I hate when the pharmacy gives me the bad-foundation-match colored atomoxetine and I have to eat a little dildo every morning.
I got the silly ones that look like cartoon Halloween prop pills. We're so back.
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we're not kids anymore.

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if i look back, i am lost
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Not today Justin
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I hate when the pharmacy gives me the bad-foundation-match colored atomoxetine and I have to eat a little dildo every morning.
I got the silly ones that look like cartoon Halloween prop pills. We're so back.

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poor self defeating wirt. he clings so desperately to that self perception of being a loser that he cant fathom that hes actually quite fine and has fine hobbies and could socialize with sarah and jason and his poor toddler brother if he tried but hes too scared to!! that sense of self is all he has!!! i always thought he was such an interesting and believable teenage character haha
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forever grateful to the code reviewers and testers who work tirelessly to maintain the site
forever grateful for the endless people who donate their hard earned cash so AO3 can continue to run
forever grateful for the authors who work and write and continue to produce work contributing to the 16 million fan works
forever grateful to the readers and the ones especially who leave comments, kudos, bookmarks, and encourage authors to keep on writing
and always and forever grateful to AO3 for being an archive of endless choices and hosting some of the greatest works fandom have ever produced and all of it is for free
anyone have that video of a house full of roommates reacting to Destiel Becomes Canon Election Night 2020? where one of them responds by just sitting on the floor and taking off their shirt in despair? i think about it so often...
HELL YEAH
#now someone find that meme compilation/recap video with the maniacal classical music you know the one
happy November 5th to those who observe!
How do I observe
sit on the floor and take your shirt off in despair!
hey so. don't do this. being a minor doesn't give you an excuse to be an entitled piece of shit. if you're old enough to use the internet and communicate with strangers online, you're old enough to know basic manner. fanfic writers write for themselves, they don't owe you anything. you’re privileged enough to read their works for free. either be respectful to them or shut the hell up.
to clarify, this didn’t happen to me. I found it on twitter and it made my blood boil
by the way, if you talk like this to a stranger in real life, you might get a black eye. I don’t condone violence, but sometimes if you fuck around, you’ll find out. it’s one thing to joke like this with your friend, someone you’re close with. but a stranger? know your boundaries.
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I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.
i’m never leaving the desert
the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop
Look we have records of Medieval Knights crying out in their sleep, having emotional outbursts or flinching at the sound of clashing metal. We have records of people all through history who were treated badly by people who should have loved them, and having problems knowing who to trust. We have years worth of artists putting their human pain at broken hearts and broken promises into music that makes us cry.
Yes people have been traumatized by awful things for all of history and just like them You didn’t deserve to be hurt either.
“suffering doesn’t make you better, it just makes you suffer” - maus
"Pain doesn't make people; it's love that makes people. The pain is inconsequential; it's love that saves them." - caduceus clay
Where's that post about how Van Gogh didn't make art because he had depression, he made art because he had a brother who loved him and tried his best to support him and keep him alive through his depression.

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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
this one's a big hit with the ghosts
Poverty IS a policy choice. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
chris martin accidentally exposing a CEO for cheating with his employee via a kiss cam at a coldplay concert is the funniest thing i’ve heard in a while
“oh shit. i hope we didn’t do something bad” is sending me
from my local strip club
idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing
like this is hysterical
had to pitch in a few i found, i have been cackling at this for like 15 minutes
I’ve seen this post floating around intermittently for years and I just realized this is the American version of the one here in Germany, in which we do the same thing with Ritter Sport:
In order from left to right: American-style hot dog, canned ravioli and warm beer, raw ground pork,* toothpaste,** pomegranate,*** and Obama-edition flame-grilled beef patty with crispy fries.
These are just scraping the top of how deep it goes.
* Mett is an actual dish which, due to reasonable food safety standards in Germany, is safe to eat and essentially pork tartare, though not recommended for those pregnant, nursing, immunocompromised, or similar medically contraindicated groups. Much of the world does not maintain the necessary level of structural food safety standards for raw pork to be safe to eat, or otherwise does not know how to prepare it safely on an individual level (the latter of which is true even in Germany) so best not to try this one at home!
** Recommended by dentists!
*** A pun. In German, “pomegranate” also means “grenade apple.”

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Brian Haberlin (American, born 1963)
Pygmalion, 2025
Watercolor on paper
21 × 14 in (53.3 × 35.6 cm)
Private collection
Watercolor??????
a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.
it happened like this
Im not naming names but adults on this site