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Feed. With a huge pie. To the face.
Striker lifted his hand to wipe the pie from his face, eyes looking towards the jester in non amusement. ❝Careful, we wouldn't want you getting hurt again.❞ He warned with a twitch of his tail.
a smirk forms on his lips. he knows that he should be intimidated by the other, but there was just something that kept him from being so. hands clasped behind his back as he rocks on his heels attempting to look innocent.
" I dunno, could be convinced t'let you hurt me a li'l. "
@jesterslut liked for a Beetlejuice starter.
The demon smiles down at the imp. So this is the big clown everyone talks about? Hes so small it’s almost cute. Almost. That’s the only compliment he won’t say out loud. But he can’t help but lean down tilting his head at him. Imps were always so interesting to look at.
“Who might you be?”
a part of him was amused by the other. he had always been fairly tall for an imp, which had only become more true with the addition of the robotic limbs. arms fold over his chest as the —- sinner? demon? Fizz wasn't really sure at this point, makes a show of exaggeratedly bending to his 'level'.
" Fizzarolli. you? " his voice no longer matched his face. vocal cords long since damaged in the fire.
Send my character a ★ and I’ll bold everything they feel toward your character.
I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

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PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .
send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses ! i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .
FRIENDS. childhood friends / work friends / family friends / recently friends / turning antagonistic / turning into something romantic / stable / falling apart / friendship of need / friendship of circumstance pen - pals or internet friends / coworkers / partners / other .
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / newly entered / soulmates / skinny love / unrequited from my muses side / unrequited from your muses side / friends with benefits / awkward / fading / turning toxic / toxic and destructive / other .
FAMILIAL BOND. sibling bond / older sibling figure to your muse / younger sibling figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / other .
ENEMIES. dangerous to themselves / dangerous to others / unpredictable / passionate / rivals / petty / developing into a sexual tension / developing into a romantic tension / based off family matters / based of circumstance / based of professional matters / based of misunderstandings or lies / other .
THE GRASP TO HIS TAIL causes Striker to HISS, and he wrapped around and wrapped a clawed hand around the jester's throat. Leaning in closer to him. "You wanna do that again?"
he's supposed to be scared. he's supposed to be scared. he's supposed to be scared. but he's very much not. he was sure that one day @hclluvahctel would snap and kill him. but Striker just made it far too easy to annoy him.
" can I ? "
PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .
send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses ! i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .
FRIENDS. childhood friends / work friends / family friends / recently friends / turning antagonistic / turning into something romantic / stable / falling apart / friendship of need / friendship of circumstance pen - pals or internet friends / coworkers / partners / other .
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / newly entered / soulmates / skinny love / unrequited from my muses side / unrequited from your muses side / friends with benefits / awkward / fading / turning toxic / toxic and destructive / other .
FAMILIAL BOND. sibling bond / older sibling figure to your muse / younger sibling figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / other .
ENEMIES. dangerous to themselves / dangerous to others / unpredictable / passionate / rivals / petty / developing into a sexual tension / developing into a romantic tension / based off family matters / based of circumstance / based of professional matters / based of misunderstandings or lies / other .
After-Action Patch-Up starters
"Hold still, [name], this might sting a bit." "You're lucky it's just a few scratches. You need to be more careful!" "Don't be such a baby. It's just a flesh wound." "I can't believe you jumped into that fray without thinking! What were you trying to prove?" "Here, let me help. I've had my fair share of battle wounds." "Ouch! Warn me before you start cleaning those cuts." "You're a mess. How did you even get into this situation?" "I never thought I'd see you so vulnerable. It's strange." "Let's patch you up before anyone else sees you like this." "You really need to work on your combat skills. I can't keep playing nursemaid." "I've got the first aid kit. Sit down, and let me take care of those injuries." "You did well out there, but you're not invincible. Let me help." "I told you not to charge in without a plan. Now look at you." "It's nothing serious, just a few cuts and bruises. You'll be fine." "I can't believe you're complaining about a little pain. You should see what I've been through." "Hold on, I'll get the antiseptic. This might sting a bit." "You're surprisingly fragile for someone who fights so fiercely." "You really know how to ruin a perfectly good day, don't you?" "I never expected to see you in need of my care. Life is full of surprises." "I suppose I should thank you for saving me, even if it means playing nurse now."
[CLEANS] The sender takes a cotton swab and gently cleans the dirt and blood from the receiver's wounds. [BANDAGES] The sender carefully wraps a bandage around the receiver's forearm, securing it to protect the cuts. [SCOLDS] The sender scolds the receiver, shaking their head as they tend to the injuries. [REACTS] The receiver winces as the sender applies antiseptic to a particularly nasty cut on their cheek. [COMFORTS] The sender reassures the receiver, offering comfort while tending to the injuries. [DISINFECTS] The sender pours antiseptic on a wound, causing the receiver to inhale sharply at the stinging sensation. [INSPECTS] The sender inspects the wounds, noting any deeper cuts that might need more attention. [LECTURES] The sender lectures the receiver, advising them to think before acting to avoid future injuries. [SMILES] Despite scolding, the sender smiles reassuringly, trying to ease the tension in the room. [COMPLAINS] The receiver complains about the pain, prompting the sender to roll their eyes and continue their work. [WORRIES] The sender expresses worry, sharing their concern for the receiver's well-being. [TREATS] The sender skillfully treats each injury, showcasing their competence in basic first aid. [ADMONISHES] The sender admonishes the receiver, emphasizing the potential severity of the situation. [ASSESSES] The sender assesses the overall damage, silently noting the toll the fight took on the receiver. [DISAPPROVES] The sender expresses disapproval, stating that putting oneself in danger is not acceptable. [ASSURES] The sender assures the receiver, claiming that despite appearances, the injuries will heal quickly. [HESITATES] The receiver hesitates as the sender reaches for a needle and thread to stitch up a deeper cut. [SYMPATHIZES] The sender sympathizes with the receiver, acknowledging the pain while praising their efforts. [SCANS] The sender scans the receiver's body for any hidden injuries, ensuring nothing was overlooked. [GRATEFUL] The receiver expresses gratitude to the sender for taking care of them amid the discomfort.
𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
"I beg your fucking pardon?"
"Due to personal reasons, I'm evil now."
"Actually all of my systems are nervous."
"You used to be shy, now you're a whore."
"I'm attracted to men but at what cost?"
"My wife can stab me a little bit I don't care."
"Babygirl there is something obviously wrong with your brain."
"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found."
"Debates are stupid because why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me."
"Due to personal reasons, I will be going completely off the fucking rails."
"I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people."
"Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range."
"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."
"I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I'm actually angrier.
"Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue."
"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"
"Fuck therapy I'm becoming a knight."
"Hey, girl. Plagued by terrifying visions?"
"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"
"I may not be beautiful, but at least I know a lot of useless information."
"Conversations are a lot like teeth, you can only have so many."
"I hate when people ask me to explain my thought process. Like hell if I know."
"Well, well, well, if this isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid."
"With all due respect, which is none."
"You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God."
"If a demon tried to possess me I'd just be like: ok take it from here, good luck man."

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listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood
"FIZZAROLLI! RIGHT! Sorry, I uh, don't watch much TV." He couldn't afford cable, and until recently had been WAY too busy with his job under Crimson. "My name's Chaz, Chazwick Thurman." He gives a small salute, and a grin. "Nice to meet you."
a shrug pulls through his shoulders. he didn't really care about how many people knew his name at this point in his life. Fizz was over the whole fame and notoriety thing now.
" TV is overrated these days. all reality garbage and a bunch of VoxTech commercials.
nice to meet you too, Chaz. "
"OH SHIT YOU'RE THAT FAMOUS JESTER GUY, AIN'T YOU?" He knew of the bots, couldn't afford one nor did he particularly wish to get one. He much preferred the real thing than toys. "Fuck, Frizz... Bizz... Something like that, right?"
" Fizzarolli, " he corrects casually. " Fizz to most. " a slew of other nicknames that seemed to grow in number by the day between Ozzie and Verosika. but that was beside the point.
" and you are... ? "
"YEAH WELL... I think we can call it even." He replies with a sheepish chuckle. After a moment, he squints as he stares at the imp. "You look really familiar... Have we boned before?"
" deal. "
the question wasn't anything new. it was one that he got all the time, but the addition was new. he'd never had anyone be unsure if they'd had sex before. Fizz would like to think that he'd be a little bit more memorable in bed.
" uh... no. but depending on y'know —- your life circumstances... you could buy a robot that looks like me and fuck it. if y'wanted... "
that still weirds him out a little. a lot.
Well, perhaps not? She doesn't know. She does know, however, the king of lust is completely in love with Fizz. She wasn't blind to it and she supported them both all the way. The hybrid merely hummed, nodding, "Yeah. He said he doesn't care. That we could adopt further down the line if we wanted to. I don't think he really wants kids and as much I do want one, I don't think it's in the cards for me either."
She rests her head against his own, sighing softly as her tail wraps around his waist, giving him a much warmer hug, "Besides, I want you to come meet him sometime soon. Gotta have my number one bestie meet the guy that is my mate. You'll like him."
" good. "
he really didn't want to have to try to find this guy and have to kill him. he didn't have a way to contact Striker but he'd damn well find out if this guy hadn't been okay with anything that was out of her control.
" I still think you'd be the world's coolest mom. "
they should have move to the sofa before essentially tangling themselves completely together. it was a little too late now, however. hooking his chin over her shoulder the purr in his chest continues.
" yeah? name the time and place, babe. "

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THE SHARK'S EYES WIDEN upon seeing the imp get launched, having not meant to do THAT. "Shit, you okay?" He scrambles over, despite his throbbing tail he offered the jester a hand.
a hand rubs at his forehead for a moment before taking the shark's own and allowing him to tug him up.
" m'good. sorry for biting you, should'a asked first, " he snickers.
Her expression softens, her hands coming up to hold his face in her hands, "You're still my number one bitch. Forever, okay? I know you didn't mean it and I should have told you. But you know how it gets when you're freshly mated. After all, wasn't it like that with Ozzie?"
Arms wrap around him now, curling against him and cuddling up to him as she peppers his face in sweet kisses. She was always the affectionate type, "Want me to tell you of how it all went when I told him about my...issue?"
he leans into her touch almost instantly. still very much a touch starved child at heart. a soft laugh leaves him at the reassurance that he was still her number one. as if he would let anyone take that spot away from him. he'd have to accept sharing it, however. this mystery man would was clearly going to be around for the rest of their lives now. Fizz would have to convince Verosika to at least let him meet him.
" I don't know, " he shrugs. he doesn't know if he would call whatever he and Ozzie were 'mates'. a part of him had always thought that was just kind of a myth that implings were told to give them some kind of hope for the future through puberty.
a purr sounds from him as she kisses his face, curling his arms around her middle.
" you told him already? "
that made sense, if he thought about it. that was an important thing that all parties involved needed to know.