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Our Game of Thrones 15-Year Anniversary Rewatch Season 1 episode is LIVE.

Jess and Miranda are returning to the very beginning: rewatching the season that introduced us to the Starks, the Lannisters, the Targaryens, and the choices that changed everything.

We talk: ⚔️ first impressions vs now 👀 moments that still hit just as hard 💭 what feels very different 15 years later 🔥 and all the groundwork Season 1 laid for what was to come

This is the start of our 8-part rewatch series, with a new season every other Tuesday.

🎙️ Now streaming on Spotify & Apple Podcasts.

Next Tuesday, Jess and Miranda kick off a brand new series celebrating the 15th anniversary of Game of Thrones… by doing what we do best: rewatching, overanalyzing, and having a lot of feelings.

We’re diving into Season 1: the politics, the betrayals, the characters we loved immediately (and the ones we absolutely did not), and how it all holds up 15 years later.

This is the start of an 8-part series, where every other Tuesday we revisit a new season and talk about what’s changed, what still hits, and what feels very different now.

It all starts here:

⚔️ the Starks

🐉 the Targaryens

🦁 the Lannisters

…and the choices that set everything in motion

Join us next Tuesday as we return to Winterfell, King’s Landing, and the beginning of it all.

🎙️ Season 1 rewatch episode drops soon.

The journey reaches its end.

Picking up where Part 1 left off, we follow our Rooks through the final chapters of their story meeting the Inquisitor, confronting the growing threat to Thedas, and facing the choices that shape the fate of the Veilguard.

We also reveal where these characters stand after the events of the game and share special closing letters from the heroes who came before them.

Every protagonist leaves a legacy.

And these men are no exception.

S2 Episode 10: Dragon Age Most Likely To… The Male MC Gauntlet is LIVE.

We brought together every single one of our Dragon Age protagonists, Wardens, Hawkes, Inquisitors, and Rooks(who you’ve yet to meet) and asked the only questions that matter: Who is most likely to…?

This episode is part ranking, part therapy session, and part public exposure of the men we have spent way too much time thinking about.

There were debates.

There were accusations.

There were a few answers that felt a little too accurate.

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All protagonists entered.

Only some left with their dignity intact. 😌🔥

The sky tore open. The Mark burned. The myth began.

This week, we deep dive into Aurelion “Ari” Lavellan and Valexian “Lex” Lavellan, two men forced into destiny, shaped by loss, and turned into symbols the world needed.

We talk: Who they were before anyone called them Herald What leadership did to them The love they allowed in (and the walls they didn’t) And how you survive when the world turns you into a miracle

The Inquisition was built stone by stone.

So were they.

We’re diving back into Dragon Age: Inquisition for our Male MC Deep Dive and this one is heavy.

Aurelion “Ari” Lavellan. Valexian “Lex” Lavellan.

Two Dalish men. One glowing mark. A world desperate for something to believe in.

From clan life to Skyhold, from reluctant leader to living legend, we’re breaking down who they were before the Breach, who they became because of it, and how myth can swallow a man whole.

One builds miracles quietly. One builds them with gritted teeth and daggers drawn.

Okay but hear us out.

This coming Tuesday, Jess and Miranda are doing what BioWare wouldn’t: giving non-romanceable Dragon Age characters the love stories they deserve.

That’s right. We took characters the games said “no ❤️” to and said absolutely not.

Jess tackled romance paths for:

✨ Wynne (yes, really)

🔥 Krem (as he DESERVES)

🌑 Elgar’nan (because why not ruin everyone emotionally)

Miranda brought the love for:

📖 Varric (finally. FINALLY.)

🕊 Cole (soft, strange, devastating)

🗡 Viago (dangerously charming, obviously)

We break down how these romances would actually work in canon, what kind of partner each character would be, and why these stories add so much depth to characters who already had our hearts.

Is it self-indulgent? Yes.

Is it unhinged? A little.

Is it emotionally correct? Absolutely.

💔💖 Tune in this Tuesday for the episode where we rewrite fate.

The episode where we finally stopped asking “why wasn’t this an option?” and started saying “fine, we’ll do it ourselves.”

Our non-romanceable Dragon Age romance episode is officially LIVE, and we went all in. We built romance paths for characters the games never let you love, and somehow made it emotional, thoughtful, and just a little dangerous.

Jess said “let’s be brave” and wrote romances for Wynne, Krem, and Elgar’nan. Miranda said “this absolutely should have been an option” and delivered romance arcs for Varric, Cole, and Viago.

We talk slow burns, emotional intimacy, power dynamics, healing, devotion, and what these characters would be like when they choose someone. It’s indulgent, yes, but it’s also deeply rooted in canon and character.

🎙 The episode is live now on Spotify & Apple Podcasts. Come cry, scream, and say “this should have been in the game” with us.

(We regret nothing. 💔💖)

This coming Tuesday, Jess and Miranda are doing something deeply irresponsible: letting Dragon Age antagonists explain themselves.

In this episode, we each wrote AITA-style Reddit posts from the POV of some of Thedas’ most infamous villains and then revealed them to each other in real time. Think: unhinged justifications, selective memory, morally questionable edits, and an alarming lack of accountability.

Are they misunderstood visionaries?

Are they absolutely the problem?

Or are they just really bad at writing their own post titles?

We laugh, we absolutely judge them, and we decide once and for all:

AITA or NTA?

S2 Episode 5: AITA for Destroying Thedas? is LIVE.

This week, Jess and Miranda let Dragon Age antagonists take their grievances straight to Reddit. We wrote AITA posts from their POVs, revealed them to each other blind, and then did what Reddit does best: judge.

Was it a misunderstanding? Was it a justified overreaction? Or was it absolutely, undeniably YTA?

Expect unhinged logic, missing context, emotional manipulation, and two hosts deciding whether Thedas’ worst people deserve validation or immediate downvotes.

Listen now on Spotify & Apple Podcasts and remember: just because you had a reason doesn’t mean you were right. 😌🔥

For the first time ever, Baldur’s Gate 3 is joining the Closet.

Jess and Miranda are ranking every BG3 companion out of 10 and deciding who earns their place in our camp… and who absolutely does not.

We’re talking: ✨ character arcs 😈 personality chaos 💭 and overall main character energy

Some rolls will be high. Some will critically fail.

Join us next Tuesday for S2 Episode 6: Roll for Entry (BG3 Joins the Closet)

S2 Episode 6: Roll for Entry (BG3 Joins the Closet) is LIVE.

We ranked every Baldur’s Gate 3 companion out of 10 and gave full pros-and-cons breakdowns. Some were welcomed warmly. Some were judged ruthlessly. A few barely made it past the vibe check.

Who rolled high? Who failed charisma? Who are we defending no matter what?

Grab your party. We’re in the Closet now.

This coming Tuesday, Jess and Miranda are doing something deeply irresponsible: letting Dragon Age antagonists explain themselves.

In this episode, we each wrote AITA-style Reddit posts from the POV of some of Thedas’ most infamous villains and then revealed them to each other in real time. Think: unhinged justifications, selective memory, morally questionable edits, and an alarming lack of accountability.

Are they misunderstood visionaries?

Are they absolutely the problem?

Or are they just really bad at writing their own post titles?

We laugh, we absolutely judge them, and we decide once and for all:

AITA or NTA?

Okay but hear us out.

This coming Tuesday, Jess and Miranda are doing what BioWare wouldn’t: giving non-romanceable Dragon Age characters the love stories they deserve.

That’s right. We took characters the games said “no ❤️” to and said absolutely not.

Jess tackled romance paths for:

✨ Wynne (yes, really)

🔥 Krem (as he DESERVES)

🌑 Elgar’nan (because why not ruin everyone emotionally)

Miranda brought the love for:

📖 Varric (finally. FINALLY.)

🕊 Cole (soft, strange, devastating)

🗡 Viago (dangerously charming, obviously)

We break down how these romances would actually work in canon, what kind of partner each character would be, and why these stories add so much depth to characters who already had our hearts.

Is it self-indulgent? Yes.

Is it unhinged? A little.

Is it emotionally correct? Absolutely.

💔💖 Tune in this Tuesday for the episode where we rewrite fate.

Kirkwall doesn’t care who you were before. It only cares who you become.

This week, Jess and Miranda dive into their Dragon Age II male Hawkes: two men forged by the same city, shaped by loss, duty, and impossible expectations.

We talk about: • anger as armor • humor as survival • siblings as anchors • and what it really means to become the Champion

Heavy. Emotional. Extremely DA2-coded.

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Kirkwall made him. Now we break him down.