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20th Anniversary of Makaveli The Don Killuminati The 7 Day Theory

In today’s music news: The ever-controversial Tupac Shakur has just released another album under the alias “Makaveli.” Music insiders are running wild trying to rearrange other artist’s street dates in fear of a wipeout in retail interchart movement. Although no one knows the exact cause of the new album resources tell me a number of less fortunate rappers have joined together in conspiracy to assassinate the character of not only Mr. Shakur, but of Death Row Records as well. Nas, the alleged ring leader, is furious at 2Pac, excuse me, Makaveli’s verbal assault on Mobb Sleep, Notorious P.I.G., and several other New York rappers. Jay Z, from “Hawaiian Sophie” fame, Big Little whatever and several other corny sounding motherfuckers are understandably shaken up by this release. The question everybody wants to know is: Why’d they get this nigga started? 2Pac, rather Makaveli was not available for comment, but released this statement:

I’m so tired of stereotypes that come along every Black women. And the fact that they were created by the white media really pisses me off! I am very proud of all Black girls and I admire all their accomplishments despite the hate of the modern society. 

#BlackGirlMagic is not just a hashtag, it strengthens our self-respect and emphasizes our importance!