ray says smirking at Joel.
“Ich habe schon immer die Aufmerksamkeit auf Sie bezahlt haben, lieben.” Joel smiles.
“Hey, I’m not speaking foreign at you so don't speak foreign at me.”
“Aber es ist so viel Spaß.” Joel laughs.
Ray shakes his head and brings the rope and scarf to the bed. Stripping himself down and waiting on the bed for Joel.
Joel chuckles. “Sie sind kein Spaß.” He walks over to the bed and takes the rope from Ray.
“English, Joel.”
Joel leans in close, lips brushing Ray’s. “Warum?”
“Joel. English. Please.” Ray demands.
Joel grins. “Nein.”
“Another word in German, and you’re going to be the one tied up.”
Joel purses his lips for a moment before grinning wickedly. “Kannst du es wagen.”
“That’s it.” Ray grabs the rope and cuts it into a few shorter pieces. Tying Joel’s arms to the either side of the headboard and tying Joel’s feet to the poles at the end. Slowly blindfolding Joel. “It’s a shame, ‘cause I was so looking forward to being on the other side of this,”
Joel squirms a little. “Kann immer noch so sein.”
“Am I going to have to gag you too? Or will you behave and be quiet?” Ray asks, having fun.
“Bin ich jemals still?”
Ray shakes his head at his husband, walking away and grabbing a roll of socks and shoving them in Joel’s mouth. “This means no kissing now.” Ray grins wickedly.
Joel huffs and squirms again, letting out a muffled ‘it’s your own fault.’
Ray adjust the socks in Joel’s mouth so he can’t speak at all. Ray grabs a bags out of his suitcase and bites his lip at Joel, opening up the bag.
Joel huffs again and tugs at the ropes.
“This could have been you doing this to me you know. But you refused to listen. Do you know what’s in this bag?”
Joel stills for a moment before trying to say something, only to have it muffled by the gag.
“Nod yes or no Joel.”
Joel thinks for a moment before he shakes his head.
“Good, I didn’t think so. This is my rainy day bag. Over the last few years, I have bought numerous toys. I’m glad I finally get to use them.” Ray says, pulling out a set of vibrating beads.
Joel squirms again, feeling himself growing hard.
Ray grabs a pair of scissors. “I hope you didn’t like this shirt.” Ray says, cutting off Joel’s top. “Or these shorts.” Doing the same to the trunks.
Joel grumbles something and shifts.
“If I take the socks out, will you be good? And speak English?”
Joel stills for a moment before reluctantly nodding.
Ray takes out the socks.
Joel pouts.
“No pouting, the socks are gone. Use your words babe.”
“You’re no fun.” Joel says, still pouting.
“Oh Joel. You’re about to learn how very wrong you are.”
“Oh, I’d love to see that.”
“You will.” Ray pulls out a bottle of lube and coats the beads in a thin layer before turning them on to a medium setting and inserting them into Joel.
Joel groans and pulls at the ropes.
Ray grins, pulling out a few wind up toys and setting them to walk over Joel. Still not actually touching him.
Joel squirms. “That feels weird.”
“Oi! No dissing my sex torture.”
Joel chuckles. “No dissing. Just stating facts.”
“Good.” Ray pulls out nipple clamps next. Gently attaching them to Joel’s nipples.
Joel shivers at the feeling. “Has this side of you been hiding with the bit that speaks Spanish?”
Ray laughs. “Obviously.” He says rolling his eyes. “I’m not going to touch you until you beg me to. Got it?”
“Seriously?”
“Yes, seriously.”
“That’s mean.” Joel whines.
“You’re point being?”
“Ray...” Joel whines again, squirming. His whining is cut short, turning into a low moan. He pants slightly and rolls his hips again, another moan slipping out.
Ray looks inside his bag. “Hmmmmm, what should I add next Joel?”
Joel swallows thickly. “Ray...” He whines again.
“Yes Joel?”
Joel groans. “Do something.”
“I am doing something.” Ray says grinning. He pulls out a riding crop, and smacks Joels stomach with it gently.
Joel jumped, startled. “Going all out now?”
“You could say that.” Ray says, smacking Joel again, a little harder and a little lower.
Joel groans and tugs roughly at his restraints.
“Everything okay?” Ray asks still smiling.
“Well aside from all the things I want to do to you right now? Yes, fine.”
“Okay good.” Ray shakes his head grinning and smacks Joel again, still lower.
Joel arches his back slightly. “Ray.”
“Joel.” Smacking lower again, getting dangerously close to Joel’s cock and balls.
“You’re being an ass.”
“Am I?” He says stroking Joel’s dick with the crop.
Joel shudders. “Yes, you are.”
Ray looks into his bag, grabbing a long soft feather and trailing it down Joel’s chest.
Joel shivers. “Fucking tease.” He hisses.
“You can make this stop if you beg.” Ray reminds him.
“I refuse to beg.” Joel pouts.
“Then this is going to get a lot worse for you.”
Joel snorts.
“What was that snort for?”
Joel smiles. “It was for nothing.”
“Joel.”
“Yes?”
“Why did you snort?” Ray says, grabbing the crop and smacking Joel again.
Joel squirms. “Just amused.”
“How is this amusing?”
“Not this. A thought I had.”
“Joel.” Ray says warningly.
“What?”
“You better not be finding this amusing.”
“I don’t.”
“Good.” Ray says, rewinding the toys on Joel and turning up the setting on the beads in Joel.
Joel moans and bucks his hips.
“Want something?”
Joel huffs. “‘M not begging.”
“You won't be getting anything until you do.”
“Think you can resist though?” Joel smirks.
“I’m not the one being teased. So yeah.”
“Coming from the man who couldn’t even wait a 4 hour plane trip?”
“Yep.” Ray keeps hold of the beads, very slowly sliding them in and out.
Joel shudders. “Jesus...”
“Yes Joel?”
“You’re an ass.” Joel says before biting his lip on a moan.
“Feel good?”
Joel nods.
Ray goes slower still.
“Fuck...” Joel groans, moving his hips.
Ray stops with the beads, forcing Joel’s hip still. “None of that til you beg.”
Joel chews his lip for a moment, debating with himself before whispering quietly. “Ray, please.”
“Sorry, what was that Joel? I thought I heard something.”
Joel squirms and pouts. “I said please.”
“But I couldn’t hear you. You’re going to have to speak up, I think I’m going deaf.’
“Fine! Please! Please for the love of god do something!”
“What do you want me to do Joel? Because I have been doing things.”
“Do something that doesn't involve you being a teasing little shit.”
“Specific Joel. Be specific.”
“Just fucking touch me you asshole.”
Ray strokes Joel’s side gently. “Like this?”
Joel shivers. “You’re an asshole.”
“I said specific Joel. Tell me what you want me to do to you.”
Joel pulls at the ropes. “The things that would happen if I wasn’t fucking tied up right now.” He growls.
“Tell me what you want Joel.”
“I want to fuck you.”
“You want to fuck me? But you’re all tied up dear.”
Joel struggles again. “You’re tellin me.”
“If you ask very nicely, I’ll untie you.”
“Seriously? I’ve already begged.”
“Now you have to ask politely to be untied to fuck me.”
“And if I don’t?”
“Then I go back to playing with the beads and the crop, and that will be all you get.”
“That’s not fair.”
“Like you wouldn’t do the exact same thing.”
“I’d at least fuck you though. You’re just teasing.”
“I’m having fun. Say please and you can tie me up or just fuck me. Up to you Joel. I’m just gonna sit on this chair here until you make up your mind.” Ray says laughing about leaving the beads on high.
“You’re an asshole.” Joel grits his teeth. “Will you please untie me?”
Ray smiles. “Gladly my love.” He says, untying Joel.
Joel tears the blindfold off and pulls Ray on top of him. He kisses him harshly, hands moving to Ray’s hips and holding him still as he grinds up against him.
Ray grins into to kiss.
“You won’t be grinning for long.” Joel mutters, moving to bite Ray’s neck.
“Won’t I?”
Joel smirks. “Oh no. I’m going to wipe it right off your face.”
“Go for it babe!”
Joel smirks. "Gladly." He lifts Ray up slightly and positions himself at Ray's enterance and pushes in painfully slow.
Ray grins, expecting Joel to take his revenge now.
"Still grinning huh? Well we'll have to fix that." Joel smirks and grabs a fistful of Ray's hair. He tugs his head back and bites and sucks hard, starting to thrust up slowly.
Ray groans, still grinning.
Joel continues going slowly, biting hard at a new spot.
Ray groans again, starting to bite back.
Joel chuckles and tugs Ray’s head back, not letting him bite more.
Ray scratches Joel’s front instead.
Joel grins and takes Ray’s hands in one of his and holds them behind Ray’s back.
Ray bucks into Joel.
Joel runs his free hand down Ray’s side, holding his hip firmly.
“I guess payback is a bitch.”
“Of course it is.” Joel grins lazily. “So, gonna move at all or do I have to do all the work?”
“I tried. You stilled me.”
Joel thinks for a moment and grins, putting his hands behind his head. “Well then, let’s see what you’ve got.”
Ray moves slowly on top of Joel, still enjoying teasing him.
Joel rocks his hips, matching Ray’s pace.
Ray goes even slower, not exactly being fucked. More along the lines of making love.
Joel puts his hands on Ray’s thighs and grins. “Du siehst gut aus wie diese.”
“Do I need to gag you again?”
Joel chuckles. “I’d like to see you try.”
Ray shakes his head. Getting the socks and rope again.
Joel wraps his arms around Ray and flips them over, pinning his hands over his head. “Still think you can do it?”
“A continuacion, dejar de hablar aleman.”
“Zwei spielen kann, dass Spiel, mein Lieber.” Joel grins, tying Ray’s wrists to the headboard.
“Te odio.” Ray says frowning.
Joel pouts. “That’s not nice. Ich gehe nicht beleidigen Sie in einer Sprache, die Sie nicht kennen.”
“Did you understand that?” Ray asks eyebrows raised.
Joel nods.
“Yo tambien te quiero.” Ray says slowly. “Jugar bonito, bueno?”
Joel tilts his head to the side a bit before leaning down and biting Ray’s neck. “Du siehst so verdammt gut so.” He murmurs against his skin and starts moving slowly again.
“Me gustaria entender.” Ray presses his forehead to Joel’s. “Babe, can we please switch to English so I can react appropriately to whatever it is you’re saying.”
“I said you look so fucking good like this.”
“Well then fuck me like you mean it.”
“Gladly.” Joel continues moving slowly for a few moments before speeding up.
“That all? Really Joel. Come on.”
Joel smirks, thrusting harder.
“That’s my man!” Ray says shouting.
“Really?”
“Hell yes!” Ray moans.
Joel chuckles and leans down to kiss Ray.
Ray kisses back fervently. Coming as he kissed his husband and making a mess on both of them.
Joel thrusts hard a few more times before coming, scraping his nails down Ray’s sides.
Ray takes two deep breaths. “Well that was awesome.”
Joel ‘hmmms’ before pulling out and flopping on the bed. “Yeah, that was something.”
“Can I please have my hands back?”
Joel looks up at Ray’s bound hands then back to Ray’s face, smiling. “What can you do if I say no?”
Ray frowns at Joel. “Hijo de puta.”
“Are we really going to start that again?”
“No. We aren’t. Please untie me.”
Joel purses his lips. “But I like you like this.”
Ray grins. “Then I guess you’re planning on keeping the beads in?”
Joel squirms. “I was a little distracted. And I’m perfectly capable of taking them out myself.”
“I know you, and I know you’d rather I did it. Please untie me Joel.”
Joel huffs and reaches up to untie Ray.
Ray smiles at Joel. “Thanks babe.”
Joel grunts. “Wanna give me a hand then?”
“I don’t know, they are still vibrating. Might wait a bit.”
Joel groans. “Arschloch.”
“Jesus! Fine!” Ray takes the beads out and turns them off. Dropping them in the sink for now.
Joel smiles. “I love you.”
“I love you too Joel.”
Joel pulls Ray close. “I really do love you.”
Ray smiles. “I really do love you too Joel.”
“So.... Have anything else you wanna do today?”
“I would love a nap, if you’re down for that.”
“Did I tucker little Ray out?” Joel grins.
“Yeah, you could say that.”
Joel chuckles. “Then let’s nap.”
Ray curls himself around Joel. Resting his head on Joel’s chest.
Joel smiles and tightens his arms around Ray, kissing the top of his head.
Ray falls asleep quickly.
Joel takes longer to fall asleep, but eventually drifts off watching Ray sleep.
Lindsay shoves a mask and top hat into Ray’s hands and moves behind him, fastening on a cape.
“What the hell is going on? What am I even wearing?” Ray asks, confused.
Lindsay grins, moving back in front of him. “You’re wearing your wedding tux silly!” She takes the hat and mask and puts them on him. She turns him to the mirror. “What, don’t you recognize it?”
“Oh my God. Am I Tuxedo Mask? Please tell me I am.” Ray asks excitedly.
Lindsay nods just as excitedly. “Yes! Yes you are!”
Ray jumps up and down a few times before something occurs to him. “Does... Does that mean Joel’s Sailor Moon?” He asks wide-eyed.
Lindsay shrugs and gives him a mischievous grin. “Guess you’ll have to find out, won’t you?”
Michael walks in and wraps an arm around Lindsays waist kissing her on the cheek. “You’ll be great Ray.”
She grins and turns to adjust Michael’s bowtie. “Oh course he will. He’s Tuxedo Mask.”
“Will I though? What if Joel thinks this is stupid?”
Lindsay laughs. “This was his idea. Why would he thinks it’s stupid?”
“What if he doesn’t like being married to me?”
Lindsay rolls her eyes. “You guys have been together for like ever. He loves being with you. He loves you, you dumby. Don’t ever doubt that.”
“Besides, being married is great. Lindsay and I love being married... Don’t we?”
Lindsay laughs. “It’s certainly an adventure. But I love it. And I love you.” She kissed Michael’s cheek.
Ray smiles “Alright Mr. Best Man, let’s go get me married!” He says waving at Lindsay.
Lindsay waved to them as they left and went in to see how Joel was doing. Joel stood in front of the mirror, fidgeting with his bowtie. He pulled it off when it didn’t look right and glared at it in his hands.
“It looked great! What are you worried about?”
Joel sighs. “What if...” He runs his hands through his hair and tosses the strip of cloth on the chair. “He’s just so young. What if he changes his mind?”
“He’s the one who asked you to marry him. Not the other way around. He’s sure.” Lindsay says amused. “Besides, he’s barely left you alone since you brought him home from the hospital.”
“So? He can still change his mind. Have you seen me? I’m a mess. What if he realizes what he’s in for and doesn’t want it?”
“I think he’s a bit more messed up than you are right now after what happened. Besides, he loves you more than anything. He’s not going to change his mind.”
Joel deflates a little. “Yeah. I just hope he knows what he’s in for.” He smiles. “He gets to deal with a grumpy old man now.”
“He balances you out. So relax, and go marry him! But, put the bowtie back on first.”
Joel chuckles and picks the bowtie back up and ties it. “Good?” He asks, holding his hands out.
“Great!” She says before fixing it. Tugging on his arm slightly.
Joel smiles and follows her out, seeing the others lining up to go down the aisle.
As the Sailor Moon theme song plays, Ray turns around to face the procession. Amazed that Joel had found a church in Texas, Castle Avalon. It was stunning and so cool to be getting married in a castle.
Joel waited until it was his time to go, shoving his hands into his pockets. He started down the aisle, smirking at Ray, trying not to laugh.
Ray didn’t bother trying not to and immediately started giggling upon seeing Joel in his tux. Only momentarily disappointed that it wasn’t a dress. But so happy to be seeing him walking towards him at their wedding.
Joel reached the end of the aisle and took Ray’s hand. “Glad to see you here.” He grinned.
“Are you kidding? I’m ecstatic you didn’t jump out the window when you had the chance!” Ray grins back.
Joel chuckles. “I would never.”
“If you assholes are done, we can start?” Burnie interrupts.
Ray snorts. “Yes please Burnie! Hurry up and marry us!”
Burnie rolls his eyes. “Do you want me to do this right or just skip to the kissing?”
“A combination of both please.”
Burnie rolls his eyes again and looks up to address the crowd. “We’re here today to join these two knuckleheads in marriage. If anyone here objects, speak now or shut the fuck up.” Burnie pauses waiting to see if anyone responds. When no one does he continues. “These two wrote their own vows, so go ahead Ray.”
“So, little warning... This is going to be cheesy so sorry for that.” He says to the crowd before turning to Joel. “Joel, according to you, you have loved me longer. But I promise to love you more fiercely than you could ever hope to try. I promise to badger you for sex and pout when you say no. I promise to help with gardening even when I don’t want to as long as we can work on the workbench later.” He says winking. “I will love bickering with you until we’re old and gray and even after that.You are all I think about, all I dream about, and all I want. I love you.” Ray says tearing up.
Joel chuckled a little. “Wow, just make me look bad why don’t you. And you may think that you will love me more than I could ever love you, but I promise to argue that point till my very last breath. I promise to always be here, by your side and to never ever leave. I promise we will use the shed more often.” He grins. “I couldn’t think of anything better, anything more perfect than spending the rest of my life with you, Ray. I love you so much.”
“Wow, you guys are sappy as shit.” Burnie laughs. “Rings please.”
Michael hands Ray his rings and Lindsay hands Joel his.
Joel takes his and slips it on Ray’s finger. “I’ll love you forever.” He grins.
“I’ll love you for always.” Ray smiles as he slips his on Joel’s.
“And you can kiss each other. Yay.” Burnie laughs.
Joel leans down and plants a soft kiss on Ray’s lips.
Ray laughs and shakes his head, when Joel leans away and pulls him back towards himself. Ramming their lips together and kissing him passionately.
Joel makes a startled noise, hands clinging to Ray’s arms. Burnie clears his throat.
They kiss for another second before pulling away, a few people laughing. “What?” Ray asks.
“Gross.” Burnie makes a face but laughs. “I now pronounce you, uh... husband and husband I guess. Congrats, guys.” He grins.
Ray smiles and gives Joel a quick and tender kiss. Before wrapping his arms around Joel and whispering into his ear. “The second we can, we are going to find a broom closet and go at it like bunnies.”
Joel laughs and tugs Ray down the aisle. “I’m sure that’s your plan. But we have pictures to take first.”
Ray pouts, wishing the pictures could wait.
Joel leans in close. “Don’t you start pouting already.”
“Why not?” Ray asks quietly.
“Because we need to look nice for the pictures. And when I’m done wiping that pout off your face you’ll look anything but. So pictures first.” Joel smirks.
Ray grins. “God, I love you so much it’s insane.”
“I know you do.”
“And?” Ray prompts.
“And what?” Joel grins.
Ray pouts again and looks down and away from Joel.
Joel laughs. “Really? I’m pretty sure that it’s very obvious that I love you too.” He holds up his hand, showing his ring.
Ray grabs Joel’s hand, squeezing it tight. “So I guess we’re married now...” Ray says.
Joel nods. “Yeah, I guess we are. Feel any different?”
“More of the same I guess.”
Joel nods. “Yeah. Pretty much.”
Lindsay comes over, grinning. “Here you guys are. Ready for pictures?”
Ray shoots Joel a look, begging to bail and go fuck instead.
Joel grins and pulls him along towards the photographer. “You’re not getting out of it that easy.”
They take what feels like thousands of pictures holding each other or pushing and laughing. Finally they get away before the reception in the grand hall. “Do we have time for a quickie, or do you just want to make out a bit?” Ray asks Joel sweetly.
“You know it never is ‘just making out a bit’ with you.” Joel laughs.
Ray grins cheekily. “So quickie in a broom closet?”
“Well I did say i was gonna wipe that pout of your face. And I’m a man of my word.”
Ray pull his hand until he finds a closet, locking it from the inside. “We only have a few minutes before people will come looking for us.” Ray says quickly.
Joel pushes Ray against the wall. “That’s fine.” He whispers in his ear before kissing him forcefully.
Ray responds quickly, pulling down his pants quickly before pulling down Joels.
Joel breaks the kiss, breathing heavily and takes a step back, arching his eyebrow expectantly.
Ray reaches into his inside pocket and hands Joel one of the condoms in it.
Joel chuckles and rolls the condom on. He turns Ray around and presses against his back, grabbing a handful of hair. “Always so prepared and eager, huh?” He whispers.
“Well I was a boy scout. It was our motto!” Ray says grinning ear to ear. “So, you gonna fuck me or what?”
“Oh the things that brings to mind. But they’ll have to wait for another time.” Joel pushes slowly into Ray, giving him only a moment to adjust before he begins moving.
“Jesus!” Ray shouts, surprised by the cock rather than fingers.
“Sorry, don’t really have the time for anything proper.” Joel murmurs, tugging Ray’s collar out of the way and biting him.
Ray moans loudly in pleasure. “Faster!” He begs.
“Faster what?”
“Faster, hubby?”
“Swing and a miss, dear.” Joel grinned, slowing.
“Fuck, jesus. Please! Faster please!”
“That’s better.” Joel said, picking up his pace.
Ray looks around and grabs a mop bucket, coming into it and shouting Joel’s name.
Joel bites his lip to keep from laughing and thrusts hard a few more times before coming. He leans against Ray for a moment before stepping away and pulling the condom off, looking around for what to do with it.
Ray takes a few deep breaths before pulling his pants back up and taking the condom from Joel, putting it in the mop bucket too.
Joel chuckled. “Feel kinda bad for whoever has to clean up.”
Ray shrugs, kissing Joel slowly before pulling away. “We should get back to our wedding.”
Joel nods. “You should fix your hair first.” He grins, kissing Ray’s forehead and leaving the closet.
Ray leaves his hair the way it is and follows Joel out of the closet, unconcerned about his hair. If it bothered Joel, then he could fix it.
Joel grabbed Ray’s hand and laced their fingers together. “I love you.”
Ray squeezes Joels hand. “I love you too.” Ray says grinning.
“So Mr. Heyman, ready for the reception?” Joel grins, stopping at the doors to the reception hall.
Ray grins at hearing his new shared name. “Yep!”
Joel gives him a quick kiss before pushing the doors open.
They are met with a loud applause, Ray looks at Joel.
Joel smiles at him. “What?”
“They’re clapping and it’s weird.”
“How’s it weird? They’re happy for us.”
“Well, I’m happy for us but you don’t see me clapping.”
“Well it’s a bit narcissistic to clap for yourself, don’t you think?” Joel laughs and starts toward their table.
Ray smiles when he sees several vases of red roses, making a mental note to gather those later.
Joel sits down. “So did I do good?” He grins.
“This is better than anything I would have come up with. Thanks babe!”
“Anything for you Ray. And truthfully, Lindsay came up with most of it. I just had the general idea.”
“I love you so much.” Ray says kissing Joel and earning a few awwws from their guests.
Joel chuckles. “I love you too.” Music starts playing and Joel looks up to see Geoff and Gavin holding mics and laughing as they begin to sing ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’. Very badly at that. Joel grins.
Ray looks to Joel. “Karaoke? Really? Don’t get me wrong, it’s awesome... Just a bit surprising.”
Joel laughs and shrugs. “Well, everyone sings enough around the office. And you guys sing in let’s plays all the time. I figured why not, it could be fun.”
Ray leans over and kisses Joel’s cheek, grinning like a buffoon.
“Glad you like it.” Joel wipes tears from his eyes as the two leave and someone else gets up to sing. “This was one of the best ideas ever.”
Ray frowns when their meal arrived. Corn, mashed potatoes, and fried chicken. “Is this a country bumpkin shotgun wedding?” He asked teasingly.
Joel makes a face. “You’re hilarious. There’s nothing wrong with southern food. Besides, if you want a shotgun wedding I’m sure Geoff or Burnie can go get a shotgun.”
Ray rolls his eyes and eats his potatoes, humming in delight. They were delicious.
Joel laughs. “Yeah that’s what I thought. Picky.”
“Shut up! You’re picky!”
“How am I picky?”
“Fine, your... uhhh. Something.”
Joel grins. “I’m something? So I’m a thing now?”
Ray shoves Joel. “You know that’s not what I meant.”
Joel laughs and ruffles Ray’s hair. “I know it’s not. But it’s fun teasing you.”
“So do we have one of those rules where when they clink their glass we kiss?” Ray asks hopefully.
Joel smiles and nods. “I suppose we can.”
“Go tell people to clink all the glasses!” Ray says excitedly.
“You’re not suppose to tell people to do that. They just do it on their own.”
‘“But no one is!” Ray whines.
Joel laughs. “If you want to kiss me then just kiss me. Nothing has ever really stopped you before.”
“Fair enough!” Ray says before wrapping his arms around Joel and kissing, pushing the older mans lips open with his tongue.
Joel chuckles into the kiss, wrapping his arms around Ray.
Ray tangles his hands up in Joel’s hair wanting more.
Joel pulls away a little, resting his forehead on Ray’s. “I said a kiss, not putting on a show for everyone.”
“I don’t think they mind too much. They have their fried chicken to pay attention to.” Ray says smirking at Joel.
Joel smirks back. “Pretty sure they’ll care if we start fucking in front of them though.”
Ray pouts. “How much longer til the honeymoon?”
“We just had sex. You really can’t make it through dinner?”
“Doubt it. We just got married. I want you like crazy!” Ray says grinning widely and wiggles his eyebrows.
Joel rolls his eyes and sits back. “You’re gonna burn me out, you know that?”
“It’s my goal in life.”
“Burn me out then you don’t get anymore.” Joel winks.
“You still didn’t answer my question.”
“What question?”
“How much longer until the honeymoon?”
Joel laughs. “We’re driving to Houston tonight. The plane doesn’t leave till morning.”
“Well we have a hotel there right? ‘Cause I’ve got a surprise for you!” Ray says grinning wickedly.
Joel raises an eyebrow. “Oh do you now?”
Ray nods suggestively.
“Well I can’t wait to see what you’ve got in store.”
“Joel!” Ray whines. “Can you just answer my fucking question?”
“I did. We’re driving to Dallas later. Whenever this is over.” Joel gestures around.
“How long do weddings generally last?” Ray asks. “There isn’t cake is there?” He wonders, wrinkling his nose.
Joel laughs. “Do you really think I’d be that cruel?”
Ray shrugs. “So what’s for dessert?”
“You’ll see when it gets shoved in your face.” Joel grins.
Ray rolls his eyes and finishes his food. Secretly glad that Joel didn’t try to come up with something fancy that he would have ended up hating.
Jeol finishes his food as well and after a while Lindsay comes over to them. “Come on you two, time for dessert.” She grins, grabbing them and pulling them along behind her.
“Dessert isn’t in here?” Ray asks confused.
“Of course it is. You guys just get to be the center of attention. Besides, the mess will be easier to clean it you’re over here than sitting down.”
Ray looks questioningly to Joel.
Joel grins. “Close your eyes.”
Ray does as he’s asked and closes his eyes tight. “There better not be any cake.” He mutters.
Joel laughs as Lindsay hands him a pie. “I promise Ray. It’s not cake.” Joel bites his lip to keep from laughing more and shoves the pie in Ray’s face.
Ray feels a wet thing hit his face and he opens his eyes, wiping some whipped cream away before he could see anything. “At least it wasn’t cake. Do I get one to hit Joel with?” Ray asks hopefully.
Joel doubles over with laughter and Lindsay holds out a second pie to Ray, winking.
Ray looks down at the pie grinning, and waits for Joel to stand up straight before smooshing the pie into his face. Giving it a bit of a twist to make sure Joel got as much of his face covered as possible. He then leans forward and kisses Joel, a wet sticky mess.
Everyone joins in laughing while Joel wipes at his face. “Told you it wasn’t cake. I’m not that mean.” He grins.
“Shall we go clean this stuff off in the bathroom before eating it?” Ray asks, hoping Joel will hear his other question in there.
Joel rolls his eyes. “Yes. Let’s go get cleaned up.”
Ray grins and grabs his hand. When they are a safe distance from everyone he whispers. “You do know I want another quickie, right?”
Joel chuckles. “I knew exactly what you wanted. You are absolutely insatiable, love.”
“Part of my charm, you know you love me for it.” Ray says locking the door and starting to undress as soon as they reach the bathroom.
“How’s it a quickie if you get completely undressed? That’s going to take you forever to put back on.” Joel says, amused.
Ray rebuttons his jacket and leaves his pants on the ground, looking expectantly at Joel.
Joel grins. “What?”
“Take your pants off! Or did you want us to wash our faces first?” Ray asks.
“I think I’ll wash my face. Not a fan of sticky white messes on my face.” Joel winks, turning to the sink.
Ray drags himself over to the sink and quickly washes his face off, waiting for Joel to finish.
Joel chuckles, drying his face. “You are so impatient. How are you gonna survive the drive or flight?”
“Well, my aim is for us to join the mile high club. So I think I’ll be okay!” Ray says pulling Joel towards him and getting on his knees, pulling down Joel’s pants and grinning up at him.
“Is that what you think, huh?” Joel smirks, watching Ray.
Ray takes hold of Joel’s cock, pumping it a few times before taking it into his mouth.
Joel groans and tangles his hands in Ray’s hair.
Ray stops when Joel is fully erect and stands up, taking out another condom and handing it to Joel.
“So quick like earlier? Or do you wanna take our time some?”
“Well they have dessert to occupy themselves with, so we have a little more time.”
“And not they don’t know what we’re doing anyway.” Joel sucked on his fingers and pushed Ray back against the sink. He pulled him into a kiss and slid one finger slowly in.
Ray moans into the kiss, begging for more.
Joel deepens the kiss, adding a second finger and soon after a third.
Ray grinds against Joel, his hard dick rubbing against Joel’s.
“Use your words, Ray.” Joel grins, whispering in his ear.
“Please fuck me Joel.”
“Anything for you darling.” Joel pulls his fingers out and turns Ray around. He lined himself up with Ray and pushes in.
Ray groans and looks up, seeing Joel in the mirror he’s facing, loving the expression on his face.
Joel grins and leans close to Ray’s ear. “Like this?”
“Oh God yes!” Ray moans.
Joel chuckles, breathily in his ear and starts to move faster.
Ray tries to hold on but he orgasms, trying to be quiet and not alert anyone to the fucking going on.
Joel groans speeding up before he comes, biting Ray’s neck to keep quiet.
“Ow. What is with you and the biting?” Ray asks.
“Don’t like love bites?” Joel grins, pulling out.
“Don’t get me wrong, I love the biting... but ow.”
“I didn’t bite that hard.”
“The marks on my neck beg to differ.” Ray argues.
“I could just suck on your neck and leave a mark. Biting’s got nothing to do with it.”
“Do whatever you want with me Joel.”
Joel rolls his eyes. “Maybe another time. We should be getting back.” He fixes his pants and waits for Ray.
Ray does a little dance as he puts his pants back on, trying to get Joel to laugh.
Joel bites back a laugh. “What on Earth are you doing?”
“Dancing for you before our first dance.”
Joel grins. “Is that what that was?”
“Oi! Don’t diss my moves.”
Joel laughs and holds his hands up. “I wasn’t dissing anything.”
Ray grabs Joel’s hand and leads him back into the hall for dessert.
Joel lets Ray lead him back to the hall and to the table Lindsay’s at handing out desserts. She gives him a knowing smile and hands them both desserts.
Ray eats his slowly, watching Joel interact with everyone and thank them for coming. Ray just nodding along.
Joel leans in close. “You could be a little more social you know.”
“You’re the social one, I’m the quiet horny one.” Ray says winking.
Joel laughs. “They’re your friends too. You’re plenty social at the office. Be social now.”
Ray whines and saunters off, leaving his husband to find Michael.
“Hey, Ray.” Michael grins widely at Ray, clapping him on the shoulder. “Congrats by the way.”
“Thanks man. Can I ask you something?”
“Sure man. What’s up?”
“Did you and Lindsay bang a lot at your wedding?”
Michael rubs the back of his neck. “That’s uh... Why do you wanna know?”
“Just cause... Y’know” He says shrugging.
Michael eyes him. “You and Joel went to bang didn’t ya?”
Ray nods and smirks. “Twice.”
“Twice?” Michael shakes his head. “Damn dude. Couldn’t keep it in your pants?” He laughs.
“Nope, never can.” He says laughing.
Michael nods. “Well, that’s cool. Try not to kill Joel though. He’s ancient.”
“Nah, he’s just not as young as us. But he is as spry.”
“Not really something I needed to know. But good for you.”
“Sorry man.”
Michael shrugs. “It’s all good. Glad you found someone who puts up with your crazy needs.” He laughs.
“No kidding eh?”
Michael stands quietly for a moment. “Seriously, twice already?”
“Yeah, have we beaten you guys yet?”
Michael laughs. “Lindsay would probably kill me if I said anything, so ya know.”
“Oh come on, what’s your number?”
“Really, Ray?”
“Really Michael.”
Michael mumbles an answer, looking at the ground.
“What was that?”
Michael sighs. “I said 3.”
“Damnit! Okay, I gotta go. Talk to you later!” Ray says grabbing Joel’s arm and leading him away again.
“Ray! What the hell?!” Joel asks, startled by being pulled away from the conversation he had been in.
“Michael said he and Lindsay fucked 3 times at their wedding! We have to do it twice more to beat them, so come on!” He said quietly so only Joel could hear.
Joel tries to tug his hand away. “Ray! It’s not a competition!”
Ray looks up and pouts. “Joel, we are obligated to have more sex than them. Please can we go fuck somewhere?”
“How are we obligated to have more? Are they gonna know if we have more sex than them?”
“Maybe, but I’ll know for sure.”
Joel chuckles and shakes his head. “Is it really that important to you?”
“You know I like to win.” Ray says smiling.
“But no one even knows their competing.”
“Fine, don’t fuck me then.” Ray says starting to walk away.
Joel sighs and grabs his wrist. “Fine, if it really means that much to you. Let’s go.”
Ray smiles at Joel and they find an office to get naked in.
--
Joel sat on the ground, panting. “There, you happy now?”
Ray pants. “Holy crap. That was amazing. Both times, were amazing.”
Joel nods, running his hands through his hair. “Well, I’m sure everyone know’s we’ve been fucking at our wedding now. We’ve been gone a long time.”
“Meh, at least they’re all good and wasted now.”
“Yeah and they’re wasted and know what we’ve been up to. Which means teasing.”
“So? We just got married. If we don’t get a little teasing from people I’d be a little concerned.”
Joel chuckles and stands, starting to get dressed. “Yeah, I suppose. We’ll get more now though because of your needs.”
Ray puts his clothes back on. “Point being?”
Joel shrugs. “None really. Just pointing out you being pouty and demanding.”
“You love me being pouty and demanding. It turns you on.”
“Nah. I like you begging more.” Joel smirks.
“You just love everything about me.”
“Wouldn’t have married you otherwise.”
“Woah. We’re married. We’ve had married people sex 4 times today.” Ray says amused.
Joel rolls his eyes. “Yeah. Though I’m sure the married people sex could’ve easily waited till we were at the hotel later.”
“We can have normal horizontal married people sex later.”
“Because that’s what I meant.”
“Well then maybe we can beat our record today.”
“Because that’s what I wanna do. You’re going to kill me.” Joel laughs.
Ray smiles at Joel. “Not on purpose.”
“You keep up like this then I might have to start thinking it is on purpose.”
“Are you saying you aren’t enjoying all this sex?”
Joel snorts. “That’s not what I said.”
“Because if I die from all this sex, then I would consider that a fantastic accomplishment.” Ray says smirking at his husband.
Joel rolls his eyes. “Not really an accomplishment you want to aim for.”
“If I die young, it better be from sex.” Ray says before he thinks about it. Hoping it doesn’t bring back thoughts of him almost dying for Joel.
Joel’s face fell for a moment before he flashed a quick smile. “I’d say the same, but I’m not exactly young anymore.” He laughs and takes Ray’s hand. “Come on, we should get going before they come looking.”
Ray rolls his eyes and allows Joel to bring him back to their reception.
“Are you at least gonna be social now? Or are you still gonna pout around?”
“I will go be social.” Ray says, going off to find Michael again.
Joel watches him go for a moment before going to find Jack.
Jack looks up and sees Joel standing in front of him. “Hey man, congrats on the wedding! You two look really happy.”
Joel nods. “Thanks. And sorry about getting pulled away earlier. Ray needed to talk to me.”
“Talk? Really? That’s the story you’re going with?” Jack asks with raised eyebrows.
Joel rubs the back of his neck, cheeks turning pink. “That obvious?”
“You guys keep ducking out and whispering, and the last time you were gone for about 40 minutes. So yeah, I’d say it was fairly obvious.” Jack says taking another swig of his beer. “Thanks for the open bar though.”
“It’s all Ray’s fault.” Joel mutters. “And might as well have an open bar, right? I work with a bunch of drunks.” He laughs.
“How is sneaking off to have sex Ray’s fault? You could say no.” Jack laughs. “You should have heard Gavin’s rendition of “I Will Always Love You” cause it was hysterical.
“I can’t say no to him when he starts with the damn pouting. And please tell me someone was recording?”
“I’m sure someone was. What, you can’t say no when Ray pouts? You must really love him.” Jack says shaking his head and smiling.
Joel chuckles. “Would we really be here if I didn’t?”
“True, just try not to let him take advantage of you. You’re allowed to say no sometimes. How are you doing post-accident though?” Jack asks, concerned.
Joel watches Ray for a long moment. “Better. He’s doing better so I’m doing better.” He pauses. “The nightmares come less now.”
“His, or yours Joel?”
“Both I suppose. Ray doesn’t really remember much of it though, so he doesn’t get them a lot. But...” Joel takes a deep breath and shakes his head. “Those images will be burned into my mind forever.”
“Does he still feel guilty about Cray?”
“He doesn’t talk about him. Not since asking about him when he woke up. But I know he does.”
“Are you going to talk to him about it?”
“I’ve tried before, but he doesn’t want to talk about that. He said something about putting this behind us.”
“Geoff said you brought home a cat. How’s he or she doing?”
Joel laughs. “She’s doing good. Ray’s even taken a liking to her. Though he wasn’t too happy about coming home to it with no warning.”
“At least you had some company while Ray was still recovery.”
“Only when Geoff got pissed and would make me leave.” Joel gives a small smile. “And boy can Geoff get a temper. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so angry.”
“Yeah, well you did spend a lot of time there over the month before they agreed to let him go home. What did you name the cat?”
Joel shrugs. “I wanted to be there for him.” He laughs. “I uh... I named her Tex. Ray wasn’t real pleased with that when he found out.”
Jack laughs. And smiles, waving over Joel’s shoulder as Ray joins them, looking between the two. “What are you guys talking about?” Ray asks.
Joel wraps an arm around Rays waist. “Just about how much you hate Tex’s name.” He grinned goofily.
“I don’t anymore.” Ray says grinning.
“But you did for a while. God, the look on your face when I told you was priceless!”
“Well to be fair, you named her after a character in your show. That’s a bit weird. Anyways, Jack do you mind if I steal my husband away for a minute?”
“Ray.” Joel says, giving him a stern look.
“No more sex till after the wedding, I promise. Your bridesmaids were asking after you for the bouquet toss.”
Joel rolls his eyes. “I’m still not sure how I ended up as the damn bride.”
“Lindsay says it was your decision. I had nothing to do with it. Are you wearing a garter? ‘Cause I’m supposed to throw that.”
“It was not a decision. And really? You have to ask if I’m wearing one? Were you not paying attention earlier?”
“My mind was a bit preoccupied with other parts of you.” Ray says. Jack clears his throat and Ray blushes.
Joel laughs. “I’ll be back, Jack.” He turns and leads Ray to where Lindsay’s standing. “No. I don’t have a garter on. We came up with something better for you.”
Ray smiles and narrows his eyes suspiciously.
“What? You’ll like it.”
“You sure about that?” Ray asks slowly.
Joel nods. “Positive!”
“Okay, do you want to throw your flowers then?”
“Well I’ll get yelled at if I don’t. So yeah, suppose so.” Joel sighs, taking the flowers from Lindsay and tossing them behind him.
Caiti catches them and looks over at Jack, grinning. “So what am I throwing?” Ray asks.
Joel chuckles and pulls a chair over, motioning for Ray to stand on it.
Ray looks warily at the chair, and steps up on the chair.
Joel laughs. “Come on. You’re Tuxedo Mask and you don’t know what you’re suppose to throw?”
Ray grins. “I get to throw a rose?”
Joel nods and holds up a rose for Ray. “I told you that you’d like it.”
Ray closes his eyes and throws the rose into the crowd.
Caleb catches it easily, looking a little surprised before laughing.
Ray looks over at Joel. “So, does that mean we’re done now?” He asks under his breath, wrapping an arm around Joel’s waist.
“Really, Ray? Already?”
“What do you expect?” Ray says smirking.
Joel rolls his eyes. “It was literally like 30 minutes ago. I don’t... Just how?”
“Fine, I’ll shut up about it and leave you alone then.” Ray says walking away pouting.
Joel catches him and wraps his arms around Ray’s waist. “Stop with the pouting. This is suppose to be a happy day. Besides, I saw you bragging to Michael. Trouble maker.”
“Well he had to know we beat him.” Ray says leaning back into Joel’s arms, resting his head against Joel’s firm chest.
Joel kisses the top of Ray’s head. “Did he now? I bet he was thrilled about that.”
“More amused than anything.”
Joel laughs. “You’re terrible.”
“Again, you love that about me.”
Joel sighs and squeezes him lightly. “I know. I love everything about you.”
“And I love everything about you. It helps that you’re sexy as hell.” Ray says licking his lips lightly.
“Gee thanks Ray.”
“You’re welcome.
Lindsay comes over, smiling. “Come on love birds. Time for a dance that doesn’t involve you being horizontal.”
Ray laughs and shuffles over to the dance floor with Joel in tow.
Joel puts his hands on Ray’s hips as Lindsay starts playing music from an ipod.
Leather and Lace booms from the speakers and Ray blushes, grinning up at Joel.
Joel chuckles. “What?”
“Our song...”
“Well duh. What’d you think it would be?”
“Well. Y’know... it’s cheesy. I thought you’d pick something more boyish.”
“What’s wrong with cheesy? It’s our wedding. We can be as cheesy as we want. And what do you mean ‘something boyish’?”
“I don’t know, Backstreet Boys? Hanson?’
“So rather than something that means something to us, you want us to look like teenage girls?”
Ray shakes his head and then nuzzles it into Joel’s chest smiling and humming along with the song.
Joel kisses Ray’s head. “I love you, Ray.”
“I love you too Joel.” Rays murmurs.
“So.... Do I get any hints about this surprise you have planned for later?”
“Maybe just one... This song.”
Joel chuckles. “Well, if that’s the case, maybe Lindsay will let us duck out a little early.”
Ray looks up at Joel, kissing him until the song ends.
Joel chuckles. “I can’t believe you are already good to go again.”
“What can I say? I’m young and spry!”
“Well I’m not. Go easy on an old man would ya?” Joel laughs.
“Never.”
Joel smiles. “That’s rude.”
“So can we go now?” Ray asks, smiling back.
“Go ask Lindsay if it’s okay.”
Ray shifts his weight between his feet. “I’m scared, you go ask her.”
“Why are you scared? It’s just Lindsay.”
“Lindsay is plenty scary.”
Joel laughs. “If you want to leave, then you go talk to her.”
Ray shakes his head vigorously and pouts.
“Oh no! No no no. Don’t you pout. You are an adult. If you want to leave, go ask.”
Ray pouts even more, bringing out the sad eyes.
Joel shakes his head and looks away. “Don’t you start.”
“Please Joel,” Ray whines. “for me?”
Joel shakes his head again. “No.”
“Joel.” Ray starts tearing up, really not wanting to be the one to talk to Lindsay.
“Ray. You can do this yourself. You are a big boy.”
Ray shakes his head and walks away, going in the opposite direction of Lindsay.
Joel lets out a frustrated groan and follows him. “Ray, where are you going?”
Ray doesn’t bother answering and tries to hide from Joel, ducking into the closet from earlier and leaning against the door so that he couldn’t get in.
Joel leans against the doorframe. “Ray, you’re being ridiculous. Lindsay’s not going to bite your head off or anything. You act like this is the end of the world.”
Ray says nothing.
“Ray, talk to me damn it.”
Ray busies himself ripping apart a sponge, still not saying anything.
“I’m not leaving till you talk to me. We can sit here all night.”
Ray scoffs, challenge accepted he thought to himself.
“Fine then. Guess we’re not leaving tonight.” Joel slides down so he’s sitting next to the door.
“Guess not.” Ray says, clamping a hand over his mouth.
“At least you fucking said something.” Joel mutters.
“I wish Cray were here.” Ray said quietly.
Joel leans his head against the wall. “I know...”
“I miss him.”
“I miss him too, Ray.”
“It’s all my fault he’s gone.” Ray says tearing up.
Joel swallows thickly, wishing this conversation would’ve happened some other time. “No it’s not Ray.”
“Yes it was. I was driving. He kept trying to get my attention to see the semi. He said my name Joel.” Rays says, full on sobbing now.
Joel puts a hand over his mouth to keep himself quiet. He hadn’t known that last part. He takes a few deep breaths before speaking. “Ray. It wasn’t your fault. There’s no way you could’ve predicted what was going to happen. And even if you had looked when he tried for your attention, then what? Do you think it would’ve turned out any different? There were cars all around. You wouldn’t have been able to stop.” He stops for a moment to calm himself before continuing quietly. “If it’s anyone’s fault, then it’s mine. You were a new driver. And I sent you out by yourself.”
Ray moves away from the door letting Joel in to sit with him, resting his head on his shoulder. “I had to get practice somehow, it wasn’t your fault. I was stupid and oblivious to my surroundings. Sometimes I feel so guilty that I wish I had died.”
Joel clenches his fists tightly. “Don’t you ever, ever say or think that again.” He stares hard at Ray. “Got it?”
Ray nods. “Sorry, I just thought he’d be here when we got married. Following us around, spilling things, and now he’s not anywhere. He’s just gone.”
Joel runs a hand through his hair and leaves it there. “Sometimes, shit just happens. And you can’t control it. No matter how much you think you could’ve changed it, you just can’t. Cray may not be here anymore, but he’ll never be completely gone. He was... He was family. And as long as you have your memories, he’ll always be here with us.”
“We’re in charge of remembering him. Got it.” Ray says forcing a smile. “Did you think I was going to die when I was in the coma?”
Joel blinks away a few tears and nods.
“I’m sorry for scaring you. I’m also sorry for picking the worst possible time to talk about this.”
“Don’t be sorry. You woke up. That’s all that matters. And I’m just glad you finally talked about it rather than keeping it bottled up.”
“Sorry for ruining our wedding. Would you want to go back out and have one more dance before we bail?”
Joel pulls Ray into a tight hug. “You could never ruin our wedding. And we don’t have to if you don’t want too. I can go tell Lindsay that we’re leaving if you want.”
“I think maybe one more dance first.”
Joel nods and stands. “Alright. One more dance.”
They go back to the hall, Ray wiping the tears out of his eyes. Ray going over to Lindsays iPod and playing ‘Let It Be’ before taking Joel’s hand in one of his and wrapping the other arm around his waist, swaying to the music.
Joel holds Ray tightly to him, resting their foreheads together. “Please don’t blame yourself anymore.” He says softly.
“I won’t if you won’t.”
Joel gives him a small smile. “Alright.”
“I love you Joel.”
“I love you too, Ray. Always have. Always will.”
The song ends and Ray grins shyly up at Joel. “Ready to go?”
Joel nods and kisses his forehead. “I’ll go tell Lindsay.”
Summary: Joel gets Ray to drive and he gets into an accident.
Rating: PG-13 (but there’s a death and sadness)
Notes: We hope you cry. That is all.
Ray hated this. He was stuck in a car with Cray for an hour while he drove down the highway on his way back home from the Achievement Hunter offices, having accidentally forgotten Cray in the lobby after Joel had left.
Cray looked around as they drove. It was much rougher when the short one drove instead of the tall one. He liked the tall one’s driving more. They never stopped suddenly or jerked around between lanes. It made his tummy hurt when the short one drove.
Ray hated switching lanes, especially when there were cars or trucks bigger than him near him. He closed his eyes and switched lanes, trying to get around a semi. He didn’t like how big they were, always blocking his view.
Cray shifts in his seat, watching as the big trucks get closer than the tall one would allow. He frowns and looks at Ray.
Ray opens his eyes again, and looks at Cray looking at him. “What? I’m doing fine. This is going better than last time.” Ray said. It started raining a few seconds later, drizzling and making Ray even more nervous.
Cray gives him a skeptical look before looking back out the window watching the droplets collect there. The semi two lanes over lurches oddly and Cray watches it curious. It makes a sudden turn across the lanes toward them. Cray turns and shakes Ray’s shoulder urgently, looking panicked.
“Cray, it’s okay. I’m not going to let anything bad happen to you. Joel would kill me, and I would be kinda upset too. We love you.” Ray says smiling.
Cray stares at him for a moment before turning back to look out his window then turns back. “R-ray...” He pleads.
Rays eyes go wide. “Cray. That was a word. Well, a name. My name!” Ray smiles wider, proud that Crays first word was his name.
Cray is about to say something when the sounds of car horns interrupts, followed by the crunching of metal and the shattering of glass as the semi collides with the passenger side, pinning the car against the cement barrier.
Ray screams as the semi hits them hitting his head and watches Cray fly through the window before losing consciousness, feeling a sharp pain in his chest.
--
Joel sits on the couch, feet propped up waiting for Ray to come back with Cray. They should’ve been home by now. His phone cut through his thoughts and he quickly picked it up. It was Ray. He sighed, relieved and answered with a grin.
“Hey Ray. Thought you’d gotten lost or something.”
Someone cleared their throat. “Um. Is this Joel?”
Joel looked confused. “Um. Yes.”
“Do you know a Mr. Ray Narvaez Jr?”
Joel felt his stomach drop. “Yes. I do. What happened?”
“Well...” The person on the other end called to someone else before they continued. “There’s been an accident.”
Joel moved quickly to grab his keys stopping when he realized that Ray had his car. He had no way to get to him. “What kind of accident? What the hell happened?”
“Well, it seems like a semi lost control due to the rain and Ray seemed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
Joel seethed. “Wrong place wrong time! That’s how you tell someone news like this!”
The man’s voice turned sheepish. “I’m sorry sir. That may not have been the best wording. But can you come down, there was another body with no ID that we need you to identify along with confirming Ray’s.”
Joel clenched his jaw a few times before speaking in an even tone. “Where?”
The man told him where and Joel quickly hung up on him before dialing Geoff’s number.
“Hey Joel, what’s up?” Geoff asks happily.
“I need you to come get me. Now.”
“Uh, can I get a please?”
“Geoff. Come get me now.” Joel snapped, starting to pace the living room.
“Geez, alright. No need to get huffy!” Geoff says grabbing his keys and speeding over to Joel’s.
When Geoff arrives, Joel’s already outside waiting. He gets in quickly and tells Geoff where on the highway he needs to go.
Geoff looks concerned and speeds to the location Joel provided him with. Stopping when he sees an accident and 3 ambulances, a firetruck, and several police cars.
Joel’s out of the car as soon as it’s stopped, racing towards the scene. A firm hard is pressed into his chest, halting him. He looks down, face a mixture of confusion and rage.
“Sir, please. This is an accident. I can’t let you by.”
Joel shakes his head. “No. No I was told I was needed. I was told to come here.”
The cop thinks for a moment. “Are you Joel?”
Joel nods and the cop beckons him towards the ambulances. Joel follows, catching sight of a stretcher covered in a white sheet. He looks quickly away and back to where the cop is leading him.
The back of the ambulance is open and Joel sees Ray on a stretcher, the bits of him that he can see are covered in bruises and cuts. The cop stops and turns to him.
“Is this Ray?” He asks.
Joel nods tightly looking away. “Yeah. Yeah that’s Ray.” He says softly.
The cop nods as the other stretcher is brought over and the sheet is pulled down. “Can you identify this man?”
Joel stares for a long moment, studying the face. He looks away but doesn’t say anything.
“Sir?”
Geoff finally comes over and looks over at Ray, then down at Cray. “What the fuck happened here?”
Joel looks up at Geoff with a pained expression. “This is all my fault.” He says pitifully.
“Jesus Joel, no it’s not, and by the looks of things it wasn’t Rays fault either. Why don’t you go sit down and breathe while I deal with this okay?””
Joel looks at him for a moment more before nodding slightly. He turns and walks to the ambulance Ray’s in, sitting down and holding tightly to Ray’s hand.
The cop turns to Geoff. “So, do you know these guys?”
“Yeah, they work for me. They are also like family to me. Is that Cray? What happened to him?” Geoff asks nodding towards the stretcher with the sheet over it.
The cop looks a little confused. “Well we don’t know who it is. He has no ID. That’s why we had him,” He nods towards Joel. “come down here to identify. We know the one in the ambulance is Ray.”
“Well Joel is in no state to identify anyone. He’s busy with his fiancee right now.” Geoff says, putting on his stern father voice.
The cop nods slowly. “Well then I guess it’s up to you to identify and decide what to do with this one.” He gestures to the body.
Geoff pulls the sheet back a bit, showing Crays face bloody and peaceful, more so than usual. He blinks a few times and looks back up at the cop. “This is Cray Narvaez.”
The cop nods. “He was pronounced dead at the scene. What do you want us to do? Does he have ID or anything?”
“No, he’s a clone. We’ll have him cremated. But please wait until after we can manage a funeral. Put him on ice or something for now.”
The cop looks surprised but nods, shuffling off to do some paperwork.
Geoff walks over to Joel. “I’m going to make some calls and meet you at the hospital okay?” He says softly.
“Okay.” Joel says softly, not looking away from Ray.
Geoff thinks about it and calls Griffon first. It only rings once before she picks up.
“Geoff, oh thank god. What happened? Is everything okay?” She says in a rush.
“There’s been an accident. Cray died on impact, Ray is being taken to the ICU. I’m going to need people down at the hospital for Joel. He’s not taking this well.” Geoff says tightly.
Griffon nods and turns to Gavin, telling him what happened and telling him to call Michael. She puts the phone back to her ear. “We’ll meet you there. Do you need me to do the calls or are you going too?”
“I’m going to call Michael, it’d be great if you’d call the rest.”
“Gavin’s already calling him, dear. I got the rest.” She pauses. “Be safe. I love you.”
“Thanks Griffon. I love you too.” Geoff says and hangs up. Realizing he must have been on speaker phone. He hurries to the hospital, and finds Joel sitting in the waiting room, his head in his hand and his shoulders shaking as if he was crying.
“It’s all my fault. I shouldn’t have let Ray go. This is my fault. It wasn’t even suppose to rain today.” Joel looks up a Geoff with a strange expression. “It wasn’t suppose to rain.”
“This isn’t your fault Joel. There is no way you could have predicted this. Ray’s going to be okay, he’s strong. Besides, he was so looking forwards to marrying you.” Geoff says smiling and wrapping a comforting arm around Joel.
Joel stares back at the floor. “But it is my fault. I’m the one who left Cray at the office. I’m the one who told Ray to go pick him up. It’s my fault he got hit. They...” He chokes back on a sob. “They won’t even let me see him.”
“They will.”
Joel continues to stare forlornly at the floor. “This is all my fault.”
Griffon enters with Gavin following closely behind, her phone pressed to her ear as she talks in quickly to whoever’s on other end. She sees Geoff and nudges Gavin over, while she stays near the door.
Gavin sits on Joels other side. “X-Ray is going to be fine. He’s a superhero!” Gavin says, forcing a smile.
Joel sneers at him. “This isn’t some dumb joke Gavin. He’s not a superhero. He’s hurt. Badly. And it’s all my fault.”
“The two of you always pull through. Remember when you first started dating?” Geoff asks.
---
It didn’t take long for them to start bickering, and they did it constantly. Ray wasn’t sure what it meant, was Joel sick of him? Were they not compatible?
Joel stood in the kitchen of the office, using more force than necessary to make his coffee. It was still early, but he had to get out of Ray’s. They’d had another fight the previous night, this one worse than most of the other bickering. He was worried about what it meant for them.
Ray walked into the office kitchen for some coffee, almost walking into Joel. “Sorry,” he says. “oh. Uh... Hi.”
“Oh. Hey Ray.” Joel looks around. “You’re uh... Here early.”
“Yeah, I couldn’t get back to sleep.” Ray says mentally adding ‘without you.’
Joel nods slowly and turns to leave but stops. “Look Ray... About last night...”
“Yeah?”
Joel sighs and runs his hand through his hair. “I’m sorry. It’s just... Well, I’m sorry.”
This sounds like the beginning of a break up speech, Ray thinks to himself. He takes a deep breath and lets it out. “I’m sorry too, guess things just couldn’t work themselves out.”
Joel looks confused. “What?” He looks down at the ground sadly. “I didn’t know you wanted to break up. Uh... But if that’s what you want, I respect that.” He forces a tight smile and turns to leave.
Ray grabs his hand and pulls him back to him. “I thought you were about to dump me. I was just speeding things up a bit. I’m perfectly happy to argue with you forever.” Ray says smiling.
Joel chuckles. “Why would I ever want to break up with you? You’re amazing. It’s just...nevermind” He sighs, knowing if he continues it’ll turn into bickering again.
“It’s just what? C’mon!”
Joel runs his hand through his hair again. “You’re just so young. I... I just don’t want you to get roped up into some relationship that you may not want down the line and not know how to get out of. You’re young and should be out doing what people in their 20’s do. Date around. You know, stuff like that. You shouldn’t be with someone who’s nearly twice your age.”
“Not this again. You know how I feel about you. I don’t give a shit about dating around or doing 20 year old things... I know what I want out of life and that’s you. Don’t try to get rid of me, because I’m not going anywhere.” Ray says kissing Joel softly.
---
Joel smiles at the ground at the memory but the smile leaves quickly. “This isn’t just some little bickering or argument that can be fixed by talking it out. Ray’s laying in there possibly dying. And there’s no one to blame but me.”
The doctor comes out and asks for Joel.
Joel scrambles out of his seat and hurries over to the doctor. “How is Ray? Is he going to be alright?” He asks desperately.
“Ray suffered some cerebral hemorrhaging from the crash as well as some internal bleeding, we have the latter under control for now and our main concern is his brain. We have him in a coma for now, we have hopes that his brain will heal itself and he’ll wake up in a week or two.”
Joel swallows thickly. “Can I.... Can I see him?”
“Of course. Just prepare yourself for the tubes and wires hooked up to him, alright?”
Joel nods stiffly and moves around the doctor to go to Ray’s room. He stands outside it, staring hard at the door.
Geoff watches Joel hesitate before going in to see Ray and goes to buy everyone coffee. It was going to be a long night.
Joel clenches his fists and finally pushes the door open, eyes shut tight. He takes a few deep breaths before he opens them. Nothing could’ve prepared him for just how many machines Ray was actually hooked up too. He looked away and leaned against the wall, sliding down it. He buried his face in his hands, trying to keep his sobs quiet.
Ray was dreaming.
---
It had been a week since getting engaged and they were discussing wedding plans. “So I guess neither of us wears a dress... right?” He asks smiling to Joel.
“I dunno. I still think you’d look good in one.” Joel winks and laughs.
“Hey, I already said I’d wear one as long as you did too!”
“I would look terrible in a dress! Worse than Geoff did! You would look adorable though.” Joel grins.
“Yeah, well you would know. You really like dressing Cray up in weird things.” He says smiling down at his clone, who had been given a color swatch book to play with.
“Oh, please. Name one thing that’s been weird.”
“Seriously? Just one? There was the onesie you got him.”
“Onesies aren’t weird. Lindsay has one!”
“You had one made for him with cartoons of my face. That makes it weird.” Ray says smiling.
“Hey, it’s his face too. But it’s still not that weird. What’s something weird that I’ve put him in?”
“The sundress, Barbs old prom dress, a burlap sac...”
Joel laughs. “Well I did say you’d look cute in a dress. And that last one wasn’t my fault. The girls got ahold of him.”
“God, I love you so much. You are a nutjob!” Ray says softly.
Joel laughs more. “But I’m your nutjob. And you’re stuck with me forever now.”
---
Geoff walks in surprised, biting his tongue at the sight of Ray. He hands a cup of coffee to Joel and sits on the floor next to him.
Joel wipes his face and accepts the cup. He stares at it. “I....” He sighs and bows his head again.
“Tell me about Ray. Tell me something good about you two.”
Joel’s eyes flick up to Ray and quickly back down. “I ever tell you about the time I got him drunk?”
Geoff laughs. “No, but I’d love to hear it.”
---
Joel laughs setting a large bag on the counter. “Ray! I got a surprise for you!” He calls sweetly.
“What is it this time? Did you buy another box of limes to make limeade out of? Because nobody liked it last time.” Ray says remembering the bittersweet taste.
Joel grins. “Nah. I’m never trying that again. This is much better.”
“Alright, I give. What’s the surprise?”
Joel pulls out a bottle a vodka. “Remember when I said I was gonna fix you? Well, tonight is that night.”
“Oh God. That is not a surprise. That’s a punishment Joel. What the hell do you think I did this time?”
“Nothing. This isn’t a punishment! I promise, you won’t taste it at all.” Joel grins wider. “Just give it a try. Please?”
Ray makes a face. “For you. Only because I love you, and you have to promise not to tell anyone what happens okay? Because I just know it’s going to be embarrassing as hell.”
Joel laughs. “Okay, okay. I promise.” He turns around and pulls out glasses and makes two drinks, handing one to Ray.
Ray sniffs at it. “This better not taste the way it smells. How many of these do I have to do?” He asks cautiously.
Joel shrugs and takes a long drink of his own. “Why don’t you see if you like it first.”
Ray narrows his eyes and plugs his nose, drinking the whole thing as fast as he could to get it over with. Wanting to spit it all out the second he finished swallowing.
Joel chuckles. “You’re gonna get trashed if you slam drinks like that.”
“I thought that’s what you wanted! Hit me with another.”
“Well it was more so about you enjoying it. But if you just want to go straight to trashed I can get you there.” Joel grins.
“There was no way I was going to enjoy this Joel. I’m doing this for you, not for me.” Joel pours him another and he drinks that one just as quickly.
Joel shrugs. “Fine. If you want it over with quickly then here.” He pulls out a different bottle and pours 2 shots. “Take that.”
“Goldschlager? Weird name.” Ray says, pounding back both shots Joel had poured.
“Rude. One of those was mine.”
“Well I’m yours but you don't see me complaining!” Ray grins.
“Well guess the schlager did it’s job.” Joel chuckles. He pours 2 more shots, keeping one for himself this time.
Ray knocks back the shot of the cinnamony stuff.
Joel laughs and takes his own shot. “Startin to feel it?”
“Your eyes have stars in them. Did you know that? Does it hurt?”
Joel snickers. “They only hurt when I’m not around you.”
Ray laughs and throws his arm around Joel. “Have I ever told you how much I love you?” Ray asks, his words starting to slur.
Joel laughs. “Hmm... I think you could stand to say it more often.”
“The amount of love I have for you is nuts. It’s like... If a Rhinoceros and a Hippopotamous charged at each other and exploded and then had a baby with the sun, and that baby was soaked in rainbows and raised with puppies. I love you more than that.”
Joel laughs. “That’s some image Ray. Want some more?”
“Yes please, my little sugar plum!”
Joel pours another 2 shots, giving 1 to Ray. “Yeah... Not big on sugar plum.”
Ray takes the shot. “You don’t want to be my sugar plum?” Ray asks pouting. “Well then how about little daffodil? Or Sailor Moon? Or I could call you Pikachu and chase you around the office trying to catch you in my pokeball!” Ray says excitedly.
“How about none of the above? And you follow me around the office sometimes anyway.” Joel winks.
“Does that mean no catching you with my balls?” Ray pouts.
“Oh don’t you pout at me mister.” Joel pours another shot, sliding it in front of Ray.
Ray takes the shot. “What is it you want me to do anyways?” He asks.
“What do you mean?”
“Why are you getting me drunk? Do you have a secret?” He slurs.
“What and you’d think I’d get you drunk to tell you a secret?” Joel scoffs. “No, I just wanted to try to get you to like alcohol a bit. Then when we go to bars with everyone you won’t have to be so miserable.”
“I still hate it by the by the way.” He blinks.
“Well I guess this was a failed endeavor, huh?”
“Joel?”
“Hmmm?”
“I think I’m drunk.” Ray states.
Joel chuckles. “You think?”
“Yes. Is there anything you would like to ask me? I feel like answering questions. That’s a weird mood to be in, a question answering mood.” Ray chatters.
Joel laughs. “That is indeed an interesting mood to be in. Umm....” He pulls Ray close to him, wrapping his arms around his waist.
Ray nuzzles his head into Joel’s lap. Purring like a cat to show his contentment. “Sing me a lullaby Joel!”
Joel laughs. “You’ve heard me sing Ray. You know I’m awful at it.”
“You know I don’t think that, and I love your singing. Please Joel!” Ray gives Joel his best puppy eyes.
Joel sighs. “Fine. What do you want me to sing?”
“Misty Mountains!”
“Really, Ray?”
“Yes! And keep repeating it until I tell you to stop!”
Joel gives him a face before rolling his eyes. “Fine.” He starts singing.
Ray hums lightly along with him, closing his eyes.
------
“And I had to sing that damn song about 80 times. Every time I thought he was asleep and I’d stop, he’d wake up and yell at me that he hadn’t told me to stop yet.” Joel finished, chuckling.
Joel’s smile fades and he looks up to Ray. “I hope so, Geoff. I really hope so.”
The machine hooked up to Rays heart flatlines suddenly and a large group of doctors and nurses rush in and shoo them away.
Joel fights as Geoff drags him back to the waiting area, where their friends have all gathered. Burnie comes over and helps Geoff pull Joel into a chair.
“No! Let me go! He needs me!” Joel struggles in their hold.
“Joel, right now he needs those doctors more than you. Unless you’d like to take their place and stand there watching him die?” Burnie asks.
Joel deflates a little, sagging in the chair. He starts to say something but closes his mouth.
“Good answer. Now stay here, we’re all here for you and Ray. Lindsay is here if you want to go over wedding stuff while you wait.” Burnie says, daring Joel to try going back to Rays room.
Joel shrugs. “Not much point in planning anything right now.” He whispers.
Burnie narrows his eyes at Joel. “That may have sounded like you have a choice, but you don’t.”
Joel snorts. “Then why say ‘if I want to’ if I don’t have a choice.” He says a little bitterly.
“Go plan your damned wedding.”
Joel gives him a dirty look before getting up and stomping over to where Lindsay’s sitting and plopping down angrily in the seat next to her.
“Hey Joel. Griffon told me to bring the wedding planning book. So I figured we’d get some things decided since as long as there are roses, Ray says he’s happy with whatever. Guess that makes you the bride huh?” Lindsay teases.
Joel grumbles but the ghost of a smile forms. “I am not the bride.”
“Oh really? Well have fun convincing Ray of that. He still thinks he can get you to at least wear a veil.” Lindsay says smiling.
Joel smiles. “I bet he does. But he’s the one who looks good in a dress.”
“Well maybe he’ll compromise and wear a kilt if you wear the veil. Deal?”
“I don’t want a veil. They’re lacey and girly.”
“It would make Ray happy.”
Joel pouts. “And Ray in a dress would make me happy.”
“To be fair, he said the same thing about you.”
“Yeah, well that’s not happening.” Joel thinks for a moment.
“So no veil?” Lindsay says. “Not even for Ray? I’m sure he’d be willing to wear one too. It would be adorable.”
“I refuse to wear a dress. Or a skirt. But...” Joel squints his eyes for a moment. “What about something Sailor Moon themed? You know, with Ray as Tuxedo Mask?”
“And you as Sailor Moon?” Lindsay asks excitedly.
“But not in a skirt!”
“Shorts? Pants?”
“Pants, preferably.”
“Okay, I’ll have a design for you by the end of the day.” Lindsay says, turning the page in the book. “So color schemes? Did you and Ray talk about what colors you wanted?”
Joel shrugs. “What about the colors the other scouts use?”
“So... do you just want a Sailor Moon themed wedding?”
Joel thought for a long moment then nodded. “Yeah. It’d make Ray happy.”
“This is your wedding too Joel. You can’t just do everything for him. What’s something that you want at your wedding?”
Joel shrugged. “I’m marrying Ray. What more could I want?”
“You know he thinks the same thing, right? He might be a bit annoyed that you didn’t do at least one thing for yourself for the wedding.”
Joel thinks again. “I don’t know what I’d add though.”
“what do you want?”
Joel shrugs again. “I already said I had everything I wanted. But I know you’re right. Ray will be mad if I do all this for him. Do you have any ideas?”
“Pick out the menu and some music?”
Joel thinks for a moment. “Yeah I guess. But that still kinda comes down to both of us.”
“No it doesn’t. Ray isn’t picky and he’ll be happy you’ll at least be eating and listening to something you like.”
“Ray says he isn’t picky. But you should see him at home. I swear, sometimes it’s like having a picky 5 year old around.”
“Then he can order a pizza after. Seriously Joel. This isn’t that hard.”
Joel huffs. “I don’t know what to do for food. But, and I don’t care how stupid or cheesy it is, I want karaoke.”
“Karaoke?” Lindsay questions.
Joel grins and nods. “Yes. You heard me. The guys love singing anyway. And what’s better than drunken singing?”
“Alright. Karaoke it is. What about food?”
“Um... Good old country food?”
“Joel. Come on be serious.”
“What! I am! What’s wrong with what I picked?”
“Country food? What the hell kind of food is that? Corn and chicken?”
“Like fried chicken and mashed potatoes and stuff like that. Like stuff you get here in Texas or Alabama or any state in the South.”
Lindsay sighs, a little disappointed with the choice but she did make him choose something. “Okay, I’ll see it KFC does catering.”
Joel makes a face. “Not like that. Like real Southern cooking. Not some crappy fast food stuff. Why are you making a face? What’d you have in mind?”
“Nothing. I’ll ask around for some good Southern catering places. Oh! Last thing, you still have to pick your best men/best ladies for the wedding. Ray picked Michael, Geoff, and Gavin. But he said if you wanted Geoff, then he’ll ask Jack instead.”
Joel shakes his head. “No he can have Geoff. Umm... Griffon, Kara, Barbs and you. Jesus, I am the bride.” He pouts.
Lindsay smiles. “Glad you’re finally agreeing. I’m going to go chat with Griffon about your tux. Will you be okay here on your own for a minute?” She asks concerned.
Joel looks around and catches Burnie’s eye before looking at the ground and nodding. “I’ll be fine.”
Lindsay leaves Joel, and as soon as she does a nurse comes out asking for Joel.
Joel is up out of his chair instantly and moves over to her. “Is he okay? What’s going on?” He asks, eyes searching her face desperately.
“Unfortunately, the blood in his brain caused a stroke. He’s in the operating room right now and the doctors are doing everything they can. But you might want to prepare for the worst.” She says sympathetically.
Joel blinks a few times, slowly processing what the nurse had said. Her final words echo in his mind and drops to his knees. He stares at his hands, everything felt too surreal. He clenched his fist and punched the ground hard, leaving a red smear when he pulled his hand away. He gets up and storms out of the waiting room.
Geoff watches Joel leave, deciding it would be best for him to have a moment alone right now.
Joel stands outside the hospital, cold rain hitting his face causing his anger to leave. He eyes a bench nearby and goes and sits on it. He stares at the dark sky for a few moments before burying his face in his hands and starting to cry.
A cat walks by him and meows. The cat is a gorgeous little calico, and she jumps up on his lap.
Joel lets out a startled noise but gives the cat a small smile. “You shouldn’t hang around me you know. I just hurt anything I start to care for.” He says quietly, scratching her head.
She purrs happily and falls asleep on his lap.
Joel sighs. “Guess that’s not deterring you.” He continues scratching her. “No collar. Guess you don’t have a home. I feel like I don’t have one anymore, either.”
Geoff finally comes to get him. “I see you’ve made a new friend.”
Joel shrugs. “She just jumped up here and fell asleep.”
“Okay, well... They’re finishing up with Ray. I thought you might want to know.”
Joel nods then looks up at Geoff. “Can I borrow your keys?”
“Sure.” He says handing them over. “Where you heading?”
Joel stands, picking the cat up with him. “Nowhere. I just want to give her a dry place to sleep.”
The cat continues purring. Happy to have a new friend.
He goes to Geoff’s car and unlocks it, setting her in the back seat. He rubs her head. “You can sleep here for now. At least you’re out of the rain for now.” He gives her one last scratch before going back into the hospital with Geoff.
Geoff walks with Joel back to Rays room, arriving just as he is wheeled back in.
Joel stands against the wall, watching with a pained expression. He shifts, shoes squeaking in the puddle he’s made around him.
“Talk to him, I’ve heard that helps a lot of coma patients.” Geoff says leaving him alone with Ray.
Joel stands awkwardly against the wall before he finally moves to Ray’s bedside. He hesitates before grasping his hand. “I guess I really don’t know what to say. Though I’m sure you’ll be pleased to know that I’m the bride.” He chuckles a little. “Don’t know how that happened. But you’ll love the wedding. We’ve got it pretty much all planned out. Lindsay’s working with Griffon on some stuff.” He stops suddenly and looks at the floor. “Jesus, please be okay Ray. Please. Just... I don’t know if I could live without you. You just... I love you so much. I need you.” Joel chokes on a sob and rests his forehead on the side of the bed. “Please be okay, Ray.” He pleads quietly.
Ray’s hand tightens around Joel’s.
Joel’s head jerks up as he stares at their hands. He feels a smile form. “You’re there. You’re in there fighting.” He presses a kiss to Ray’s hand before wrapping the other around it tightly. “Keep fighting Ray. Come back to me. Please come back.”
Ray is dreaming.
---
Joel grips Ray’s hand tightly. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
“Technically I wasn’t talking. It was more of a bribe.” Ray squeezes his hand back.
Joel looks over the edge then back to Ray. “We’re gonna fucking die. And it will be your fault.”
Ray smiles up at Joel. “Let’s jump!” Ray shouts, but leans the two of them over the edge.
Joel tries to pull back but Ray’s already too far over and they fall from the ledge. He squeezes Ray’s hand till his knuckles are white and screams.
Ray laughs hysterically like a madman the whole way down. Holding Joel tightly and kissing him when they get all the way down before they start bouncing.
Joel glares at him as the bouncing starts to slow. “I can’t believe you made me do this. We could’ve died! Give me a fucking heart attack why don’t you!”
“Try to tell me you didn’t feel what I felt.”
“What that I was about to throw up my heart?”
“The adrenaline!” Ray enthuses. “Don’t you just feel like you could do anything right now?”
“Maybe when I’m right side up again.”
“You’re so... you.” Ray says before going back to laughing like a lunatic.
“What? Did you think the jump was going to turn me into a new person? You gonna be okay?” Joel chuckles.
Ray shrugs, still laughing and widens his eyes mischievously at Joel.
Joel eyes him warily. “What?”
Ray grins and unclips them from the harness, falling into the freezing cold water beneath them.
Joel screams as he hits the water and splutters when he resurfaces. “Jesus Christ, Ray!”
Ray doesn’t surface.
Joel looks around panicked before diving under the surface. He finds Ray quickly and hauls him to the surface, arms wrapped tightly around him. “You’re a fucking moron! If the water didn’t kill you I will!” He yells, starting to swim towards the shore.
“Guess you’re going to have to kill me then. You gotta admit though... that was fun. How’s your adrenaline?”
“Oh, it’s gonna get going when I have to run from the cops.” Joel says, dumping Ray into the shallow water.
“Why would we be running from the cops?”
Joel glares at him. “I did say I was gonna kill you. People generally don’t look approve of that.”
“Oh. Right. Good thing you won't then.”
“Oh?” Joel raises an eyebrow and slowly approaches Ray, smirking. “Says who?”
“Says me. You love me too much. Otherwise you’d have let the water drown me. Thanks for that by the way.”
Joel nods. “Yeah, you seem to think that, but...” He trails off and wraps his arms tightly around Ray and dunks them both under the water.
Ray fakes inhaling water to freak out Joel and goes limp in his arms.
Joel panics and pulls Ray up onto the shore, laying him on his back. He stares for a moment, unsure of what to do.
Ray lies motionless trying not to breathe.
Joel snaps out of his panic and leans down to check Ray’s breathing. He sits back a little when he feels nothing and tilts Ray’s chin back before leaning back down to breathe into Ray’s mouth.
Ray coughs as soon as Joel breathes into him. “That felt really weird.”
Joel glares down at Ray and slaps his chest. “I should’ve just let you drown out there.”
“But then you wouldn’t have gotten any of this sweet ass later.”
“Well that’s not happening anyway now, asshole.”
“What? Joel come on. I want to make sweet sweet love to you.”
Joel rolls his eyes and stands up. “Should’ve thought about that before you pretended to drown.”
“What are you going to do instead? Garden?”
Joel laughs. “Well at least the garden doesn’t try to give me heart attacks.”
“No but there will be worms.”
Joel shrugs. “Still better than a heart attack.”
“I love you!”
Joel sighs and pulls Ray up. “I love you too asshole.”
---
Joel sat at the bedside, staring intently at Ray. He hadn’t moved since he’d arrived early that morning, much to Geoff’s displeasure. Geoff knew Joel hadn’t been sleeping well in the weeks following the accident and had sent him home to sleep, promising to call if anything at all happened. Joel rubbed at his face and grabbed Ray’s hand again, needing the anchor of touching him. He rested his head on the bed, staring at their hands, silently hoping like he always did.
“Joel?” Ray whispers hoarsely as he opens his eyes.
Joel stills for a moment, mind racing. He picks his head up slowly, looking into Ray’s eyes. Several emotions flick through Joel’s expression in a matter of moments. “Ray?” He says quietly.
“Water?” He asks.
Joel nods and hurriedly gets the cup on the table by the bed. He holds it and presses the straw to Ray’s lips.
Ray greedily sucks down the water. “Cray?” Ray asks when he finishes.
Joel looks away, expression pained while he pours another cup of water.
“Joel. What happened?” Ray asks, voice still quiet and hoarse.
Joel stares at the cup in his hand for a long moment. “You got in an accident. You’ve been...” He clears his throat and hastily wipes his eyes. “You’ve been in a coma for over two weeks.” He says softly.
Ray is confused. If he’d been in a coma so long then why did he feel so tired? “But what about Cray? Is he here too?”
Joel swallows thickly and shakes his head.
“Where is he then?” Ray asks dreading the answer.
Joel stares harder at the cup. “Morgue.” He whispers.
Ray nods and starts to cry.
Joel sets the cup down and wraps his arms around Ray as best he can without bumping any of the tubes or wires.
Ray tries to move his head to rest it on Joel’s shoulder but he doesn't have the strength to move at all so he just keeps crying.
Joel hugs him tighter and kisses the top of his head. “Shhh shh.”
Ray eventually calms down and finally takes in Joel’s appearance. “You look like shit.”
Joel chuckles. “Says you.” He shrugs. “I haven’t really left here since it happened so...”
Ray half smiles. “Water?” He asks again.
Joel nods and gets the cup, holding it up for Ray.
Ray drinks 3 more cups and clears his throat, wincing.
Joel hovers for a minute before he takes a small step back. “I should go tell the nurse you’re up. And I can start calling everyone while they check you over.”
Ray nods his head slightly and closes his eyes.
Joel kisses Ray’s forehead. “I’ll be back soon. Promise.” He says before turning and leaving. He tracks down the nurse quickly and tells her what happened and she hurries off to Ray’s room. Joel pulls out his phone and stares at it before dialing Geoff’s number.
“Hey Joel, did something happen?” Geoff asks.
“He’s awake.” Joel breathes, brimming with excitement.
“I’ll be down there in a minute, I’ll call everyone you just go back to him.”
“Thank you Geoff. Really. You’ve been... You’ve just been the best through this. I can’t thank you enough.”
“No problem. See you soon.” Geoff says hanging up.
Joel tucks his phone back into his pocket and hurries back to Ray’s room, opening the door quietly.
Ray’s eyes snap open upon Joel’s entrance, smiling weakly at him.
“Hey there.” Joel smiles and makes his way over to the bedside. “It’s so good to see those eyes again, you know?”
“Yeah, I missed you too Joel. You still want to marry me right?” Ray asks a little worried.
Joel gives him a puzzled look. “Why wouldn’t I still want to?”
“‘Because I’m broken right now.”
Joel laughs. “You think I’d leave just because times got tough? Don’t you know this yet Ray? You’re stuck with me.” He grins.
“So am I taking your name? Or are you taking mine?” Ray asks curiously.
Joel chuckles. “I don’t know. What do you want to do?”
“Well which sounds better Joel Narvaez or Ray Heyman?”
Joel purses his lips in thought. “I think I’m going to be a little biased if I answer that.”
“I still have no idea which your answer is though.”
Joel grins at him. “Ray Heyman has a nice ring to it. But then again, being biased here.”
“I thought you’d be biased towards my name cause you love me so much. But I’ll take your name if you want me to.”
“Yes I do love you a lot. Which is why I like you having my name. So the whole world knows it. But if you don’t want to take my name you don’t have to. I’m not going to force you into anything.”
“I think I’d like being Mr. Ray Heyman.” Ray grabs Joel’s hand and squeezes. “Thanks for not giving up on me.”
Joel squeezes back. “I will never give up on you Ray.”
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Notes: Thought we would try an AU type thing. This is a continuation of our Joelay stuff. It is not a series or chapters its just sort of a different world.
Joel leaned against the counter in the kitchen, explaining the coffee machine to Cray. “And after you put the coffee in, you put some of this in.” He holds up the containers of cinnamon and nutmeg, dumping a small amount of each in before putting the filter back into the machine. “Then you just push the button.” He picks up Cray’s hand, having him push the button.
Cray nods and smiles. Wondering if this was going to be one of his duties. They having him weed too. But always with clothes. He really didn’t understand their insistence on clothes. He wondered if the tall one wanted him to make coffee for them and gesture towards the machine questioningly.
“You don’t always have to make us coffee. I’m just teaching you so you know how to do it on your own.”
Cray nods again and pushes the tall one out of the kitchen, wanting to make them coffee before going back to watch Doctor Who.
Joel chuckles and goes to sit on the couch with Ray. “I’ll give it to him, he’s a fairly quick learner.”
“That’s because he wants to learn to do everything we do. He wants to do it for us.” Ray says smiling at Joel.
Joel scoffs. “More like you want him to do everything for us and he’s just eager to please.”
Ray shrugs, wrapping an arms around Joel’s shoulder and leaning into him. “So what are we watching anyways?”
“I’ll give you 3 guesses and the first 2 don’t count.” He laughs.
Ray laughs too. “This is Doctor Who again isn’t it?” He asks.
Joel nods. “What can I say? I can’t say no to him when he pouts.”
“You mean you can’t say no to me when I pout.” Ray corrects.
Joel laughs and shakes his head. “No I can say no to you. I just usually choose not too.”
“Then why can't you say no to him? That doesn’t even make sense.”
Joel grins. “It does make sense. One of you is sweet and innocent. The other is an ass.”
“Hey. You’re marrying me, not him.” Ray says softly.
Joel laughs and kisses Ray’s temple. “I know that. And I wouldn’t be marrying you if I didn’t like how you act, now would I?”
“You mean love. You love how I act.” Ray says teasingly, kissing Joel on the Cheek.
Cray puts more cinnamon into the coffee machine, adding the entire container of nutmeg. It smells really good so it must taste good too! He waits for the machine to finish the coffee an loads both up with sugar and milk, handing the mugs to the tall and short one before sitting down on the floor in front of the couch.
Joel smiles and pats Cray’s head before taking a long drink from his mug. He stares at it curiously for a moment before shrugging the feeling off and drinking the rest, setting the empty cup on the table.
Ray gulps down the coffee quickly, beating Joel to the bottom of the cup and slamming it down on the coffee table smiling widely at Joel.
Joel settles in, watching the TV. After a while the colors began to blur together and he blinks hard a few times, trying to clear his vision. He looks away and the walls and furniture blur into colorful swirls and patterns. He feels laughter bubble up in him and he bites his lip to stifle it.
Ray on the other hand doesn’t bother trying to stop it and just laughs hysterically as the colours take over his vision.
Joel blinks hard a few more times, the colors blurring into one then fading to black as he loses consciousness.
Ray faints onto Joel.
Joel jerks awake, alarm blaring in his ears. He shakes his head and rubs his face hard before looking around. He stops and scans the area again slowly. “What. The. Fuck.”
“Joel, what did you do? Where in the hell are we?” Ray asks confused.
“Why are you assuming I did this? Why would I do this?” Joel gestures around.
“You’re the one into this crap. This isn’t some weird bondage thing is it? You aren’t going to tie me to the rails are you?” Ray asks almost hopeful.
Joel rolls his eyes. “Because I constructed this whole thing just to tie you up?”
“You could have. It’s not my birthday is it?” Ray asks nervously. Hoping it was and something horrible hadn't just happened.
“Would you really forget your own birthday?” Joel sighs and looks at the center console, experimentally flicking one of the switches. The room jerks and Joel stumbles, grabbing the edge of the console quickly and flipping the switch back to where it had been.
“Good point, then where in the hell are we?” Ray asks cuddling his head into Joels chest. “Holy Shit!” Ray shouts. “Joel, you’ve got two hearts in there” He says poking at Joels ribcage.
Joel steps back, placing both hands on his chest, feeling for the beats. “What the hell.” He turns and goes to the door, pulling it open quickly. “Uh.... You might want to come look at this.”
Ray walks over to the door. “Joel, why is there a bunch of stars outside the door?”
“Why do you assume I know what’s going on? I know just as much as you.” Joel holds his chest with a shocked look on his face. “Well that’s a rush.”
“Because you always have an answer for everything Joel.”
Joel shoots him a dirty look. “I do not.”
Ray grins. “Yes you do, and it’s one of the many things I love about you.”
“Yeah, well your guess is about as good as mine as to what’s going on here.”
“Maybe The Doctor regenerated into you and I’m your sassy sexy new sidekick who you fuck.” Ray suggests.
Joel snorts. “Cause our lives were ever that interesting?”
“Well we are pretty special and obviously we have good luck. We do get to play video games for a living.”
“No, you play video games for living. And how is going from our old jobs to being the Doctor good luck? Have you seen what happens to him? Not good.”
“Well we could just do a nice little trip back to see dinosaurs. That would be cool.” Ray retorts.
“All of time and space. And you wanna see dinosaurs?” Joel laughs.
“Hell yeah, YOLO right?”
Joel just shakes his head and closes the door before going over to the console. He stares at it for a long moment. “Oh!” He smacks himself on the forehead. “Oh! That’s so easy. Duh!” He begins to move around the console, flipping switches and pulling levers. Everything lurches to one side and Joel laughs. “Better hang on!”
“Where are we going?”
“To see the dinosaurs!” Joel grins, flipping another switch with a flourish.
“Really?” Ray says excitedly. “How do you know how to fly this thing?”
Joel waves his hand around. “Just do.” He taps his head. “It’s all up here.”
Ray kisses Joels forehead, standing on his tippy toes. “Well aren’t you smart!”
Joel laughs and pulls one last lever, Tardis jolting to a stop. He rushes happily to the doors and pushes them open. “And there we have it! Dinosaurs!” He grins back at Ray.
“Uh, Joel. Small problem...” Ray shakes his head in amusement. “Those aren’t dinosaurs. They’re dragons.”
Joel squints, looking around then shrugs. “Close enough. Besides, dragons! Way better than dinosaurs!”
“Do you think we can get them to let us ride them?”
Joel purses his lips. “Don’t see why we can’t try.”
Ray runs out into the open plain and is immediately clutched into the claws of a dragon and flown away,
Joel opens and closes his mouth a few times. “I should have seen that one coming.” He watches the dragon for a moment following where it’s going before setting off after it.
Ray shouts at the dragon. “Hey, put me down! I just want to ride you! We can be friends.” The dragon raises his eyebrows and keeps flying.
Joel stops and thinks on what he knows about this place. It takes a minute to sift through the information but he snaps his fingers as he comes up with a plan, dashing back to the Tardis. He comes back out whistles loudly, holding up a large golden plate.
The dragon turns his head to look behind himself, seeing a shiny gold ring he flies back and picks up the plate and the creature carrying it. Flying back towards his cave, considering how to explain the situation to the creatures.
Joel flashes a grin at Ray. “Fancy meeting you here.”
“Why would you do that? What if it kill you?”
Joel grins and spins the plate in his hands. “Where’s the fun in that?”
“Well you wouldn’t be dead...” Ray says sadly.
The dragons arrives at his cave and puts down the creatures at the lip of it. “Would you two like to come in?” He asks.
Joel wraps his arm around Ray. “And you think I’d let you go off and die alone? Not a chance.” He looks up and smiles. “We’d love to.”
“I apologize for grabbing you like that. My brethren and I could use some assistance with a sensitive matter.” The dragon says passing them some oranges.
Joel takes the orange and hands the dragon the plate. “It’s not a problem. What can we help with?”
“Someone or something has taken all of our gold. We need to retrieve it, but we have flown all over the surface trying to find it. It must be in a cave somewhere but we are too big for most of them.
Joel grins and tugs Ray close. “Then looks like we’re just perfect for the job! Where can we go in at?”
“This is one of the entrances. My home is to the left, but it narrows to the right.”
Joel nods and looks to Ray. “Ready for an adventure?”
Ray nods. “Always.”
Joel grins and sets of to the right, pulling out his sonic to use for light.
“Where the hell did that come from?”
Joel shrugs. “It was just in my pocket.”
An hour into the cave, Ray turns to Joel. “So can we take a break?” Ray says wiggling his eyebrows and smiling at Joel.
“Really? Sex in a dirty cave?”
“We can do it on our clothes. But basically yes.”
“What happened to the adventure? Sex isn’t really an adventure you know.”
“We can continue, I just thought we could take a break.”
“We can take a break if you want.” Joel looks around. “Might want to keep it down though. Caves tend to be echoy.”
“So was that a yes or a no to the sex?”
Joel sighs. “How can I say no?”
Ray leans forward and pulls Joel into a kiss. “So do I call you Joel or The Doctor?” He asks momentarily pulling away.
Joel shrugs. “Uh, whichever I guess.”
“But do you have a preference?”
“I don’t know. Haven’t been The Doctor for very long now have I?”
“Okay. Joel it is.”
Joel grins and pulls him back into the kiss.
Ray pushes Joel up against the wall, grinning wickedly.
Joel smirks. “And just what do you have cooked up, huh?”
“Wall sex, that way no one gets dirty. At least not from dirt.”
“Pretty sure cave walls are just as dirty.”
“Oh shut up, no they aren’t.”
Joel chuckles. “Sure they aren’t.”
Ray nods sternly before undoing Joels pants.
“Someone’s being demanding.” Joel teases.
“Aren’t I always though? Why quit now?”
Joel nods. “True enough. Besides, it’s kinda hot when you get all pushy.”
Ray pulls down his own pants as well as his boxers.
Joel lets out a shaky breath and turns them, pinning Ray to the wall. “Never one for foreplay huh?”
“Nope, when I want you I want you right away.”
“Well who am I to deny you what you want?” Joel grins and turns Ray around. He sucks on his fingers quickly before slowly pushing one into Ray.
Ray moans, the sound echoing off the cave walls. “More.”
“Shh.” Joel grins sliding in another finger.
“Joel!” Ray whines.
“Hmm? What is it Ray?”
“Fuck me!”
Joel chuckles and pulls his fingers out and takes a step back. “Well since you asked so nicely. Get me ready.” He looks down expectantly.
Ray smiles and gets down on his knees. “Gladly.” He says before taking Joel into his mouth. Sucking and licking gently.
“Fuck...” Joel sighs. “So eager to please, eh?”
As a response, Ray grazes his teeth across the width of Joel’s cock.
Joel moans softly, putting a hand against the wall for support. “Jesus, Ray.”
Ray stops abruptly and looks up at Joel. “Fuck me.” He says half a grin on his face.
“Gladly.” Joel pulls Ray up and pushes him back up against the wall. He pushed in slowly, forehead resting between Ray’s shoulder blades.
Ray moans in delight, cave sex was good.
“The dragons will hear if you keep up like that.” Joel whispers in his ear, starting to thrust slowly.
“Joel!” Ray whines again. “Faster!”
“I dunno if I can. Can you be quiet when I do it?”
“Fine! Yes I’ll be quiet just for christ sake, fuck me” Ray says shouting the last two words.
Joel grins going a little faster. “You’re not doing so well on being quiet.”
Ray nods.
Joel kisses Ray’s neck and speeds up. “That’s better.”
Ray comes, stifling a moan.
Joel’s hands tighten on Ray’s hips, thrusting a little harder. He bites his lip hard when he comes. He leans heavily against Ray.
“Well that was nice.” Ray says breathessly. “Shall we adventure?”
Joel waves his hand. “Just uh... Just give me a second.” He pants.
Ray laughs. “okay sure!”
Joel pulls out finally, fixing his pants and leaning against the wall. “This two hearts thing. It’s ridiculous.”
“Wish you had one again? Or do you think you love me a little more with two?” Ray asks.
“What does me having two hearts have to do with how much I love you?”
“Shut up, I was being cheesy. “ Ray says quickly.
“You missed it a bit.” Joel pushes off the wall and kisses Ray on the forehead. “Right, so ready to go?”
“Absolutely.” Ray says grabbing Joels hand and walking down the tunnel.
Joel laughs. “So what do you think took the gold?”
“Goblins? Alien things? Tiny mice? I don't know.”
“Tiny mice? Taking a whole pile of gold from a bunch of dragons?”
“Shut up. You never know. Maybe it was large pigeons.” Ray says shrugging.
Joel laughs. “Oh it’s pigeons now? I didn’t know pigeon’s liked shiny things.”
“Fine! Parrots and weasels stole their treasure. Happy?” Ray storms.
“Crows, Ray. Crows like shiny things.” Joel grins.
“Jesus, whatever.” Ray says grumpily flipping Joel off.
Joel catches his wrist and kisses his finger. “Love you too Ray.”
Ray hides a smile trying to be annoyed at Joel, but failing and smacking his shoulder playfully. They kept on walking, holding hands while they did.
They continue in silence for a while before joel stops them, cocking his head to one side and listening. “Hear that?”
“Clearly you have superior hearing as well, because I hear nothing. What do you hear?” Ray asks.
“Maybe you’re just as deaf as you are blind.” Joel teases. “But it’s muffled. I just hear.... Something.”
“Something? Sounds ominous. Should we run?”
Joel grins. “Let’s go!”
They run quickly down the tunnel, seeing only darkness. Their path lightly illuminated by Joels sonic screwdriver.
Rocks begin to shake loose above them and Joel pulls Ray to a sudden stop. “Um... I’m not sure what’s causing this.” He gestures above them with a worried expression.
The tunnel starts shaking and collapsing around them.
Joel pulls Ray out of the way of some falling rocks and pins him against the wall, shielding the younger man with his body.
Ray pushed Joel off of him. “Geez Joel, I’m not a child!” Ray says before a large rock falls on his head, knocking him out immediately.
Joel clamped a hand over his mouth, horrified. He knelt by Ray, head bowed. He dully felt something impact before his world went black and he slumped forward.
Ray opened his eyes again to Cray standing over him and Joel, shaking the both of them and had a panicked look about him.
Joel blinked his eyes a few times, sitting up quickly and looking around, dazed. He put his hand to his chest. “One heart...” He muttered then looked up at Ray. “One heart.”
“Guess we’re back to normal then aren’t we?” Ray says pressing a hand to Joels chest. “Shame we didn’t find the gold though.”
Joel puts his other hand over Ray’s holding it close. He looks down a little sadly. “That gold would've been nice to get.”
Ray wraps a comforting arm around Joel, bringing him close. “I’m sorry Joel.” He says, planting a gentle kiss on his cheek.
Joel leans on him a little. “Do you know what we could’ve done with just a bit of that gold?” He says glumly.
“Bought a maid? A butler? A helicopter?”
Joel glares at him. “No! Invested! Saved it! Sold it! It’s gold! It’s worth so much!”
“Seriously? I mean... Seriously Joel?” Ray asks shaking his head.
Joel nods feverishly. “Yes really. We could’ve been set for life. I could’ve had so much money to play with.”
“You know what else you can play with?” Ray asks seductively.
Joel chuckles and sits back. “We should really be trying to figure out what the hell happened. Then maybe we can talk about some kinks that you haven’t been telling me about.” He grins.
“Kinks as in sex? Because if yes, I have some handcuffs we can play with.” Ray winks.
“Oh do you now?” Joel raises an eyebrow.
“Of course I do. Why wouldn’t I?”
Joel shakes his head and stands up. “That conversation is just gonna have to wait. We need to figure out what the hell happened.”
“I don’t know, did we do drugs?”
“Yeah, we did drugs and I forgot to tell you.” Joel rolls his eyes.
“Well sorry, thats my only idea. What do you think it could have been?” Ray asks.
Joel eyes the coffee cups suspiciously before making his way quickly to the kitchen.
“Joel?” Ray says, following him.
Joel looks through the containers sitting out and picks up the empty nutmeg container, holding it out for Ray to see. “I think I may have figured out what happened.”
“What might that be then?”
“Well considering earlier this thing was full. And now its empty.” Joel turns it upsidedown, showing that its empty.
“Nutmeg? Cray poisoned us with nutmeg? That doesn't even make sense!”
Joel shrugs and sets the container down. “There isn’t really any other explanation. I mean the whole things gone. And it was most likely in our coffee. I don’t see how else we could’ve gotten drugged.” Joel pulls out his phone and begins flicking through things.
“Cray!” Ray yells.
Cray jogs in, looking curiously at the short one. They both seemed angry, but it didn’t seem like it was at each other this time.
Joel set the container on the counter by Cray, pointing to it. “Did you put all of that in the coffee?”
Cray nods, grinning as he does.
Joel rubs his face. “You can’t do stuff like that. If I tell you to put just a little then you just put a little. This time it wasn’t anything too serious. But next time it could be something that kills us.”
Cray starts crying, sad that he hurt the tall and short one.
Joel sighs and pulls Cray against his chest, rubbing small, soothing circles on his back. “It’s fine. It’s fine. Just make sure you listen better next time. Okay?”
Cray nods, tears still in his eyes and wraps his arms around Joel. Ray, joins in on the hug, holding both of them.
Joel holds them both close and laughs. “You two will be the death of me.”
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