Juntoshi Fantasy

Oh so many captionable moments! Ohno’s face and body language in this cracks me up😂

I also had a little bit of fun with the middle children too. 

This is the dynamic of Juntoshi/jiimago. Arashi’s oldest and Arashi’s youngest are just so damn cute together!! Humble, but talented AF Ohno flooding our ears with his beautiful voice to the point that our ovaries are about to explode. Jun just looking like he wants Ohno to pet his head, look back at him, or make a kissy face😘 or something, while they sing A・RA・SHI together for the last time before their hiatus.

Ohno:  ♪ 大きな翼を広げよう (ookina tsubasa wo hirogeyou)♪  

Jun has less than a second before they move away and he doesn’t extend his hand like the others, but he instead just stops and stares at Ohno with this goofy grin on his face. 

In my fantasy world of incorrect telops this is translated as:

You know what is the optimal experience for consuming Juntoshi content? Listening to songs that have Juntoshi/jiimago duet parts while scrolling through Juntoshi/jiimago content (pics, posts, fics, whatever).

If you have not done this while listening to the first part of “Kimi no Yume wo Miteita”, you are missing out on a life-changing experience. That moment when their harmony comes through--utter perfection.

I feel like someone needs to go through all of Arashi’s 500 songs and identify the songs that belong on this playlist. We can call it “The Juntoshi Pornauditory Experience Playlist”.

Or if you just want the most delicious parts already trimmed out, there’s a medley that has a bunch of their parts compiled here by a super dedicated fan. Perhaps she can get our playlist started. Who’s got some other suggestions to add to our playlist?🙋‍♀️

Caveat: The only thing you start to feel after listening to this medley is you kinda want to hear the rest of the song after you hear their part. It’s like eating that first Juntoshi potato chip and not being able to have any more, but like changing Juntoshi flavors 20 times. 

Song list below with the English song titles:

There was this account on tumblr that had all these funny sakumoto posts of these two being snarky to each other. I saw an opportunity to make my own little story. 

Jun and Sho’s eyes meet. Jun has an idea. 😈

Jun: I KNOW you saw me, bitch💢

Sho: Eh?💧

Jun: That’s right. Hands on your hips.

Aiba: Sho-chan??

Jun: Yaaaaaaas!

Sho: What am I doing? Wait, why am I doing this? What are you doing?