tier 3 draven sub

of course I’ve had gay sex I’m a lawyer

Reblog n put in the tags what pokemon the person you r’bed this from would be!

dreamily sighing kicking my feet up drawing pink hearts with a glittery pen around a picture of a greying old bitch with a receding hairline

"The women of New Vegas ask me a lot if there's a Mrs. New Vegas. Well of course there is. It's me. I've finally come out."

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

ha. i knew cheese on a burger frog would win you bitches over

you were using him

i hate you

what’s your worst sin out of the seven mine is pride. i’m never going to die btw

Actually, I think girls in middle school and high school should still feel comfortable having fuzzy pillows and lava lamps and glitter pens and sequin tops and a colorful wardrobe and whatever else they think is pretty or cool. Maybe we shouldn’t, like, try to beat the personality and life out of the youngsters, neither should we expect them to act like anything other than their actual age.

People wonder why kids are so obsessed with video games when I see grown adults telling *elementary schoolers* that they’re too old to play with dolls or play food or train sets, or that they’re being “ridiculous” for pretending to be animals or Frozen characters. I’ve met so many kids who are completely ashamed that they want to play with my toys when I offer because it’s for “babies” despite desperately wanting to.

smallest white boy in the world........... gram cracker