正義

☆ - { Kirigiri’s rude tone offends Sayaka a little, however she doesn’t let it show. }

No need for you to come back at all, later or otherwise. Just leave, and I shall continue my work, and it will be all the easier for the both of us.

"No can do, buddy! If I deem it I should I be here, I’m gonna be here! Ya don’t know my reasonin’!"

Firstly, call me "buddy" again and I will rip out your stuffing through your throat. Secondly, I don't care about your reasoning — my authority is far, far higher than yours, so if I decree that you should leave, then you will leave. I have duties to attend to, and none of them involve getting prattled at by a garish stuffed toy. So, in case it was not clear the first time, get out of my face before I arrest you for obstruction of justice.

Well, of course…there are many infringements on the school’s rules as of late, but…Is there a reason why you would like me to tell you? I have no problem in it, however, I would like a reason!

Hm. I dislike your questioning me, but very well. If the students of Hope's Peak are falling from grace and becoming nothing more than miscreant filth, then it is my duty to track them down and eradicate them. I do hope you will continue to have no problem with this, not that it matters, and tell me who these pieces of felon trash are.

Quiet. Just the way I like it.

Your love of quietude makes you therefore all the more suspicious. State your name and any criminal record you may have immediately, and don't put up a fight — I have neither the time nor the patience for resistance.

Good morning, everyone!

What is it that you want from me, Maizono.

"Ah! Ah! Ya called?"

I did not, in fact. I have no use for what appears to be a theme park mascot, especially not one as loud and annoying as yourself. With that clear, I advise you move along now.

Then I will leave you alone! Forgive me!

Good. You're only wasting my time, and — actually, there is a way in which you can not be entirely useless to me. You are always vigilant for infringement of the rules among the student body, so tell me... Have you seen any students engaging in criminal activity lately? Even the most petty of crimes, jaywalking, shoplifting, count. Tell me, and give me the culprits' names if so.

Not cool, Kyoyo. 

Why would I issue you a death threat? You've done nothing wrong, besides being an annoyance and a waste of time. Although you're coming dangerously close to being arrested for obstruction of justice, so I suggest you finally listen to me and get out of my way.

Who the fuck are you to ask for all that, anyways? What kind of freak asks for a criminal record so— so fuckin’ bluntly?!

You are going to incarcerate me? Don't be ridiculous — not only do you not have anywhere near the kind of authority to imprison me, wasting someone's time is not a criminal offense. I would know. I will tell you nothing, except that you have one more chance to start recognizing your superiors and submitting to me before I begin to use physical force. You're lucky that I'm feeling merciful enough to use the three-strike system — you can repay me with your name and criminal record. Now.

I would never commit any of those c-crimes even if my life depended on it!

Bones in a gift box...? If someone has robbed my father's grave, that is as disrespectful as it is illegal. Who is the culprit? Who desecrated the bones of Jin Kirigiri? After I am done with you, I shall deal with them.

jikeidanin

How wonderful to see you all! You appear to all be in good health. Excellent! I hope to hear you’ve been studying hard! There is always something you can learn, no matter the situation!

The only thing I've been studying, Ishimaru, is where I can locate the criminal filth that I have taken it upon myself to eradicate from this world. Cease your bombastic enthusiasm immediately, and let me get on with my work. Someone as virtuous as yourself holds no interest to me.

You’re my friend ☆ (And I love you!!)

We are not friends, and I could not care less whether you support me or not. Now get out of my way.

Woahhhhh - !! Kyou-chan, are you okay? I won’t hug you if you don’t wanna be hugged, I promise, but if you need to talk about whatever’s bugging you, I’m right here for you, okay? ☆

What on earth are you talking about? First of all, do not address me by my name, especially not in such a familiar and infantile way. Secondly, nothing is "bugging" me - physical contact without intent to restrain or hurt is nothing more than a distraction and an obstruction in my mind, and so I would rather avoid it. Move along now, I have criminals to send to the gallows and your attempt at fraternization is nothing more than a pain.

There she is, there she is, everybody get down because I’m coming in for a hug!!

No. For both of our sakes, I forbid you from laying a finger on me. Stay a respectable distance away, and you'll save yourself from a considerable amount of pain.

My name is Chihiro Fujisaki! How do you do?

Chihiro Fujisaki, you are hereby under arrest for homicide, accomplice to murder, computer hacking, and fraud. Do not resist arrest.