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This is from my Minecraft server. A user from my server made this house in a matter of seconds!! He is extremely quick!!! ##P.S - I will add more pics about this house soon.

I just downloaded the mobile app of Tumblr! Now I will post every now and then so you guys can see what im up to. :-)

My brother is addicted to minecraft.

If you would like to play on my server it is (121.209.168.13)

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Tommy went to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?” His father thought for a moment, then answered, “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.” So Tommy went to his mother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” She replied, “Of course I would! We could really use the money to fix up the house and send you kids to college!” Tommy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” She replied, “I Love Brad Pitt, I would sleep with him in a heartbeat!” Finally Tommy asked his brother, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” He replied. “Of course, do you know how much a million bucks would buy?” Tommy pondered the answers and went back to his Dad. His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?” Tommy replied, “Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we’re living with two hookers and a homo.”

At exactly 12:00am I will post an awesome joke. 

Three Blondes were applying for a position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective interviewing them said, “To be a detective, you must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars and tattos.” Then he took a photo, stuck it in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it quickly. “Now,” he said, “did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?” The blonde immediately said, “Yes, I did. He has only one eye!” The detective shook his head and said, “Of course he has only one eye; it’s a profile of his face! You’re dismissed!” The detective stuck the photo in the face of the second blonde, pulled it back and said, “Did you notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?” “Yes! He only has one ear!” The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, “Didn’t you hear what I just said? This is a profile of his face! You’re excused!” The detective turned to the third blonde and said, “This is probably a waste of time, but . . ” He flashed the photo in her face and withdrew it. “Did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?” The blonde said, “I sure did. He wears contacts.” The detective looked at the photo and began looking at some papers in a folder. He looked at the blonde and said, “You’re right! His bio says he wears contacts! How could you tell by looking at his photo?” The blonde rolled her eyes and said, “Well, Helloooo!! With only one eye and one ear, he can’t wear glasses!”

This is just awseome

I will be posting where to download free software's each day.

Godly fish

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."  Priest: "What have you done my child?"  Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."  Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"  Girl: "Because he touched my hand."  Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)  Girl: "Yes father."  Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."  Girl: "Then he touched my breast."  Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)  Girl: "Yes father."  Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."  Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."  Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)  Girl: "Yes father."  Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."  Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."  Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)  Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"  Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."  Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"  Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" 

Jack and jill went up the hill, to smoke some marajuana, jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked jill if she wanna. jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun, but stupid jill, forgot the pill, and now they have a son.