Moments from Jack and the Cuckoo Clock Heart that actually happened
the weirdly sexual lyrics of Flamme A Lunettes
“Do you often sprout Italian ice cream cones?” “Only when I’ve snacked on spaghetti after midnight.”
All of Jack’s chest shots
Madeleine going to bed without taking out her huge updo
Jack the Ripper just randomly showing up about a quarter of the way through
Melies and Jack’s sick skateboarding
Joe’s rapping and accompaniment beatboxing
The implication that Melies was fucking the conjoined twins
Miss Acacia floating away while Jack holds onto her ankle and tries not look up her skirt
The entire Ghost Train sequence
Jack rapidly falling love with Miss Acacia during her flamenco
Everyone’s sparkly skin and impeccable fashion sense
Melies, a French character created by French people in France, being a walking French stereotype
Joe getting his eye stabbed out and wearing eyepatch, which makes him look even more Edgy™
Madeleine drinking literal tears
A face with legs getting launched out a cannon
Melies calling Jack’s freckles “succulent”
Mathias Malzieu being the living embodiment of the “when you do all of the work in the group project” meme
Jack walking in and sadly saying “She’s in love with me”
A moon with Miss Acacia’s face eating the accordion train
Jack carrying Miss Acacia to her room and accidentally bumping her head on a pole
“I was practicing kissing you while you were sleeping”
Jack getting struck by lightning and no one questions it
Madeleine holding a stethoscope up to a man’s crotch
Jack’s mother showing up on Madeleine’s doorstep with a frozen dead bird in her hair
Everyone’s varying levels of angst
Joe showing up in an automobile that looks like a boat
This movie is fuckin wild
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