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"Wait, I recognise you.. didn't you have a tumblr before?" No, next question.

Goodnight Lucitrand fandom

Working on some BULLSHITTTTTTT btw

The Administrator: "Hello Valerie."

Green: "What the fuck do you want?"

The Administrator: "I've alerted the North Korean army of your location. Better hide!"

Green: "BITCH WTF IM MID MISSION IN NORTH KOREA!!!"

The Administrator: "Exactly! Making it easier for you!"

Green: "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!"

The Administrator: "I mean the Kim family just adore you!"

Green: "ONE DAY ME AND THOSE TWELVE OTHER SWINE WILL HAVE YOU CHOKING ON YOUR ENTRAILS"

The Administrator: "It's twelve other swine and I."

Green: "I HATE YOU" *Green getting kidnapped sounds*

We accept no Green slander in this household that is my wife

That said, the Administrator prankcalling the O5's is fuckin funny. Honestly what else is there to do for him? I had this idea for a comic actually

They all H A T E each others guts but after too many decades of being forced the work with each other and having to put up with The Administrator / being his slaves they're forced to contend with each other and they're so dysfunctional they basically rely on each other

The only constants and guarantee they have is each other

I AGREE

Look I am the biggest hater of the nuclear family-fication of fictional groups, like why do these grown adults need father/mother figures and why is shipping them amongst each other considered weird because of this arbitrary label we've put on their relationship that is not just non-canon, but also wouldn't make sense even if it WAS??

Was working on my redesigns for Ouroboros, and i just wanted to talk a bit about Adam

This guy's a fuckin loser, and I think that that's kind of unappreciated. Hes in the insurgency but can't fire a gun. Kaktus retconned his age (i will ignore that). His family's DEAD his friends are DEAD and his crush didnt even reject him, he just acted like he ain't hear shit.

Adam wears a coat cuz it makes him feel cool. Adam would blow vape smoke on your bald baby's head. Adam would go to the ER cuz he "was gardening naked and it just kinda slipped in by accident". This bitch can't even drive.

Jokes aside it was kinda Calvin's fault he ended up a dangerous sociopath (pretty sure those are the words Kaktus used) cuz why would you take a fuckin immature 20 something year old loser on the mission to end all missions (exactly the reason I reject Adam's retconned age, not to mention Calvin's retconned age makes no sense if he was in the Insurgency in the 90s but only joined after he was discharged from the military, which hed have to be 18 to join like it makes no fuckin sense). Yall remember when he vomited his guts out on their first mission, where he didn't even have to do anything, and almost died if it weren't for Olivia on their second ever mission because Omar ragebaited the fuck outta him?

All I'm saying is, I do hope to see him again. And also I hope when delta picked him up when Calvin left, they at least let him have a gas station popscicle

I think Green's hair looks like a half up half down style? No idea but she's definitely my favourite. 11 is a close second, and 4 is a more recent fave

Honorary mentions: 12 (objectively the most fun chapter), and 10 (evil snake woman🤤)

Also colored version of my birthday sketch from this morning

happy birthday btw : )

Heh nice. I don't really know anybody on tumblr yet

Me and the guy Ive been planning on killing for ages now

In this chapter, I loved how their eye contact is often emphasised, and how Jean is always described as handsome from Calvins perspective. "His laugh sounded like music" Okay sure buddy. Even later on, his dead body is described as handsome. That's some gay ass shit. I know the intense eye contact was meant to be like, Calvin not being affected by Jean's charisma/Jean being intimidated by Calvin, but it read as gay gay homosexual gay to me. Billions must ship Lucitrand

Happy pride month by the way