what do you want from me?

I can’t tell ya how much food I’ve been cravin lately. First it was pizza, now it be tacos. I swear, I’m suppose to be on this diet me trainer has me on but it ain’t lookin to good. Anyways, I’m livin the dream on a peaceful island with me kid, doin what peaceful hippy people do. I’m Adele, and I’m finally single, LET’S CELEBRATE! 

Trust me when I say this, diets are overrated. Sounds like the perfect time for celebration! As long as you’re happy and content with yourself everything else should fall into place.

My daughter and I went to the beach today, it was rather fun. I got a lot of snapshots of her playing and running through the water, I’m so glad I made the decision to come here. We wouldn’t have this if we would have stayed in LA. 

There’s an incomparable innocence when you see kids playing and running with so little care in the world. How old is your daughter if you don’t mind me asking?

My five year old daughter keeps asking me for a new “ ‘kini” and as thrilled as i am that she’s comfortable enough to show her tummy; I don’t know the first thing about clothes shopping for little girls. Hi I’m T.J. and this single-parent thing is harder than i thought.

The perks of living with three brothers hasn’t prepared me to take on the task of finding clothes for a little girl, but if you ever need some help with it, give me a call. It might be like blind leading the blind but it’s worth a shot, right? I’m Joe. Nice to meet you, TJ.

Honestly, if he wasn’t my child I probably would have laughed hearing a kid possibly saying that. It’s funny, just embarrassing when it’s your own kid.

It’ll be something you can laugh at when he’s older. I know when Jamie was about two or three he couldn’t pronounce his t’s or p’s for the longest time. Now that he’s almost eight he’s grown out of that phase. Have you ever seen the video of the little kid trying to say firetruck? That was Jamie. So I definitely feel for you.

I decided to take the kids to the mall to do some shopping, and oh my god it was an adventure. My two year old, he kept saying his sock was falling off but his ‘S’ sound a lot like ‘c’’s at the moment. And the looks some people gave was astounding. 

I’m sure if fifteen year old me heard that in a crowded mall I would have probably snickered a little. But he can’t really help it, maybe he’ll grow out of it.