what's up, bootlickers?

met a guy from saudi arabia last night at a bar, he came here with his sister so she could have surgery. he told me “i love your country for healing my sister. there are many wonderful things here, but there’s one thing you do not have. mercy” and then he asked if that was a boston thing or an overall american quality

he also waffled for like five minutes saying he wanted to tell me something but i had to promise to not be offended, and i was looking pretty fruity and i was like “dang i might be about to get slurred but this man seems nice” and agreed, and he was like “in america, dogs are treated better than the homeless.” unfortunately 100% correct and very sobering

you should have asked him if saudi arabia leverages mercy with their abysmal human rights record, deadly working conditions, and ongoing blockade of yemen that has resulted in 500,000+ deaths

i love to be soo unaware of the horrors (whatevers on tiktok)

every two months taylor swift is like i’m going to make another album of me saying ooh aah baby your love was like a knife but i’m a flower and thanks to you i can now take in more water. and everyone goes crazy over it