Just Calm Down and Stop Running.

I like loosening important looking screws and bolts from various vehicles and buildings whenever I go outside.

Does this have any negative consequences?

it was a mistake to stop burying people in the fetal position. so now i am forbidden to be cozy even in my own grave?

bring 👏 back 👏 neolithic 👏 burial 👏 rites

don't you dare bury me on my back or in itchy fancy clothing. i am a SIDE SLEEPER. put me in my coziest pajamas! wrap me in my favorite blanket! bury me with all my best STUFF

the fairy godmother and the witch should make out sloppy

Don't fall for the tolerance and respect for everyone's opinion if they aren't tolerant and respectful of your EXISTENCE.

Tolerance is not ethics; it's a survival strategy. If people aren't agreeing to cooperate with the mutual survival terms, they're not subject to its benefits.

The paradox of tolerance is NOT a paradox!

Be a neighbour for the next 1,352 days

love it when a scrawny gay villain has a scrawnier, gayer sidekick hovering at their shoulder. sopping wet queer solidarity

person trying to get out of a timeloop but they keep getting brutally murdered by the other person stuck in the timeloop, who is having the most amazing vacation of their life and refuses to leave

I own a shirt that says exactly what the comment above says. And you would not -believe- the number of truly awkward interactions I've had that start with someone saying "so what's the second type?"

it's not glamorous, but it's also not honest work, and nobody needs to do it

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

I just want to express how bad it is for my chained up basement twink when you guys dont listen to my spotify links. Its really not good for it at all