Jim Hawkins

It was an interesting book but I can see where the pirate part could get to be a little much.

Yeah I've been enjoying not getting into too many fights, I don't need pirates to start that all back up again. 

Props are deserved. Me too. Too much effort.

I think closest i'd ever come to that is Treasure Island but I don't really need pirates around that much. 

At least it’s not half-assed. And they’re staying somewhat true to the story.

I gotta give em props. I'm way too lazy to ever do something like that.

Just a little cheesy. Oh I met Peter! He’s funny but I didn’t know he could fly. That would also explain that whole “Lost Boy” thing.

He's certainly a character. Yeah. I suppose if you're that far in with the story you might as well go all the way. 

Oh hey?

Hey yourself. 

True, very true, but no unfortunately I’m not an actual angel, no wings here. Weirder things? Like what?

Oh well. I guess that would be too cheesy. We have a kid here named Peter Pan who actually flies. It's straight out of the Barrie book I'm telling you. 

Funny but no, I got the name before the so called “gift”. I’m awful with names so you might have to remind me next time but I think I’ll do okay with something as simple as Jim.

You never know, it coulda been destiny or somethin. I've heard of weirder things. I'll keep that in mind. 

Well I mean you could call me new kid, but I do have a name. It’s Angel, pleasure to meet you.

Angel huh? Do you have wings to go with the name so you ended up here or something? The name's Jim. 

Oh okay good. 

So do you have a name or am I just supposed to call you new kid if I see you again?

They don’t feel big…are they really that bad?

You're new, you're allowed to be that bad for the next two days or so before it gets old. 

I had to change an engine on one of the old beat up sedans.

Ooh, yeah I can see how that'd go wrong. 

Psh my eyes aren’t that big…but it is pretty amazing.

Yeah, sure. If you say so. 

One and a half technically. And what exactly is the ‘new kid look’?

The big eyed 'wow I'm so lost and I'm in a castle' coupled with either 'this is amazing' or 'this is shit' depending on your natural preference.