Jason

Hey Google how do you grow a conscience?

I think there's a Wiki How article on how to develop a conscience. If that helps.

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Thank you!

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Hey Google how do you grow a conscience?

I think there's a Wiki How article on how to develop a conscience. If that helps.

Can you send the link?

Hey Google how do you grow a conscience?

I think there's a Wiki How article on how to develop a conscience. If that helps.

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

I'm Jason!

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

Oh? What, then?

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

"Yeah, for independence day."

Independence from what?

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

... You just said a lot of words that I don't understand. Everything except the ankle injury, really.

"Cheerleading's a kind of sport, and a kind performance at the same time."

Cheer-leading sounds an awful lot like what I do. Aside from the sport part.

Well, it's less funny. It's actually pretty serious.

Shouldn't it be called grim-leading, then?

"No, it's still pretty fun."

... Miss, I know I'm a fool, but it feels like you're making a fool of me on purpose.

"I'm really not?"

So is it serious or is it fun?

"It's Both."

..... Well, your sport is an oxymoron.

"I guess?"

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

I'm Jason!

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

Oh? What, then?

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

"Yeah, for independence day."

Independence from what?

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

... You just said a lot of words that I don't understand. Everything except the ankle injury, really.

"Cheerleading's a kind of sport, and a kind performance at the same time."

Cheer-leading sounds an awful lot like what I do. Aside from the sport part.

Well, it's less funny. It's actually pretty serious.

Shouldn't it be called grim-leading, then?

"No, it's still pretty fun."

... Miss, I know I'm a fool, but it feels like you're making a fool of me on purpose.

"I'm really not?"

So is it serious or is it fun?

"It's Both."

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

I'm Jason!

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

Oh? What, then?

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

"Yeah, for independence day."

Independence from what?

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

... You just said a lot of words that I don't understand. Everything except the ankle injury, really.

"Cheerleading's a kind of sport, and a kind performance at the same time."

Cheer-leading sounds an awful lot like what I do. Aside from the sport part.

Well, it's less funny. It's actually pretty serious.

Shouldn't it be called grim-leading, then?

"No, it's still pretty fun."

... Miss, I know I'm a fool, but it feels like you're making a fool of me on purpose.

"I'm really not?"

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

I'm Jason!

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

Oh? What, then?

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

"Yeah, for independence day."

Independence from what?

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

... You just said a lot of words that I don't understand. Everything except the ankle injury, really.

"Cheerleading's a kind of sport, and a kind performance at the same time."

Cheer-leading sounds an awful lot like what I do. Aside from the sport part.

Well, it's less funny. It's actually pretty serious.

Shouldn't it be called grim-leading, then?

"No, it's still pretty fun."

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

I'm Jason!

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

Oh? What, then?

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

"Yeah, for independence day."

Independence from what?

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

... You just said a lot of words that I don't understand. Everything except the ankle injury, really.

"Cheerleading's a kind of sport, and a kind performance at the same time."

Cheer-leading sounds an awful lot like what I do. Aside from the sport part.

Well, it's less funny. It's actually pretty serious.

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

I'm Jason!

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

Oh? What, then?

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

"Yeah, for independence day."

Independence from what?

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

... You just said a lot of words that I don't understand. Everything except the ankle injury, really.

"Cheerleading's a kind of sport, and a kind performance at the same time."

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

I'm Jason!

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

Oh? What, then?

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

"Yeah, for independence day."

Independence from what?

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

Oh? Well, you can't simply say so without elucidation.

"Well...this one time, when I was in, like, Freshman year, I tried to do a cheerleading move that was way out of my league at the time and twisted my ankle."

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

I'm Jason!

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

Oh? What, then?

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

"Yeah, for independence day."

Independence from what?

"Oh, no, trust me, I've made plenty of less than ideal decisions myself."

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

I'm Jason!

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

Oh? What, then?

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

"Yeah, for independence day."

Independence from what?

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

I'm Jason!

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

Oh? What, then?

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

"Yeah, for independence day."

Independence from what?

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

I'm Jason!

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

Oh? What, then?

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

"Yeah, no, no kings here."

Well, that much I noticed, didn't people march about on the streets for that reason this past summer?

"Yeah, for independence day."

Ah, thank you, young lad! What might your name be?

I'm Jason!

And tell me, Jason, what is it that the youth do here?

Well, we do a lot of stupid stuff if that's what you're asking.

That wasn't, but now I'm intrigued. A few of my friends and I have a long history of running in the garden and catching snakes. Is it similar for you?

Um, no, there aren't really any snakes in Hatchetfield.

Oh? What, then?

You burned your arm on purpose? Why, did you want to know what it felt like?

"...I wanted to sue for workplace injury."

If you wanted Susan to give you a workplace injury, why was it self-inflicted, then?

"Oh, um, in that context Sue isn't short for Susan, dude."

Oho! Seems I've made a fool of myself, or rather, remained a fool. What is it short for, then?

"It's just the word used for when you go to court and sue someone or a company for money"

Ye can simply do that? But how, without a monarch?

"Well it's actually a huge legal process, and I didn't actually get to do it because I did on purpose and got fired for it. "

Ah. See, I had a mental image of you going up to the king and asking him to demand your employer give you money.

"Yeah, no, no kings here."