Always The God Damn Babysitter

mayahawke: thanks, im starting my comedian journey @/j_keery

joe: do you think things like open mikes exist around here?

mayahawke: what's so funny pal? @/j_keery

j_keery: your pun @/mayahawke

mayahawke: anyone want to make like the french and kiss?

j_keery: lol @/mayahawke

ellapurnell: you've never seen the viral cheese pull when someone eats the mozza sticks from chili's? which rock should i send your birthday present to? @/j_keery

j_keery: um..no. i'm also habitually off line a lot, so i'm not shocked. do you know when my birthday is, bc Google's wrong, sooo @/ellapurnell

ellapurnell: no one tells you that the chili's mozzarella stick cheese pull is embarrassing af when you're alone

j_keery: wait, what? @/ellapurnell