Hello all!

I demand your attention.

Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?

Just you. Anything else would go to waste.

Well just thought to ask

Mhmmmmm

Are clothes a waste as well?

I haven't had any on in ages.

Meal prep can wait?

I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.

30 seconds or I will just grab one of my marital aids instead.

You just want the penalty of me finding you using said ‘marital aids’

The room will be magically sealed.

That’s no fun 🙄

It's plenty fun for me. In 3... 2...

Jeez luwheeze woman. I’m coming. I got a shadow helper putting it up. But we only have two hours. Dick’s bringing the minis over.

... No

Urgent mission. Apparently no one else can take ‘em

No one?

From what he was saying? No.

Fine.

I demand your attention.

Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?

Just you. Anything else would go to waste.

Well just thought to ask

Mhmmmmm

Are clothes a waste as well?

I haven't had any on in ages.

Meal prep can wait?

I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.

30 seconds or I will just grab one of my marital aids instead.

You just want the penalty of me finding you using said ‘marital aids’

The room will be magically sealed.

That’s no fun 🙄

It's plenty fun for me. In 3... 2...

Jeez luwheeze woman. I’m coming. I got a shadow helper putting it up. But we only have two hours. Dick’s bringing the minis over.

... No

Urgent mission. Apparently no one else can take ‘em

No one?

I demand your attention.

Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?

Just you. Anything else would go to waste.

Well just thought to ask

Mhmmmmm

Are clothes a waste as well?

I haven't had any on in ages.

Meal prep can wait?

I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.

30 seconds or I will just grab one of my marital aids instead.

You just want the penalty of me finding you using said ‘marital aids’

The room will be magically sealed.

That’s no fun 🙄

It's plenty fun for me. In 3... 2...

Jeez luwheeze woman. I’m coming. I got a shadow helper putting it up. But we only have two hours. Dick’s bringing the minis over.

... No

I demand your attention.

Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?

Just you. Anything else would go to waste.

Well just thought to ask

Mhmmmmm

Are clothes a waste as well?

I haven't had any on in ages.

Meal prep can wait?

I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.

30 seconds or I will just grab one of my marital aids instead.

You just want the penalty of me finding you using said ‘marital aids’

The room will be magically sealed.

That’s no fun 🙄

It's plenty fun for me. In 3... 2...

I demand your attention.

Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?

Just you. Anything else would go to waste.

Well just thought to ask

Mhmmmmm

Are clothes a waste as well?

I haven't had any on in ages.

Meal prep can wait?

I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.

30 seconds or I will just grab one of my marital aids instead.

You just want the penalty of me finding you using said ‘marital aids’

The room will be magically sealed.

I demand your attention.

Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?

Just you. Anything else would go to waste.

Well just thought to ask

Mhmmmmm

Are clothes a waste as well?

I haven't had any on in ages.

Meal prep can wait?

I literally just have to put the lids on and put them in the fridge babygirl. Five minutes. Tops.

30 seconds or I will just grab one of my marital aids instead.

I demand your attention.

Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?

Just you. Anything else would go to waste.

Well just thought to ask

Mhmmmmm

Are clothes a waste as well?

I haven't had any on in ages.

Meal prep can wait?

I demand your attention.

Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?

Just you. Anything else would go to waste.

Well just thought to ask

Mhmmmmm

Are clothes a waste as well?

I haven't had any on in ages.

I demand your attention.

Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?

Just you. Anything else would go to waste.

Well just thought to ask

Mhmmmmm

I demand your attention.

Want me to bring food and drinks or just myself?

Just you. Anything else would go to waste.

I demand your attention.

“Who’s to say I didn’t plan for that. Check the bathroom. I’m sure you’ll love what you find. Gives me time to finish setting up completely. I focused on that first.”

“Who’s to say I didn’t plan for that. Check the bathroom. I’m sure you’ll love what you find. Gives me time to finish setting up completely. I focused on that first.”

Congrats Dickie!!! Me and @theeldr1tchwayne will make sure your house is clean and ready!

Definitely cleaning out and restocking your fridge.

And maybe some meal prep? Or should we call mami and ask for private chef recs instead for say… 2 months?

I can do a bit of meal prep on things Dickie’s real picky about but we can also do a private chef.

Perfect! I’ll call Mami and ask who she recommends, when will you be home tonight?

Just need to run to the store and I’ll be home.

Perfect. Bruce has Ardy.

How? I dropped her off with Jason since I thought B and Mami had plans

Well, I spoke to Bruce and asked if he could take her a few weeks ago, because I had maybe… arranged something for us and thought he’d like to see her?

Baby… Jason had nothing planned. I know you don’t like Bruce but I want mami to be able to enjoy Valentine’s Day please.

Bruce seemed so excited I asked him first…

Congrats Dickie!!! Me and @theeldr1tchwayne will make sure your house is clean and ready!

Definitely cleaning out and restocking your fridge.

And maybe some meal prep? Or should we call mami and ask for private chef recs instead for say… 2 months?

I can do a bit of meal prep on things Dickie’s real picky about but we can also do a private chef.

Perfect! I’ll call Mami and ask who she recommends, when will you be home tonight?

Just need to run to the store and I’ll be home.

Perfect. Bruce has Ardy.

How? I dropped her off with Jason since I thought B and Mami had plans

Well, I spoke to Bruce and asked if he could take her a few weeks ago, because I had maybe… arranged something for us and thought he’d like to see her?