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My moods brought to you by Stitch [2/4]

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It all started two years ago. I was playing Ratchet and Clank on my PlayStation Three console. After when I save the game I went on my laptop to download Sly Cooper: Thieves In Time OST for my iPod from Piratebay….Until now I found something strange…

It was an MP4 video and it isn’t from Sly Cooper or Ratchet, It was an Lilo And Stitch Video. The title was called in captial letters and underscores with a zero that has a slash on it. “LILO_AND_STITCH_EPISODE_ 0.mp4” Wait a minute, Lilo and Stitch The Series episode zero? So, I search the Lilo And Stitch The Series list of episodes from Google, Click on Wiki and looks they don’t have it.. isn’t that a lost episode or something? Anyways, I clicked on the strange file, The media player popped out and the intro was playing.

After the intro, the credits role and I was thinking I’ve just wasted my time. So I was about to close the media player until the credits faded into black then turned into bad quality like if it was in a shitty video tape. Then appeared to an episode with no intro this time…but showed a title card in Atbash. “OROO ZMW HGRGXS” I was scratching my head…what the hell is this episode!? Then it appear to an episode in black and white this time.

The characters were totaly different. It was an early version of the cast. You see Lilo has stitches on her eyes like if she was blind, Stitch has no fur so he was butt naked and his ears where missing, Then you see Nani super skinny and bony like if she was dying from starvation and Pleakly had no skin like if he was inside out. Then cut to the scene where how Lilo and Stitch met and stuff, It was like in the first movie. I was like “Okay, maybe it isn’t that bad” cut to the scene where Stitch is bothering Jumba while he was working on his experiment.

Then Stitch slightly abuses him, cut to the scene where Nani jumping off a cliff on top of the ocean, Then Pleakly was sewing his own wrists with a loud screech that sounded like someone scratching a chalkboard with it’s long nails and the one surpised me the most is where Hamsterviel called Gantu the “N” word while he fails to capture Stitch’s cousins. I was shocked and appalled when Hamsterviel say that word to him.

And then cut to the scene where Mertle was asleep, recorded with a night camera (Like if it was in Lights Out and Paranormal Activity). The door was opened, But nobody was there…..then Lilo appeared out of no where watching her sleep. Mertle then wakes up Lilo covers Mertle’s mouth with a dirty hand Saying “Kohuru means Murder!” then Lilo kills Mertel by slicing her throat gurshing out with blood with a pair of steel sisscors with a psycho scream.

Cut to a CGI animation like if it was in a playstation two game. Hamsterviel started laughing out loud when Gantu commits suicide by hanging. Hamsterviel’s laugh sounded like a demon in slow motion. Hamsterviel has no eyes and no tounge, no teeth and no fur whatsoever. The credits didn’t show up, all it shows up an ending Walt Disney Televison Logo in reverse. Then you here a high pitched weasel laugh for a reason.

Then my laptop had a blue screen….so I restarted my computer. I called Disney about this strange episode. But I got a call that sounded like Hamsterviel’s breathing. Like if he suffering from asthma. So, I went on Piratebay founded the file and tried to play it again but the note popped out said “You’re Time Isn’t COME!” The page refreshed automatically and the file wasn’t there. The file was gone no where to be found, Like it doesn’t existed. I search it on Piratebay and said no results and the note said it was deleted because it was copyrighted by Sony. I got really confused, Why did Sony take down the file continue an episode of Lilo and Stitch: The Series? The show wasn’t made by playstation and sony. It was made by Disney Channel. If any of you saw this gruesome episode tell me what do you think of it?

Why would Sony where involved into this ugly mess?

I just don’t know why?