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just a nonstop hazing session for breaking the band up lmaoo. yes just swap our socks with his and he’ll have to perform with either our socks or no socks— or just hide his clothes in general 

It honestly is and I have zero fucks or regrets, We should just take loads of pictures of each other in his clothes, upload it to Twitter and the Gram so we can piss him off.

yeah, it’s settled then— nonstop prank was on tour but it’s just us pranking nick the whole time! time to let him know that he can’t boss us around

Fuck yeah. And if he gets mad just be like. You broke up the band, so now we’re back together we need to punish you little bro. We still have issues to sort. But then again Nick’s easy to mess with, we’ll just wear his socks.

oh my love of course i find i endearing by now, but it’s okay you stole my heart and that will never fail, see you’re turning me into mush once again what have you done to me jonas? we’ll think of something babe, i promise you, we still got time, but we first we’ve got celebrate you and your brothers accomplishments this year already before halloween. are you fucking kidding me? do you know how handsome you look in a suit? 

Guess you’re stuck with it so if you didn’t find it endearing by now, you’d be fucked babe. This is true, mad drinks after the album comes out. Hopefully I’ll be recovering from that party up until my birthday, then recovering from that up until Halloween. You’re making me blush now, babe. Being all sweet and shit, making me miss you even more whilst I’m away.

such a low blow, josephine. i shouldn’t be shocked at this point— but i forgive you. it should be us teaming up against nick cause like why the fuck not

I know it was, Kevinina, I know. I know right like shit, we’re older, we’re in charge, we should be allies. Fuck yeah, you’re right.

“Yeah I’ve been trying to do that more. Matching outfits are always so cute! So what’s married life like?”

“They’re cute, unless it’s too matchy then it’s just like.. weird. But I’m a sappy guy so it’s rare that anything can be too matcy. Sel, I’m fucked up, can’t believe I’m so loved up. Weird to think that the single days are behind me but it’s a nice feeling.”

sophie: my love.

sophie: I already miss you and you haven’t even started your tour yet?! Paris is stupid.

sophie: I’m kidding it’s not stupid it’s beautiful but it sucks that you’re there and not here cuddling up to me. :’(

joe: fucking miss you stupid, babe

joe: did the lame thing and was hugging my pillow last nigth like what the fuck am i?

wow, wow! you brought out paul?! you think you know someone, i thought we were brothers man. 

You do know me. Almost known me three decades and I know that was a low blow. I’m sorry Kev. That’s my bad. I’m a terrible person.

“i never cried so hard than i have tonight after watching the final game of thrones. i still don’t want to believe it’s over..i really can’t wrap my head around it!”

“Dude, it was fucking epic. I can’t believe it’s over either but I”m so excited to see what the actors do now, y’know?”

oh my love of course i find i endearing by now, but it’s okay you stole my heart and that will never fail, see you’re turning me into mush once again what have you done to me jonas? we’ll think of something babe, i promise you, we still got time, but we first we’ve got celebrate you and your brothers accomplishments this year already before halloween. are you fucking kidding me? do you know how handsome you look in a suit? 

I feel like I’m lucky that you find me endearing enough that I get away with being lame. And being a nearly thirty year old lame dude. The mushier you are, the better, gorgeous. Fucking love you and I just want to make you happy. I can’t wait to start the tour, have the album out, and all that stuff. Do I get to have you there for the first show, yeah? You know how you keep my nerves at bay. Not even half as phenomenal as you look in your dresses. Or as stunning as you look when I get to take the dresses off of you.

“Thank you Joe, that’s very sweet if you to say. I hear you’re attending this year. I’ll be looking forward to seeing what you’ll be wearing.”

“Well you gotta find any way to spin stuff into a positive and something to laugh about. And thanks, Sel, decided to go down the route of matching with Sophie and fuck, that makes it so much easier. Less brain power needed from me.”

it was youngblood! wait what, that’s LEGENDary. no seriously though wtf. im jelly now.

Ah the current world’s fav. That song is great, always crank it up when it comes up on the radio. That’s sick puns right there, man. Happy to be LEGENDarious.

wow, noob? how old are you, twelve lmao. i’m gonna get sophie to kick your ass. say i won’t. 

Yep, I’m twelve. You know I’m always gonna be mentally twelve, Paul Kevin. Well joke’s on you because she always kicks my ass anyway.

you failed miserably Joe. but you never failed to steal my heart away though because you did that from the get go. That Halloween costume was fun as hell, we gotta top it this year. i mean, they’ll have me, Pri and Dani back i’m not sure about you fellas though. i’m kidding, of course they’ll have us back.

I fail miserable all of the time but I’m hoping you find that endearing by now. We have got to top it, I’m using my weirdly small brain here to try and come up with something cooler. Pfft. Yeah, you ladies are probably more likely to get invited back with your stunning looks.

@joejoncs is a fucking scrub. pass it on.

Kevin Jonas is a fucking noob, tell your friends.

You’ve always played it cool, remember our first date and how ‘cool’ you were trying to act? It does suit you and i’m glad i can bring that out of you when it’s just me and you. oh stop it, and you didn’t look handsome as ever in that suit? holy fucking hell, i can’t wait to our wedding day and you’re dressed up in the tux. Please i was the luckiest girl having you by my side. 

I tried to act cool but fuck, I failed. Luckily you like a bit of cheese, huh? I don’t think anything beats our Addams family Halloween costume though, Soph, and that’s just the truth. Can’t wait to hopefully do many more crazy looks at Mets together in the future, if they’ll have us back.

one of the contestants of the voice did our song last night and john legend was singing along. john legend knows i exist. i feel like i’ve finally made it. 

John Legend is a fucking boss though. So it is sick that he knows your song, what one was it? I wrote a song with him once that ended up on his album. The same album All Of Me was on. Fucking coolest moment, y’know?

man, i am getting old. i can’t keep up with you crazy kids

Hey, I may act like a kid but I’m pushing thirty. If I can keep up, then you can keep up, slacker. Another whisky is the answer.